Author Topic: Chanyajanpak55 Halifax  (Read 1437 times)


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Offline Barryy

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Booking and coms

I initially had a urge to podge her on Wednesday evening so I messaged her on AW to arrange it, but i didn't receive a response until after midnight which was obviously past my window of opportunity and the urge had subsided by now. She messaged me on AW asking me to contact her mobile number, we exchanged a few texts that established she was only here up until 10pm lastnight and then in the morning she would be off on tour for a few weeks. So I decided to book her for 30 mins lastnight, it was all done through texts and she was pretty quick to respond to my texts and confirm the time I asked for and sent me the address details.

In-call location

Little house in Halifax, it's literally a 2 minute drive up from the town centre. Parking isn't a issue as there's a little car park on the main road opposite the street she works from. I arrived at the agreed time she opened the door in a skimpy little number, invited me in, asked how I was etc and then lead me upstairs to her room. The place is clean & tidy and the bedroom is clean & comfortable, I was offered a drink but wasn't offered a shower but I'd already had one before I set off to punt so not really needed.

Price

This was to be a quick 30 minutes pump & dump to empty my sack which hasn't seen any action in the last week. She asked me how long I wanted and I said 30 mins, she said £60 and I handed it over and was told to strip off and relax on the bed as she went off to get me a glass of water. She returned to the room in a little red one piece sexy outfit which she striped out of as soon as I had a sip of the water.

Looks / body /dress size estimate/ hygiene

She's definitely the woman you see on her AW with all tha tattoos, I'd say She's around 5 '4 in height once those shoes come off. I'm no good with sizes so couldn't tell you exactly what dress size but she's definitely a curvy girl, I'd say the tits are fake (she didn't admit or deny that when I asked) but I didn't notice any scars and I just wanted to really get my hand on a big pair. She's nice and clean with a shaved pussy just how I like them ;)

The Action & disappointment

She seemed a bit quite at the start but once she stripped off and started rubbing her tits all over my cock she seemed ok, she gave me a short tit wank and then I fondled those big fun bags of hers and proceeded to suck on them, she must have been enjoying it as she told me to carry on as I kissed and sucked them. Although she wouldn't really let me go anywhere near her neck or face, I just thought fuck it and told her to get sucking. It was OW and it was average at best in my eyes, she kept putting the condom on inside out in the beginning which wasn't a good start, she did some deep throating but not for long and my cock was just about ready for action by now so I told her to go CG, she jumped ontop and started right away with the  "ohh come on fuck me baby fuck me".. this just kills it for me if a lass does it right at the beginning, she was grinding away but it was useless as my mojo had ran a mile from the machanical verbal audio she put out.

She seemed a bit pissed about this and I told her to suck me off until I'm hard, she did but it was OW again and in the background she had some daft song on her cd player that was totally putting me off from the punt... It wasn't going to get any better like this so I asked her to try without the rubber, she said it's a extra £20 for OWO I agreed as I just wanted to shoot my load and go. But what followed was a bit of a disappointment it was more hand relief than OWO and to be honest her hands felt better than her mouth, she also said no fingering but you can touch the outside... I thought fuck that and proceeded to finger her as she did her thing with her hands & OWO.. She didn't object and I carried on but she did blatantly hint that my time was nearly over, this killed my mood even more as I knew there was still around 8 mins left.. I told her to sack it as this was not doing it for me. she cleaned my cock up with some wipes and said she didn't understand why she couldn't make me cum and that she was really disappointed she hadn't managed it, she said I must be distracted and asked what I was thinking about, I hadn't got a clue other than that daft song creeping into my ears. She kept asking me what can we do to put it right, I think these may have been subtle hints to pay for more time etc... but I said I had to leave and we both got dressed, she told me to return the next day to try her friend who is slimmer than her, that perhaps I'd enjoy her a more etc.


Accuracy of profile and in particular photos and age:

I'd say everything is pretty much accurate in her pics but what you don't notice in them is she is currently carrying a little puppy fat on her front mid section, it wasn't a issue for me but just thought id mention it since everyone is different.

Pro's

Not far from town center
Off the main road & Discreet safe parking
House & Bedroom clean & tidy
She makes a effort to dress up for you and is very clean & tidy herself.
Nice big breasts to play with and waxed clean down below

Cons:

Not a sniff of any sort of kissing to her lips, face or even neck.
Her AW profile says OWO at discretion, but she actually charged £20 extra for it (should just say on AW it's a extra.)
She also says no fingering her (I did it anyway and she didn't mind)... dont get that you can put your dick inside it but can't finger it lol.
The OWO wasn't all that in my book, I've had much better previously and like I said it was more her using her hands which actually was doing more for me than her mouth.

Conclusion:
Would I personally return to her and spend my hard earned cash? NO as the encounter didn't really do anything for me.
Would I return to try out her friend? Perhaps to satisfy my curiosity at a later date.

I'm rating this a negative as the OWO wasn't worth £20 extra and the no fingers rule and lack of any sort of kissing or real enthusiasm untill your time is up. And lets not forget the dreadful music and mechanical verbal sound effects.
« Last Edit: October 01, 2016, 10:18:38 am by Barryy »

Offline Ali Katt

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Thanks for the review. The ass does look amazing, but as I have said she is a bit too far from me and this review confirms she isn't worth the extra effort.

Offline mm86

wow, sorry to hear about that bud having recommended her to you. Horses for courses I guess, but sorry to hear she didn't do much for you!

Offline Barryy

wow, sorry to hear about that bud having recommended her to you. Horses for courses I guess, but sorry to hear she didn't do much for you!

I was adamant about trying her out at some point or the other, your tip helped me get it out of the way sooner rather than later. Like you say horses for courses and this one wasn't really for me... but you only find out if you try.

Not to worry I will be consoled by another lovely Thai lady this evening ;)

Offline mrfishyfoo

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Not to worry I will be consoled by another lovely Thai lady this evening ;)

I like a bit of Thai but it seems to me that the EM podging team have all the good stuff.  :dash: :dash:

Sorry to hear that your first course at this Thai place was substandard.  :dash: :dash:

Fingers crossed for you that the next course is much better as I may well be indulging if it comes well recommended.


Offline ColorCon

Sorry to bump the thread, but has anyone seen this lass around lately?