Acuherbal, South Ealing
External Link/Members OnlyI've been on the lookout for a walk in massage centre in Ealing for some time and recently discovered this little shop. It's very easy to miss from the outside because it's a half shop. Anyway, you can park outside for 30 mins for free and there is also apparently parking behind the shop. A little bit indiscreet with people sitting outside a cafe a few doors up.
Inside its the usual setup. £30 for 30 mins. Chinese 'masseurs' in or around their 40s. Decent enough figures from what I saw. Nothing special, but not hideous.
Can't remember the name of my masseur. It was a pretty decent massage to be fair with plenty of oil, a mixture of 'professional' massage and reacharounds and swipes. It was one of the few times I thought to myself that if there were no extras I wouldn't be that pissed off.
Eventually I turn over and she offers nudes b2b and HE for a negotiated £40. Before she starts she pulls out the wipes, gives my cock and hands a good wipe and then, this is a first, she uses one of those sanitisers on my hands.
She then piles on the oil and I feel like one of those seabirds after an oil spill. I'm coated in the stuff. She rolls her very nice tits over and around my mouth, just slowly enough for me to have a little gobble whilst I cop a good feel. So far so good! Eventually I unload a decent amount all over myself. Job done she uses some wipes and tissues to clean me up. I ask for a shower because I'm slippery as an eel and my face is shining with oil which is when she tells me that they don't have a shower!
So basically I then have to head home with a lingering smell of oil all over me, oily hands, body and a glistening face. For me a shower isn't necessarily a deal breaker, but if you are going to smother someone in oil then at least mention first that there are no shower facilities.
For this I'm giving a negative. If you're heading home after a visit, there's a hell of a lot of evidence that you've been up to something. And I was heading home!
Ealing really needs to up its massage game in my view. There is a real need for a Natural Ways or Sala Thai type place.
