Sexy-SimonaX, SimonaVIP, Solihull

[mogi]

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18 Sept 2016

I'm glad (on this occasion) that I didn't read the reviews on this girl before I saw her because I would have missed out on a seriously HOT session. 

I found her through AW and was specifically looking for busty blonde who speaks English (as I like a bit of a chat with a girl before getting down to business). I've had some bad experiences with the Eastern European girls and now try to avoid them all.... with one exception:  Simona.

Simona's English is very good and we communicated and connected enough for it to be a really good session.

Simona, for me, is my idea of a 'real' woman.  She has the sexy shape, good looks, sensuous curves, sensitive boobs, really pretty face and a good sense of humour.  Feeling her body shimmer, tremble and pulsate when she came was such a turn on. I managed to slow down the strokes enough to feel her tighten throb as she tried to hold in her moans (to avoid making too much noise in the hotel room)   

She doesn't go for the oral on her (really mindful of hygiene) which I don't do with working girls - but strangely because she denied me the opportunity to do it.... it made me want to do it.   

She more than made up for it by sensual kissing on my body (I don't FK) and session of outstanding oral that took me to the edge of ecstasy and fired me up to really want to be inside her.

I can usually hold out for a good 40 - 50 minutes before coming (edging).... but not with Simona.

Looking down on that awesome shaped ass going at it from behind was just too much.

For me.... a really good session.  I guess it's one of those things where it doesn't work for some but REALLY works for others.  When I'm back in the UK if she happens to be available, I'm certainly going to see her again.

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[Madone1]

Sounds like you had a great time simona.

[getonit]

your idea of a 'real woman' has sensitive boobs at number 4 ?    really ? how high does an itchy fanny , smokers cough or tennis elbow come on your list of  must haves for a goddess?

[Tony_Red]

She was my worst punt ever. She still lists FK  and OWO on her profile likes list but does not provide it. She has removed RO which to me means that she has posdibly been alerted about UKP by her pimp.


Her passive aggressive and condescending personality and behaviour was completely off-putting. I'm sorry to say I did not like her as a person at all.

Her pussy wasn't attractive and thank God I only went for 30mins (sure I left earlier) and wasted 80 quid as opposed to more as I normally prefer hour visits. At the time it didn't make sense why she was the only girl available out of about 10 I contacted before her, but after the punt it made perfect sense. Dusty phone + shit provider means she has to work longer hours to earn as much as the better girls out there.

Good luck to anyone who visits her. She has previous neutral/negative reviews from her previous profile.

She needs to seriously up her game cos the Midland punters are not short of choice for quality WGs

I'm not one to hold a grudge and genuinely hope she has upped her game, but I am highly doubtful.

[Tony_Red]

I find it interesting that Simona's profile is logged in a few mins ago on AW and Op is also showing as online/logged into UKP at the same time...00:55am

Coincidence? Yeah, and I am the Pope.

[Tony_Red]

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[Madone1]

Yeah plus the the pic the "punter" has put up is the only face pic of her that is in-blurred.
I think someone is trying to drum up some business. She should start by adding penetration to her likes list it might give this review some legs to stand on.

[Roth]

Well dodgy review.

[mogi]

Yeah plus the the pic the "punter" has put up is the only face pic of her that is in-blurred.
I think someone is trying to drum up some business. She should start by adding penetration to her likes list it might give this review some legs to stand on.

OK, guys.  I TOTALLY get it.  You, personally, may have had a bad experience.

I thought that this is supposed to be a review site and forum.... not the grand medival inquisition or a witch hunt.


I joined the forum, looked around and thought that I'd check out a few reviews on girls I've seen. 

I'm not a 'pro-punter'. I just dabble and see a girl once in a while. 

I've had some OUT OF THIS WORLD experiences and I've had a few 'run Forest, RUN!' experiences too.

In order to save myself from the latter, I use forums to benefit from the guys who TOFTT and were willing to alert other punters. I rarely join forums but decided to join this one because I wanted to share a review.

As I stated in my opening remark "on this occasion" I was glad that I didn't read the review or I'd have missed out on a good punt.

I saw Simona last weekend and don't recall the date you saw her. 

My review is credible and recent and THAT'S what any supplier of any service (including whatever product or service you guys provide for a living to support our 'adventures') so that new customers can form their own opinion and take a 'punt' on whether or not to buy the service.

Bottom line, let's not 'troll' this girl.  Let's also not turn this site into the place where people rant and put multiple negs on one girl. 

Let's post our opinions (good and bad) and move on.

BTW I don't collect pics of the girls I see (it seems a bit creepy) I used the image from the previous post.

But just to make the point here's a better photo I screen grabbed (and BTW even if this is a professional shoot picture - it's always a good sign to me because any girl that will invest in a professional photo shoot is already setting herself apart from the crowd of prossies in a hotel room doing a selfie.  For me... I'm looking for a better class and experience)

And in the words of the great philosopher Forest Gump.... "That's all I have to say about that".



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[mogi]

Well dodgy review.

As a new guy to the forum, please let me know.... is it a BAD thing to post a positive review?  Or should I just find a negative wave and bash on girls - even if I've had a good experience.

If that's the case on UKP... I'll have to pass.

[mogi]

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Dude, you had a bad experience.  Sorry to hear that.  I've posted a follow up to help 'balance' the views and then I'll leave it to the forum and other potential clients to make their own decision.

[Tony_Red]

It's always a good sign to me because any girl that will invest in a professional photo shoot is already setting herself apart from the crowd of prossies in a hotel room doing a selfie.  For me... I'm looking for a better class and experience)

Unlike Simona, some of the most most popular and credible ladies on AW/UKP use hotel selfies.

The reason for professional shoots is to hide flaws and even out her skin tone. Come on, are you kidding me...these are basics.

Like I said already, Good Luck to anyone visiting this bitch.

I'm out.

[Madone1]

Funny thing is when I screen grab the picture it looks like this.

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[mogi]

Funny thing is when I screen grab the picture it looks like this.

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Got it from the private gallery. I figured I was about to spend money on the punt so I might as well have spend the few credits on the private gallery..... just to see what I was going to get.  Again, professional photos - to me - show that the person is willing to 'market' themselves professionally as opposed to a selection of selfies. PLUS the blurred picture got me curious.

[PepeMAGA]

giving Mogi the benefit of the doubt, he only wanted limited services, so this probably suited her and he wasn't disappointed as he wasn't expecting anything else.
on "professional photos" there's a big difference between a professional  shoot and airbrushing to the point that you think you're going to meet Elsa from Frozen. sometimes they don't even need to blur the face it's so far from how they actually look.

[1Ca$h]

Mogi,
Your review was unconvincing. Your defensiveness was unconvincing. You are unconvincing.
If you are a genuine punter, don't take it to heart.
If you are a promoter for Simona, consider  yourself busted.

[Dodo]

Mogi,
Your review was unconvincing. Your defensiveness was unconvincing. You are unconvincing.
If you are a genuine punter, don't take it to heart.
If you are a promoter for Simona, consider  yourself busted.

And what do you know about it Mr Two Posts!!

[saf1976]

Not sure a Czech bird would be familiar with the word 'Dabble'

[Tony_Red]

Her profile text has changed since this thread. She's added the section on fk/ro/owo etc. A fluffy has alerted her to ukp for sure.
Coming out with some crap excuses about hygiene even though she asks punters to shower.

If she ups her game it's good news but I am not gonna go back to find out.

Also raised her hh and hr rate by a tenner.

[Clitlicker696]

  Well, it is very strange that Simon has 20 good reviews. Perhaps the error was in someone else and not her Tony?

[Tony_Red]

Well, it is very strange that Simon has 20 good reviews. Perhaps the error was in someone else and not her Tony?

Welcome to UKP.  You will fit in well here (cough).

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=83005.msg1025091#msg1025091

For her previous profile.

This is the last post I will make on this prossie.
Not worth my time.

[Clitlicker696]

So?   One negative, One neutral, One positive plus 20 good feedbacks on AW.
What's more? 21 good or bad one and one neutral 

Just read her rules
She probably knows why she wrote rules on AW. Probably she didn´t like you and Getonit   

Guys is time to wake up     

[Turtle Z]

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Feeling her body shimmer, tremble and pulsate when she came was such a turn on.

How the fuck do you feel a body shimmering?

She doesn't go for the oral on her (really mindful of hygiene) which I don't do with working girls - but strangely because she denied me the opportunity to do it.... it made me want to do it.   

I find it interesting that you paint a picture of a girl with limited services then counter intuitively suggest that we should want her all the more due to her limited services. 

She more than made up for it by sensual kissing on my body (I don't FK) and session of outstanding oral that took me to the edge of ecstasy and fired me up to really want to be inside her.
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No RO, no FK but she makes up for it by "sensual kissing on your body"... Well fuck me, I wonder if any other girl has thought of making up for limited services by kissing of the body??? Surprisingly, I like many others on here have experienced sensual kissing of the body but I can't ever remember being "taken to the edge of ecstasy," Is there something about her kissing technique that helps her achieve such an orgasmic reaction or maybe it's just that it was written by the girl herself or you're a massive fluffy twat who was asked to write this on her behalf. Well done though, either way I wouldn't touch her with a barge pole and that's all I have to say on the matter.

[Turtle Z]

Well, it is very strange that Simon has 20 good reviews. Perhaps the error was in someone else and not her Tony?

Really... Did you miss this one? Her 'reviews' look about as genuine as you. 



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[Turtle Z]

Look, poor old Mogi is in love 



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[PepeMAGA]

Look, poor old Mogi is in love 



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should read "Simona, you were ok, might bang you again if you're showing green and no one else on my HL is answering the phone"

c'mon, incredible? and do you really make that much of a connection with no kissing etc?

[Roth]

Look, poor old Mogi is in love 



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Oh dear.   and he missed off those famous words -

Treat her with respect guys

[Wayne197979]

I saw this girl while I was away from home.
Fancied some fun. Put the area in the search on AW and saw her. My little head was ruling me as I had the horn. I'm an experienced punter an can't believe I got sucked in.
I gave her bad feedback and got an aggressive reply.