Milly Bonds

[PaintingMan]

When: September 12th
Venue: My hotel
Duration: 1.5 hour
Price: £180

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I normally have a last minute attitude to booking and just find someone that takes my fancy at the time however I had my eye on Milly for a week or so after reading some of her posts on UkE. She seemed to have some good craic and more importantly a canny rack!

Coms from Bonds was hassle free, lass on the phone was canny, said Milly was getting a lot of good feedback and I'd be happy with my choice so I took a chance and booked for "as soon as she can get over here". Within half an hour Milly was knocking on the door. I opened it to find a cute, 20something (Id say 21 is really her age) dressed in a low cut top and those pants with the slits in the side that all the young ones are wearing these days, in my day we would have taken them
back to the shop for a refund.

Greeted with an unexpected slow deep kiss (that doesn't happen very often). Off to a great start here. Millys services were spot on, she was very hands on liked to touch and be touched, the whole appointment was just easy, flowed really well. Kisses good, Owo nice technique, RO went down well (if I say so myself) finished off over her fantastic chest (as I do like to do!!). Cleaned up and ended with a chat.

She seems to genuinely enjoy the job and definitely wasnt a clock watcher, Id originally booked for an hour but decided I needed an extra half hour...something which I really dont do very often, if Im
honest it was as much for the good company but the additional BJ was also a bonus!

Its taken me nearly a week to work it out but Ive finally realised who she reminded me of when I opened the door....Billie Piper when she played an escort. Not her double by any means but had that general look and attitude.

Pics don't do her justice. She's petite, quite short but everything is in all the right places. Quite pretty but I couldn't really focus past her chest if I'm being honest. She is however a very friendly, chatty girl who does seem to genuinely enjoy the job and take an interest in her clients. She doesnt carry herself as a 21 year old, seems to have an old head on young shoulders (which sit on top of that chest!), is very grounded and level headed.

Would I see her again: Definitely.
VFM: 9 - 9.5/10 (I dont think I'll ever score anyone a ten though)

[CELICA GT]

Nice review and now even more tempted after seeing her media pic on UKE. 

[Upper Brunei]

Looks great, anyone know if she does duos?

[AmyBbw]

Can be arranged x

[AgedCases]

If she ever does incalls during the early afternoon, I'd be interested.

[The Outsider]

Its taken me nearly a week to work it out but Ive finally realised who she reminded me of when I opened the door....Billie Piper when she played an escort.

...and she's on the list!

[CELICA GT]

...and she's on the list!

Is that Milly or Billie or both  on you list! 

[The Outsider]

Is that Milly or Billie or both  on you list! 

Either, both, individually, together! Billie has been on the list forever.  Millie is now on there with her.

[coolguy1990]

Milly looks exquisite. That is the woman I'm going to marry!!!!

[Kev3773]

Just shows how our tastes are different, she does nothing at all for me. If that arse is a size 10 I'll cheer Newcastle on tonight   

[coolguy1990]

Just shows how our tastes are different, she does nothing at all for me. If that arse is a size 10 I'll cheer Newcastle on tonight 

Yes, to me, that body and particularly that bum, is the closest thing I've seen to perfection.

I only hope she's that pornilicious in real life and hasn't been on a diet of mungh-beans or some shit to lose weight.

[James999]

Milly says this review is Fake and wants it removed 

[Upper Brunei]

Milly says this review is Fake and wants it removed 

Eh?

[Slaine]

Milly says this review is Fake and wants it removed 

How do you know this?. Surely Milly would post that info here herself as she's a member

[daviemac]

How do you know this?. Surely Milly would post that info here herself as she's a member

She has, in the reported post section.     

[Milly Of NCL]

I've been told it's fake and I have reported it as I'm suspicious not 100% but just in case.
I'd rather have 100 real negatives than a fake positive.

Milly

[Upper Brunei]

Is this a first?
Someone complaining about a glowing review?!?!

[daviemac]

I've been told it's fake and I have reported it as I'm suspicious not 100% but just in case.
I'd rather have 100 real negatives than a fake positive.

Milly

Surely you must know if you did an outcall to a hotel on 12th Sept that was extended by 1/2 hr. It will be in your account records for tax purposes.

Edit

Is this a first?
Someone complaining about a glowing review?!?!

Well she's working her way to the 100 negs she wants   

[James999]

I've been told it's fake and I have reported it as I'm suspicious not 100% but just in case.

That's not true now is it, you reported it as fake and asked for it to be removed, why are you now trying to distance yourself from your report and try the "just in case"

And in your report you say "it has been brought to my attention" Who brought it to your attention, it could assist in getting to the bottom of it 

[James999]

I'd rather have 100 real negatives than a fake positive.

So you'd be proud of offering a poor service and ripping off hundreds of clients, nice to know where you set your standards, what do you do in your spare time, let down tyres on ambulances & disabled peoples cars 

[Looking4fun]

3 months later & she's realised it was a fake review,why wasn't it reported as being fake at the time?

[Tiger63]

Am i reading this correctly.......she gets a possitive    but shes not happy with it and wants it faked

[Marmalade]

It's a bit weird but impossible to tell really. A fake review could give someone in any business a bad name if it was spotted; but there again we had someone in Edinburgh who complained about a positive review – basically she just thought she was far too posh to be mentioned on a punters' forum (she wasn't – posh that is).

The OP hasn't logged on since 6 December so no bun match likely. Nice to hear the prossie's 'side' but her post has been lodged for anyone to see and that looks enough really. Punters can make their own mind up and probably most of them are not that bothered. Miss Milly Filly must be aware of the rules that reviews aren't taken down just cos a prossie objects. What's she gonna do, suppose that we take her word for it over a punter? Present receipts for bottles of bubbly gurgled in Berlin on that day? Methinks not. Don't let it worry you dearie. We won't. 

[daviemac]

Am i reading this correctly.......she gets a possitive    but shes not happy with it and wants it faked

Milly's revived a 3 month old thread of a positive review that 'someone' has told her is fake, she's reported it to admin to have it removed.

It seems she does that many 1 hour outcalls to hotels where the punter extends by 30 mins she doesn't know herself if it's fake or not.   

[Upper Brunei]

Never thought twice about this review at the time, but looking at it now it reads a little like an agency advert to me.
Obviously Milly would know about this booking if it happened. So would the OP. So would Bonds.
I presume Admin will look at this in due course and contact Milly if he needs further info?
Until then I think we're all going to remain slightly baffled.

[CELICA GT]

Strange indeed 

[Beerhunter]

God i love this site at times. Better than watching fekking Corrie 

[Mansell]

I'm sure we'll find out in time, then it will all makes sense. 

[Marmalade]

Baffling or not, genuine or not, sometimes I think UKP deserves to be able to put its feet up a bit by having an email responder or public postings address along the lines of ukpunting@I_don't_know_the_fuck_why_you_should_read_this dot com.

All these people that send or post pages of useless stuff could be saved the angst.

[The Outsider]

Maybe the reviewer has been playing the long game with his 40-odd posts and 5 reviews over the last few months.  His intention all along has been to ruin Milly's career with, er, a positive review.  The fiend. 

[OldAdmin]

Maybe he falsified the date for privacy reasons, when members contact me wanting to post a review and worry their identity will be known (nearly always negative) I suggest they do that.

[Marmalade]

Maybe he falsified the date for privacy reasons, when members contact me wanting to post a review and worry their identity will be known (nearly always negative) I suggest they do that.

Thank goodness for an Admin who looks after the bigger picture. People might occasionally feel something is 'unfair' (with good reason or more often without good reason) but UKP is not a public service to help or hinder prossies, who often tend to get themselves in a bit of a mess given the nature of their job.

If someone expects Admin to change something they might consider two tests: 1) Is there sufficient evidence to warrant a complaint of change? If not, right or wrong, it's as inappropriate as complaining to a policeman about something for which you have no evidence or isn't a crime. 2) If there is sufficient evidence to make something possibly stick, ask, is this likely to be appropriate from the viewpoint of the UKP ethos?

UKP has certain guidelines to avoid putting prossies in danger such as discouraging publication of their private address. But prossies have other organisations, such as SAAFE and Ugly Mugs that are set up to handle prossie concerns or serious prossie problems. UKP can't be expected to investigate situations on behalf of prossies.

On the other hand, UKP is pretty consistent in its attitude to punters. It would be hard to argue that it isn't fair or impartial. The members are pretty intolerant of any punters that lack human decency. But it isn't a censored forum. If the poster in question (or any punter) had had his review censored it would be the easiest thing for him to post it elsewhere. Posts are only removed completely in blatantly extreme cases and practically everything that Admin does he makes transparent for accountability to the members. Find one other forum that does all that. Just one. There isn't one. UKP isn't God: but punters and even prossies can respect its independence and integrity. That, for what it's worth, is priceless.

[PaintingMan]

Well I'm as lost as anyone else. I logged on to wish everyone a good New Year to find I'm some being painted as some weirdo who leaves good feedback in order to screw girls over. 

Not sure what has prompted this, didn't think I had any problem with Milly, in fact half the time I worried a was looking like a white knight for her but clearly she does with me.

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