This is a review catching up from an incident a couple of months ago. Sorry to have taken so long, but I was embarrased and I needed to forget about it and get a good punt under my belt to get confidence back. Having done that recently, here goes for this one.
Quick summary: disaster from arrival, doesn't do what is on her profile and very rude and haughty. Totally knocked me sideways, and not recommended in anywayThis was my first attempt at an outcall to my place and I also tried a reverse booking for first time, as the lass I tried for outcall wasn't available, what a shame that turned out to be!
I let the outcall run for a few days, and had one or two replys, lasses passing on there way from north to south for example, but nothing quite worked.
Then a message arrived from Sasha KINKY.GIRL.UK
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External Link/Members OnlyIt seemed to match up, price ok and she was sure about travel time etc. She was from Manchester area and I DOUBLE checked she understood it was a three hour drive, with the Gods of the M6 willing! I really hadn't expected anyone from that far away bothering, Preston Lancaster was more like it. Anyway she was really sure it was on, so I confirmed boking on AW and sent an email detailing my expectations/preferences. Nothing massively complicated. Full GFE French kissing, oral and all with nice sexy underwear and clothing.
I will emphasise ALL this was (and still is) clearly stated on her profile as being available.So good to go thinks I. She has a lot of AW ratings from a few years ago, not so much recently. This she explained later as because she had stopped AW for a while, and was only just getting back to it very part time. I wish she hadn't bothered.
Come the afternoon of the booking and she arrives only just in time, for a three hour trip that was bloody accurate. Comes into house and has to immediately ask to rush to toilet as she was bursting, ayup I thought she was running late. Ok that dealt with and then get her car parking sorted as it is a little awkward at my house. She comes in in jeans and t shirt, sensibly low key think I, for walking up the street, but she didn't have a big bag with her for her other clothes??? Hmm. I am my usual bundle of nerves and attempted a little kiss on the cheek to say hello, and she shied away. Hmmm??
I said I would show her where the bedroom was to put her things.... and hadn't got the rest of the sentence out of my mouth before she absolutely went off on one!!
What the F@@k!! 
She ranted about she wasn't being dragged to bed immediately after a three hour drive and didn't I think it proper to offer her a drink etc etc.
I just stood and looked at her in the hallway gobsmacked. When I had calmed down after a few seconds, I managed to quietly and calmly say that if she had let me finish my sentence that was EXACTLY what I was about to do, and I had tea coffee, a range of soft drinks etc already in the kitchen, and what would she like?
Talk about feeling awkward, but I persevered. (why why why???)
We went and made a coffee and tried some small talk, which sort of calmed things a bit, but she kept mentioning what a tight schedule she was on and couldn't be a minute late leaving as she had to be back in Manchester by 5 etc etc. This was also very off putting.
Then on the sofa in the living room the second bombshell landed.
She has a very high opinion of herself, and went on about how fit and toned she was, does fitness shows apparrently. I thought she was OK but not head turning actually, and I was getting a bad feeling. I sort of tried to mention about how I thought she would need to change into the clothing I had asked her to wear. Then it landed BOOM! Quite haughtily she asked if I had read her profile?? WTF yes of course I had read it , loads of times. Well she announced, stockings and so called sexy under wear are "so cliched" (her words) and she doesn't do them anymore. Also she has had some sort of bad experience and also doesn't do kissing anymore !!
Now I am immaculately clean, non-smoker, don't eat spicy foods before meets, brush teeth mouthwash etc as I know how unpleasant it can be, but she couldn't even use this as an excuse because she hadn't been anywhere near me to find out what I tasted like!
So, of the things I asked her to do and were clearly stated in her profile, most are blown out the window. How can you do a GFE without kissing?
Yep you are all laughing at me now, so am I, as I still stupidly tried to rescue this meet. It had been in the planning for a while and I had no alternative plan, and Mr Willy was still in charge.
So eventually we went upstairs to the bedroom and she disappeared off to the bathroom to change into what she was prepared to wear, the leopard skin bikini in her profile shot. This is why she only needed a handbag for her stuff!!
She does look quite good in it, but not startling. However we tried a little mutual massage and finger play, hmm starting to calm down a bit but Disaster.
I was so wound up at this point i just squirted my load without warning, and rolled over in embarrasment and anger.
I got up and went to the bathroom, then came back and just sort of said to her to go.
Now payment I always sort out before hand, and I had the money in an envelope and ready. I let her take it as I was too embarrassed to question , and I just wanted rid of her.
BUT GET THIS ONE GUYS: and maybe the guy involved will recognise himself.During her chit chat on the sofa, while telling me how good she was and all the fantastic things she did (for others likely not me) she mentioned a particular client who often booked her. She MENTIONED HIM by name and said he was a famous horse trainer, likely in the Cheshire/lancashire area, don't know. Name didn't mean anything to me and fortunately I have forgotten it, but the very fact the silly bugger told me it as a boast is ridiculous. I see she has last AW feedback in June by "dark-horse001". Is that a coincidence. Well mr horse person you have been warned.
So if kinky girl or any followers read this then she will no doubt have a go back, but all I can say folks is Caveat Emptor. She will see the irony of this as apparently she works in a QA department! There are lots of positive AW comments so maybe I was just unlucky.
