Place: Shared terrace house off Munster Rd about a 10-15 minute walk from the tube.
Date: September 2016.
Service: 30 minutes.
Price: £50.
Lowdown: Terrible punt. Would recommend staying away.
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External Link/Members OnlyComs:She answers the phone and gives you the postcode. Once you arrive at the street associated with the postcode, she asked you to call her and she gives you the house number. She asks that you call her again once you arrive at the house so (a) you do not knock the door, and (b) she can greet you at the door.
The Place:Ground floor flat. Shared terraced house on decent street. Easy to find. Bedroom at the back of the ground floor. Sparsely furnished and poorly furnished. Not a proper bed, more of a board with a mattress on it (which was unstable). Not a nice house. I was led from the front door, past two other reception room doors (from which were emanating voices, so we were not alone) and a kitchen. A cat was playing in the hallway. The carpets were dirty and needed badly to be vaccumed. She had been smoking in the room so the air was stale and not great.
The Girl:Looks: Tiny Romanian girl. Definitely under 5-0". Very pretty. Dark hair pulled back. Looks very young, so some of you might find that off-putting - others of you will love it. She looks younger than her photos. To be frank, she looks like a child but with adult breasts which are quite firm and about a c-cup, which was a bit weird. Her body is slender and tiny but she does have a relatively large behind which has stretch marks on it. Her vagina is trimmed (not shaved). A relatively meaty vagina, but that might be just because it is on such a small frame.
Attitude: Time waster. This has been mentioned in other reviews so I was expecting it. After I handed over the cash, she pissed about going out of the room and then coming back in a couple of times, then going behind her curtain to look out of the window and coming back into the body of the room, then prancing about in her room trying to talk about inane things. As has been mentioned elsewhere she has this 'cute' act which manifests itself in aloofness. Had I not been warned in other reviews, I would have thought it very strange. In the end I lost patience with it and told her to get on the bed, which she did.
Presentation: Not good. I requested lingerie and stockings. What I got was what looked like a fluffy pink child's dressing gown, woolly socks, and very plain cotton pants from H&M underneath.
The Action:
She removed her dressing gown and H&M cotton pants and got on the bed at my request. She left her woolly socks on. She made no attempt to engage with my physically, instead she just lay there giggling and saying "it's cold" "you are cold" "I am cold" etc. etc. I was beginning to think there was something wrong with her. I undressed and went to kiss her as her profile says DFK. What I got instead was closed lipped pecking with closed-eyes and head turning. I was not impressed.
She then said to me "It's working yet?" motioning to my cock. I thought - well it might if you made even a slight effort to touch it. In the end I brought myself to erection with my own hand while looking at her body. I tried to kiss her nipples but they smelled like dried saliva (you know if you lick your arm and then smell it when dried - they smelled just like that) so I decided I didn't want to ingest the remnants of other punters' spit so I stopped.
She just lay there smiling and talking away about nothing in particular. I was thinking to myself that this is possibly my worst ever punt, and I just wanted to get out of there. I didn't even ask for a BJ. I said "have you got a condom?" and she said "no", then laughed then opened one she had placed by the bed earlier. She opened it and slid it over my cock. She then slathered her snatch in what looked like moisturiser and I got in her in mish. I just wanted to get it over with so I fucked her quite firmly and again tried to DFK but to no avail, I finished in her within a couple of minutes. She pulled me out almost immediately and removed the condom with a wet-wipe.
She then got up and put her H&M pants back on. To be honest, I didn't care, I just wanted to leave. I looked at my watch - I had been in there exactly 17 minutes.
I got dressed and left.
Conclusion:
Possibly the worst punt I've had in 20 years of punting.
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