Right, here goes. Checked out the AD and it was local so thought I'd give it a go. Exchanged txt so and confirmed frenching kissing, mutual touching etc. She said it was the most sensual massage you would experience. Should have had alarm bells with that statement. Anyway £80 for the hour, full b2b tantric experience I would never forget blah blah blah.
Comms were good, arrived at the flat oppposite Epsom Station. Buzzed in and up to the fourth floor. Not sure if the girl was the same as the picture. Hair completely different, but she looked pretty fit so I thought why not. Flat was clean and tidy with room with massage table and ensuite shower room. Sorted out the paper work and onto the table. She was just wearing a thong. Started a very mediocre massage with gel, a few rubs of the tits across my back and hair tickled over too. So far so meh. I started to rub her legs and then up to her pussy. Put my fingers in her pants and she pulled back with a no, no, no. Great. She carried on with massage and I was thinking this is going to end well.
She asked me if I wanted to turn over, so over I went. She said what do you want. She said HE or Oral with for an extra twenty for forty for full sex. I said what about the kissing? She said no didn't really like French kissing but would do oral instead. So agreed to that on with the condoma some pretty poor oral, I pulled her head onto the old chap as I was sick of her sucking the tip. Finished off and then off with the rubber and a wet wipe rub. She then asked me if I wanted a shower. What? I said. Checked my phone and I'd been there just over twenty minutes. I argued that I has paid for an hour so she agreed to more massage. Back on the table and then another 15 mins of crap, non interested massage commenced. Then she ok? I said not really would like longer. So another two minutes and she kissed my back and said 'you want to take a shower?'
I'd given up by this point and got off the table and into the shower.
Nice shower to preceded to spend over 10 minutes in there, another 5 minutes drying and I got dressed slower than I ever have before.
She tried to make small talk but I was just not interested. Left the flat and I said 'Thank you for ripping me off, that was quite possibly the worst massage I have ever had'.
Anyway guys I've TOFTT. Please don't make the same mistake as me and avoid at all costs.
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