External Link/Members OnlyI travel around a lot and have sampled many massages in many places with differing results. I thought I'd post my recent visit to a young Estonian lady in Edinurgh last week. It's my first on here so it may not be to the standard of the other esteemed reviewers.
Comms:
This is one area that I can't fault this lady. All done by text with prompt and informative responses so much so I was counting the hours until I visited. As is the norm, when I arrived at the destination, I text and was quickly given the door number which was literally 20 steps from where I was stood. Things were going well at this stage and my hopes we improved further that this risky gumtree meet was going to be a huge success however........
Premises:
This is where things deteriorated drastically. A quick knock on the letter box and as everyone knows, a face appears from behind the door and ushers me in. A quick introduction and then her apology....... The place is a dump. I mean a real dump. Really bad. I wouldn't have left my dog in it for even an afternoon with a butchers bone and a bowl full of pedigree chum. The hallway was non descript. The bedroom has 2 mattresses on the floor, one obviously was her bed and the other our "massage area". There was no room to walk around the mattress to get undressed or even to walk anywhere. The sheets were 1970s brown, I don't think there was any paint on the walls. One positive is that the central heating certainly works - the place was fucking roasting. The young lady apologises again and told me this wasn't her usual apartment and I wasn't to worry as she was very clean.Hmmmmmmm
The bathroom and shower,which I visited before leaving, was slightly better but not something that you'd feel particularly proud of.
"Why didn't I leave?" - I hear you shout?
" I had no plan B" - I reply
"And fuck it, she is a honey" - little Buck is crying up to me
The masseuse:
When she opened the door, she looked nice but nothing special. Pretty enough but as I say - nothing special and certainly not a stunner. When we moved from the hall into the "let's call it a bedroom for ease of communication", she stood in front of me in her pink bra and matching panties and believe it or not a pair of Reebok trainers or where they adidas - anyway; fucking trainers!!! However upon removing the bra immediately - wow what a pair of Charlie's she has. If carslberg made Charlie's........ She's a brunette, decent face, good English, cracking tits and okay legs - look like an athletes legs which might explain the trainers! All in all she is definitely fit and worth staying for.
The service:
So I manage to undress and lie on the paper covered mattress (the usual type of paper roll when being massaged). I lie on my front (getting a grim view of the bedroom the same view the insects and bugs get no doubt). I ask what are the rules and she retorts that I can touch but not her pussy as she is in period :thumbsdown:Anyway, Onwith the lotion and a rather decent massage ensues, her tits massaging my legs, ass, back and neck. Lots of attention to the under carriage and things are hotting up (little Buck was correct after all).
Turn over and I am asked whether I like a prostate massage which I reply to positively stressing that I want it very gentle. 2 tons of oil is then thrown over little Buck who, only just managed to stay upright with the shock and weight of oil. The tits pay another visit then a nice slow technique brings a HE to a very good conclusion. She wipes me gently and makes sure little Buck is drained completely.
Quick shower, nice chat, dressed and out the door.
Would I return? Not to that address. I might send in the "how clean is your house" tv crew to see if there is another series on the cards. I was told she is only at this address for the week so I might return to her alternative address at some point in the future as she is a lovely girl and does a decent service.
£50 for 30 minutes. Including shower afterwards I was in and out in 35 minutes.
This is my first review on here so hope it comes across ok.
