This is a Neutral bordering on Negative. Think the fact May was so pleasant just gives her some bonus points, but this was more like a parlour punt than an indie one;
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I've been one horny Mofo this last week or so. This was my 3rd punt in about the last 9 or 10 days and used up my allowance for the month, so going to be a long wait till I get to feed the bear again. Pity it was rather underwhelming.
I saw May's profile on AW this morning and thought she looked FAF. Slightly dubious about the legitimacy of the pics, but decided to drop her a text to see if she was available. Didn't get a response for about 20 minutes or so, so I headed off towards the train to Leeds and thought I'd try someone else. Saw Lexi Ryder was on in Bradford and new I always got a good service from her so dropped Lexi a text to see if she was working. Just as I hit Leeds I got a reply from both ladies more or less at the same time. May was available all day and Lexi said she was next free a couple of hours from now. As May looked like taking a chance on I respectfully let Lexi know it was too long to wait and replied instead to May. Boy, I wish I'd just stuck to what I know.
May replied saying she was at a Leeds Hotel and to give her a quick ring. Don't usually like doing that as I prefer to text (especially when walking through a busy town centre) but rang her up and she picked up straight away. Immediately I cold pick up that she had a foreign accent and definitely didn't sound like a young lady. By no means do I imply that she sounded croaky and 'old'.....I'd say she had a 'mature' voice. She said she was free now and that it was £150 for the hour. 'Hold your horses love' I thought, as I'd text her about a half hour booking. I asked her about 30 minutes and she paused for a second then said it was £90 for half an hour. She told me she was at the Three Trees By Hilton hotel (or double tree, can't remember what it's called) so headed over. On the way, I checked her profile again. It said on there that 30 minutes was £75, not ninety. I was starting to have doubts about going through with it. At first I headed over to the Hilton by the train Station. Her message had said come through the doors and head straight up the stairs. I was heading up the escalator when I noticed this was just called 'The Hilton Hotel'. No trees in sight. I double checked on my phone then sent her a text to confirm. Yep, I was in the wrong hotel. The Double tree/Three Trees is a subsidiary of the Hilton (I think) and was just around the corner. Oops. That could have been embarrassing if I'd gone and knocked on the door number she would give in the wrong bloody hotel (incidentally, has that ever happened to anyone. Going into the wrong hotel and knocking on the door number that the WG gave?)
Quick dash outside then made my way to the correct place. On the way, I dropped her a text to double check the price as her profile still said £75 for 30 minutes. She confirmed back that it was £90 whilst she was on tour as she had to cover hotel expenses. Don't see why she couldn't have had that on her profile, but anyhow.....I was a little miffed at the price change but as I had no other options really as I couldn't really try and go back to Lexi and say she was my second choice, so decided to take the plunge.
Got to the (correct) hotel and made my way up. She text me the room number, but only after I'd gotten in the lifts and was having to ride up and down a few floors without looking like a twat! Got to her floor and made my way to her room. No one about so was all very discreet and safe. Knocked on the door and was let in.
My suspicions about her were met when I got a look at her. Her profile says she's 36 - I'd say probably more late 30's/early 40's. She's actually still quite a looker though, so it wasn't a full on Bait & Switch. She is maybe not as trim as the pics suggest, but neither is she fat or flabby. Just maybe a few years older than the pics were taken. She does have a nice, womanly figure, lovely bouncy arse and big, busty tits. Facially, quite nice. Not a 'stunner' in the model-like sense, but I'd imagine on the whole she turns a few heads in the bars. She definitely has a 'MILF' look about her. Personally, as I'm in my early 30's I prefer girls around my age or late 20's, but I'd imagine some of the more seasoned punters on here would be quite taken with her looks. She does have an accent as well, and speaking to her during the meet I learned that she is from Puerto Rico. I'd say she has, overall, a very Latin-American look about her.
She greeted me when I came in and overall was a pleasant lady. I handed over the cash and she showed me the Bathroom. It was a plush hotel so the Bathroom was spotless and there were plenty of towels in there. Had a quick shower and stepped back into the room. May was stood waiting form me and at first said that she just needed to get a towel. She came back and laid the towel on the bed and asked me to lay on top of it. I dropped the wet towel I had and lay on the bed. She then said she was going to get another towel for my head - wasn't sure what she was going to do with it at first, but she came back and said it was to rest my head on. Don't know why a pillow wasn't good enough, but what they hey - I went with it. I'd been in there about 5 or so minutes and she did then ask very politely, 'I'm so sorry I forgot to ask your name', which I thought was a nice touch. She then asked if I wanted to start with a massage. I kind of got the impression that this was what she wanted to start with so said okay. I flipped onto my stomach and May squirted some lotion or some such onto my back and proceeded to give me a massage. It was actually quite a nice, relaxing massage. She massaged the oils she'd put on my back all over me and gently teased and tickled me with her finger-nails. We chatted a bit while she was doing it - she told me where she was from, and started talking about the restaurant opening on the top floor of the hotel, or some such. Then she asked 'So, what do you like?'. I said I just liked 'normal, Vanilla stuff' and she said 'Good, I don't like the weird things'. She then got up off my back and said she was just going to clean up quickly.
She then nipped back into the bathroom and was left just laying there on my stomach in the buff for about a minute or so. Eventually she came back out and said it was time to get undressed. I spun over and watched her take her clothes off. Despite being older than what I usually go for, she was quite sexy and does look great naked. Her Breasts are actually quite magnificent. She came over to the bed and I got to get my hands on them. They felt wonderful and she had lovely, pointy nipples that were getting hard. She came in close and we started to kiss. May is quite a strong kisser. Full on kissing and she does really like to use her tongue. It did feel good. I got to suck on her awesome tits as well and that was great, then she moved on down and started to give me OWO. It felt good, she didn't go that deep, but she has a soft and tender mouth so it felt quite good. She wanked me slowly, licked my balls and generally gave quite a decent BJ, all the while I got to run my hands over her body. After a while she got a rubber and slid it on. She asked how I wanted to start and I said with her on top so I could see her tits bouncing.
She lubed up and then eased herself on but as she was climbing on board she started saying 'Gentle, gentle, I have a tight pussy' as she then lowered herself she let out a few minor 'ows' and was saying that I was too wide. She did finally get into a rhythm and started riding me, but every now and again she whispered 'gently' to me. I got a steady pace going and she seemed to be liking it. I sucked on her tits for a while and we kissed a little more - her tongue going into overdrive this time. But then after five minutes she slowed down and got off saying that I was too big for her and that she'd finish me with her breasts. I didn't really know what to say at this point so just went with it. She climbed off and got a wipe and then took the rubber off, quite meticulously in fact. She put some lotion on her tits and started to give me quite a good tit-wank and then started wanking me off. I could sense that this was going to be pretty much it for this punt so I took over and a minute or so later I finished over her large boobs. She helped me clean up (with about four or five wipes - probably more than was needed) and then said that we should shower together to clean up.
I let her go in first and as it was quite a small cubicle I just let her get washed - helping out by squeezing some shower lotion onto her arms, but then just got in after and cleaned myself up. She was very courteous and polite at this stage, still chatting away and making sure I had clean enough towels. She said she usually works in Lancashire but might be back in Leeds in the future and that I should keep her number. She did though say 'and next time you should book an hour'. Usually that would just be a 'chit-chat' comment, but actually throughout the meet there were 3 occasions (including then in the bathroom) that she made a comment about this being a 30 minute booking rather than an hour. She didn't say it in any kind of snarky or demeaning way. I just thought it was something that didn't need to be said. I don't know if she felt that she couldn't offer a full service in 30 minutes, or whether it was a case of wanting more money for a longer booking - to be honest I kind of got the impression it was more the former and she felt she didn't have enough time to fully engage with me. In no way did I feel rushed at any point in the booking, but I suspect that she prefers to spend 5 or 10 minutes at the beginning just sitting and chatting with her client. I get the feeling she views herself more as an elegant courtesan than a cheap hooker type.
We said our goodbyes and I left, in all honesty not quite feeling as satisfied as I'd hoped, especially as I knew I could have seen Lexi Ryder instead.
So overall, not exactly a horrible experience, and May was extremely polite and engaging throughout. But service wise, you can never be satisfied with a lady who says that you're too big to take, no matter how much of an ego-boost hearing that is. I think a Neutral is fair as I don't think she outright deserves a Negative, but I don't think i'll be visiting her again - especially not at £90 for 30 minutes.
Most annoying thing now is that I'm going to have to wait till the end of the month for the old fundage to replenish. Although what's all this about 'tontober??' might there be some discounts for us poor, lonely, horny punters??? I sincerely hope so!
