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Author Topic: Sausage Inspector (South East & London)  (Read 980 times)


5 review(s) for sausage inspector (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative) [Indexed by Admin]


Offline cwc41135

Bit of a short review - seeing the positive AW reviews I thought I would have a go but who knew...

Sausage Inspector (what a name) sort of tours between London and South East in general. When I booked the appointment she was around in London.

Initially the comms was ok on the usual bits, e.g. time and fees. Told to call when I arrived near Golders Green so I did.

Then, I have been put on the 'please call me in 5' / 'sorry another 5 minutes' texting loop. Eventually the line connected (after about half an hour) and was simply abruptly told 'Sorry I don't think I will meet'.

That marks the end of that evening...

Would I recommend?
Unless you enjoy waiting for half hour or so then told 'No', don't bother

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3224632
https://www.adultwork.com/sausage+inspector



5 review(s) found for sausage inspector linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline MrMatrix

Bit of a short review - seeing the positive AW reviews I thought I would have a go but who knew...

Sausage Inspector (what a name) sort of tours between London and South East in general. When I booked the appointment she was around in London.

Initially the comms was ok on the usual bits, e.g. time and fees. Told to call when I arrived near Golders Green so I did.

Then, I have been put on the 'please call me in 5' / 'sorry another 5 minutes' texting loop. Eventually the line connected (after about half an hour) and was simply abruptly told 'Sorry I don't think I will meet'.

That marks the end of that evening...

Would I recommend?
Unless you enjoy waiting for half hour or so then told 'No', don't bother

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3224632
https://www.adultwork.com/sausage+inspector
Interesting as I too have just done a review on this WG today. What I didn't say is that I'd booked her 2 days earlier. When I got there I was out side the hotel and said I'm in reception (seemed easier to say) and she wasn't happy- I then tried to explain actually I'm outside and she just went off on one saying she cant have me wandering around the hotel and said I'm not seeing you goodbye and hung up. She's lucky I didn't put this in as another negative. However I persevered and wished I hadn't.
Sorry to hear you were buggered about mate. At least you saved your money for a proper punt else where. :angry:


5 review(s) found for sausage inspector linked to in above post (3 positive, 0 neutral, 2 negative)

Offline Lewis

Ah, so that's where she is at the moment. Was in Oxford or Abingdon for a little while.

Was contemplating on seeing her, but on reflection looks like I had a lucky escape.

......and said I'm not seeing you goodbye and hung up.......

Many months ago, when she was in my area (@Lewis - don't bother), I got similar treatment.
Initial call, pretty friendly&light-hearted until (when we were discussing timewasters) I made a chirpy comment with "i hate that crap" and I got a petulant

"I don't see people that swear" and **CLICK***

Really ???

Offline MrMatrix

Many months ago, when she was in my area (@Lewis - don't bother), I got similar treatment.
Initial call, pretty friendly&light-hearted until (when we were discussing timewasters) I made a chirpy comment with "i hate that crap" and I got a petulant
"I don't see people that swear" and **CLICK***
Really ???
Blimey I wish I'd know she had a habit of this. Its not too late to do a report- shes clearly making a habit of this and our colleagues should know about it. The reviews are the life blood of this forum, you know it makes sense. Sorry you had a wasted journey mate - well out of order :hi:

Blimey I wish I'd know she had a habit of this. Its not too late to do a report- shes clearly making a habit of this and our colleagues should know about it. The reviews are the life blood of this forum, you know it makes sense. Sorry you had a wasted journey mate - well out of order :hi:

Apologies for lack of review - it was in my pre-UKP days (and I had not even reached the stage of making a booking  :dash:.)

(saying that, my current review rate is dropping - lost all my mojo for going for this type of 'adventurous' punt - mebbe Tontober will cure this   :yahoo: )

Offline MrMatrix

Hi Bobbit - so lets hope Tontober sorts it for you. You can still post on punts before you joined UKP- no restriction so long as you agreed the punt and turned up. As we know all sorts of things can go wrong from there. So its equally useful to everyone. Best of luck next month  :hi:

Her q and a at he bottom of her profile is a bit haughty.

Offline Lewis

I made a chirpy comment with "i hate that crap" and I got a petulant

"I don't see people that swear" and **CLICK***

Really ???

Yet she says she enjoys "shagging" in her profile write up.

I could quite easily get away with using the word "crap" in front of my mother, but "shagging" would earn me a stern look from her.





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