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External Link/Members OnlySo after jonsing for a late night punt, I text "Lola" asking if she would be free in an hours time for a 30 minute punt. She replied quickly and gave me a postcode after confirming which services are available. It turns out that I was speaking to her madame. I found this out after trying to get into the flat and there was a problem with the door opening. After getting let in by another resident, i passed an older woman dressed casually who's phone rang after I tried to call Lola to tell her that I was in the building. The madame quickly realised who I was and reassured me that she wasn't Lola (thank fuck!)
After taking me to the apartment, she presented Lola. She's exactly as her profile describes; short, big boobs which I can confirm are natural. Her body was fantastic, but her face definitely lets her down - probably a 4 or a 5. She looks a lot better without her glasses, which she took off after I requested. Also has a bit of acne which partially accounts for her average looks.
So after paying for a half hour stint, we get down to business. We start kissing, and she is pretty much closed mouth the entire time. I had earlier confirmed that she offered french kissing, so I asked again if she did, she nodded and opened her mouth slightly, before resuming her close mouth "kisses". She didn't speak much english either and seemed to not speak much at all. She was pretty lifeless, which was pretty offputting so I thought I'd move things on a bit. She did a bit of OWO which was okbut again unenthusiastic. I was pretty tired of this so I thought I'd just get this punt of the way. She then bent herself over her bed and assumed doggy, without any prompting but again lifeless. After presenting, I started fucking her before catching a whiff of her arse which I then noticed was a bit unclean. Fucking turned off. So I flipped her over and finished off in missionary quickly.
Now I usually cum two or three times in a half hour punt. But at this point we were just under 15 minutes so I asked her if I could change the punt to 15 minutes (according to her maid, 15 minutes is cum once and owo) which she was surprisingly ok with. She gave me back my £20 and I was on my way.
Overall thoughts - now her body is great, definitely 8/9 but facially very average/unattractive. But after such an unenthusiastic servicce, I cannot recommend her to my fellow punters. I hope this was helpful and would allow others to make an informed decision before seeing her!
