Author Topic: Curvaceous-candy - Southampton  (Read 4598 times)


5 review(s) for Curvaceous-candy (0 positive, 2 neutral, 3 negative) [Indexed by ]

Offline pumps

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I'm not even too sure why I'm reviewing this one as only negative comments will arise, probably rightly so... :lol: but meh I just need to gen up anyone thinking of throwing any cash on this hugeee unit.

I was literally doing a 1 mile search radius on AW where I was located and this one came up displaying available today - I felt a "box ticking" adventure come over me, I didn't bother todo any research as I was feeling rather Russian roulettey and took my chances :sarcastic: .

Comms: They were pretty good, English girl so it was run of the mill, text + phone call.

Girl: like the photos in my opinion, but older, 3 to 5 years I'd say. She's chatty and friendly. goes without saying but skin not as smooth as photos suggest....quite ripply in the fat areas.


She opened the door hiding behind it, so I had to squeeze through the remaining 20 centimetre gap left between the door and wall  :lol: just kidding the gap was a bit larger.

She made friendly conversation and I paid up after confirming services.

She got straight to the OWO without cock inspections or wet wipes, But if I'm honest I was deeply disappointed with her tekkers I had hoped she'd go into mouth watering hungry mode or something with my cock, Instead her head was very swallow and not wet at all, She spent the majority of the time rubbing her lips up and down the shaft of my cock (not the whole length just a small area below the  head) which became extremely frustrating and didn't feel very good.

Onto sex she didn't smell bad but wasn't smelling freshly showered/scented, her breath was stale, and she was sweaty between the folds (as you'd expect I suppose), did her in doggy, missionary before I had enough, then nutted on her face.


Positives: Friendly attitude

Negatives: Rubbish useless  blowjob, breath not fresh.

box ticked

 

Offline Brazilian Martian

Bloody hell I would of had a stiff whisky and a cold shower afterwards if I punted with that, she's a massive unit.

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« Last Edit: October 02, 2016, 04:42:17 pm by Brazilian Martian »

Offline pisceanuk

Thanks for the review  :lol: . I can never imagine getting my pecker up for her.

Offline Brazilian Martian

Thanks for the review  :lol: . I can never imagine getting my pecker up for her.

Read through  her negative reviews its comical her toilet had shit stains inside it   :vomit: what a way to leave the bathroom for customers to see.

Offline pisceanuk

 :thumbsdown: black listed her.

Read through  her negative reviews its comical her toilet had shit stains inside it   :vomit: what a way to leave the bathroom for customers to see.

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Offline nigel4498

Pumps, I take my hat off to you  :hi:
Out of your usual manor too.
You are a braver man than me.

ptokazii

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How I got here to see the 1st pic with the hot air balloon like bum I do not know, it happened.

Can I say:

This

is

just

disturbing.

I hope I can go to sleep tonight... Holding my teddy tight.. You're safe now safe.. They can't hurt you anymore...
Get me out of here!

ptokazii

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"She opened the door hiding behind it, so I had to squeeze through the remaining 20 centimetre gap left between the door and wall"

 :sarcastic:  Pictured that happening :)))

You must have been lucky on this one for not being eaten alive. What could have happened:

Being constricted until you could no longer breathe.
Getting swallowed whole, head first.
Ending up digested with strong acids, inside the slut's stomach.
If you see her profile going offline for a few weeks, prob means she's had one and taking some rest.

Offline pumps

Now its all blown over and the dust has settled.

I only went to see her as she does filming with face inclusive of her price, Had it not been on the cards I'd never of bothered.

 I thought it would be a nice addition to the filming bucket list aka a really absurdly fat prossie in the library.

one to show the great grand children etc etc  :sarcastic: