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External Link/Members OnlyDate/Time/Cost: 14th October, 6.45pm, £150
Location: Notting Hill, 5 minutes walk from tube station, clean but tiny flat right at the very top of a lot of stairs, no lift, bathroom is tiny and has a tiny shower that can barely fit 1, no bath, water pressure is only just beyond a trickle, bed large and fit for purpose
Comms:Easy to get hold of, clear instructions, sounded very well organised, bubbly and enthusiastic on phone, based on Brazilian Martian's review and the way she seemed on the phone I thought "yes !!....I'm in for a great time here !"
(God, was I wrong, VERY wrong)
Girl-physical description:Facially not as gorgeous as she appears in the AW photos, but it is her, body very good, fantastic ass, lovely skin, fake tits which are reasonably well done, but what's the point when she doesn't like them being touched
The meet:I arrived on time, called her up as instructed, promptly answered the phone then told me to wait while she 'got ready'
I waited.....10 minutes.........rang up again........"sorry, I'm nearly ready baby, not long now"
She sounded so nice on the phone that I gave her the benefit of the doubt
Another 10 minutes, I was ready to walk, she called back, buzzed me in
Bear in mind, she had me waiting for 20 minutes outside her flat, despite this I was polite and patient, no complaining, as I know how this can lead to a bad punt and gives a whore an excuse to display a bad attitude and provide a crappy service
Once in, those 'great comms' vanish and she appears unable to speak nor understand English
I tell her I need to take a shower, so I take one
Once out of the shower this is what transpires:
No owo, contrary to Brazilian Martian's punt where he stated that if owo is extra he walks, he got owo
She was adamant, "all services with condom"
No kissing
Doesnt like her breasts touched "too sensible" she said, I knew what she meant
Oral with was ok, barely got me hard
I thought 'fuck this' then got a hand job (without a condom), which was better, but killed the mood when its clear she's a cum dodger and doesnt seem to want to be touched anywhere
I was hard now and thought the only way to cum would be through sex
How wrong I was
She seemed obsessed with the idea of the condom coming off which meant that she would always manouevre so that her hand was clutching the base of the condom at all times and kept angling and shuffling about so that essentially no thrusting was possible and no rhythm was possible
This girl who appears to be borderline PSE in her profile, yet in person seems afraid of dick, does not kiss, does not allow owo, obviously no CIM, seems terrified of becoming pregnant and is a clockwatching cumdodger who doesnt like being touched and certainly doesnt kiss
Needless to say, achieving orgasm with this bitch would be practically impossible
Then, bearing in mind that I arrived on time and she had me waiting for 20 minutes outside, such that a 6.45 punt didnt commence until 7:05, she cuts the punt short at 7:45 exclaiming "time's up"
AVOID AVOID AVOID !!
What I experienced with this cunt was completely at odds with what Brazilian Martian described in his review and completely at odds with the service description on her AW profile page, both of which were what lead me to book her in the first place, and I was pleasant and polite throughout, clean and well presented
