Welcome one and all. Just came back from the worst punt of my life. Has me reconsidering my life choices. Seriously
External Link/Members OnlyTake a look at the profile before you read on. Doesn't she seem delicious? I thought so too so I sent a text and got no reply. I ponced about for an hour texting other girls and finally gave up and phoned this one. She answered straight away and her voice made her sound like a petite delicate little flower which kind of matched her profile pics.
We agreed a time and off I went to Gillingham. Bit of a shit town to be honest but I wasn't there for the sights and parked near her street. She text me the door number and off I went. You'd think that door #1 would be at the bottom after door 2 right? RIGHT? if it's not she could have told me. Turns out the road ends at 2 and 1 is at the other end near 30 something. Fuck you Gillingham
Anyway, I called to say I'm outside and waited for about 5 mins before she text that I'm not there. I assured her I was and she opened the door...
Let's be honest. Most of the girls don't look like their pics and she was no exception. Wasn't bad looking don't get me wrong but she was more tanned than in her photos. Kind of a Romanian Gypsy esque tan but she had her boobs squashed up and together and they looked nice so in I went.
She took me straight upstairs and I saw her skinny legs and liked her look so far. Bleached blonde hair with black roots showing through. Stank of fags etc. The real slutty look. Anyway I asked if I could use the toilet and she huffed about it then told me to wait while she shoved her friend into the garden so I could use the loo. I could hear them talking while I was pretending to piss and although her profile says she's Polish I'm pretty sure she wasn't speaking Polish. I don't speak it myself but I know enough Poles to know when one is speaking it. Like if you don't speak French but you always know if someone's speaking it by the style. Could be wrong but I fear she was speaking in Romanian!!
Went back upstairs and her friend craned her neck around the staircase to take a peek at me so I winked at her as she pulled back. Was a middle aged fat woman so not the phone girl. Oh and my girl hardly spoke any English and was definitely not the phone girl
Into the room I undo a shoelace and she tells me to stop as she needs the money first. Ok relax now I'm not nutting in your face just taking a shoe off but maybe I broke protocol here so I counted out the moneys and handed it over like a mug. £100 for 1 hour. She went to stash it and 10 minutes later returned. I tried to pull up AW while she was out to check if this looked at all like her but the site wouldn't load so I just went with it. She immediately stripped off and told me to do the same. I was looking forward to that tight body and lovely tits but what I got was a proper saggy pair and a saggy pot belly. Stretch marks all over her belly and legs.
Told me to get on the bed and whipped out a johnny and somehow got it on my flaccid cock. Seemed like she'd done that a few times before. I asked abuot OWO as per her profile and she said "Nooooooo" and just carried on regardless. Sucked on it for about 30 seconds until it was about 1/4 erect then said ok, get up. She lay down and on I got. Managed to pop it in easy enough as either the condom was triple thick or she was loose as a clowns pocket. Banged away and fuck me I've never heard so much fake moaning come out of a girl and I've had several long term relationships!
Started losing my boner as it just wasn't at all sexy and asked if she wanted to change positions. She looked at me all suprised and said "No finish?" I said not yet and suggested doggy. She obliged and popped her bum in the air and fuck sake that was a nice sight I'll be honest. As I put my semi on in I couldn't help thinking that the stretch marks on her thighs made her look like a tiger but whatever
Best part abuot the punt was her look in this position. Forget the continued fake moans and the stretch marks for a moment. From the waist up she looked so petite and sexy I kept wanting to kiss her back. This was what I came for, not the monstrosity lurking in the periphery of my vision. I banged her in doggy for about 5 minutes all the time enjoying the sight. I stopped for just a moment to readjust myself and she blurted "finished?" and when I replied with a negative she pushed me off and just said "break" . We'd been porking (Do people still say that? Porking?) for about 7 minutes total. She whipped the johnny off and started wanking me. Lasted abuot 2 minutes then she said break again. then "Why you not finish?" She looked pissed off and was acting a bit childish so I tried to keep the mood light and told her that she was doing ok it just takes me longer than other guys. She didn't understand a word.
She went to the "toilet" and I heard her talking to a man downstairs. Immediately I thought "Oh shit. This is where he bursts in and threatens to kill me for fucking his "girlfried" or something. I had in my head that I would just smack him in the face if he came in. No chit chat. Can't be bothered with drama
She returned and sat next to me all sullen looking and starting wanking again for about 1 minute then the knock on the door and a mans voice. She jumped up and opened the door for him but he went away. She came back, flopped my cock against my stomach a few times then said again all sulky "Why you not finish?" I told her that I paid for an hour so I'll finish before the hours done. She just sat there looking at my shrinking cock until I just told her to forget it and got dressed
Should I have asked for the money back? yes. Did I? no. That dude downstairs was no doubt waiting for me to ask and I just can't be dealing with bullshit like that. Got to the front door and she said thank you! I just shook my head and left.
Thought someone had nicked my car but I was on the wrong street. That would have really upset me
Pros (HAH!)
She looked sexy as fuck in doggystyle. Like proper sexy
Neutrals
Gillingham
Negatives
Probably Romanian
Shit attitude
Shit service
Bloke in the house speaking loud enough so you know that he's there
Everything else
Honestly the worst punt of my life. Will take a break for a while I think as this has really put me off
Anyway, I TOFTT so you don't have to. Pay it forward etc
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