When I found myself in Germany and in a different hotel to my colleagues with my own car, so i decided to try the Mega Brothel. The place chosen was "Paradise" in Saarbruecken
All I can say is I wish I had a whole spare day to waste and a bag of blue pills😊
So entry is €65, it's €50 for 2hrs but they take the €65 and return €15 if you leave on-time. Robe, slipper, locker, showers, food and drinks are all inclusive.
It was a Tue, which is a naked theme day. So in I bowled to find circa 15 butt naked girls working the joint, all of them early to late 20's. Half stunning model types, the other half you'd not normally turn your nose up at, their were just out-shone by those stood around them.
As the barman poured my first beer a curvy, tanned, plastic titted, brunette from Spain approach, very nice. We chatted, but as we did one of the stunners floated past and sat at the other side of the bar. I made my excuses, picked up my drink and headed in her direction trying to look cool an disinterested (dunno why, it's a whore house ffs). So this tall, toned, fine assed goddess calls me over and tries to sell her mate as well as herself (obviously a friend, who struggles for work while sat next to such a babe). We agree on just her for 30mins @ €50.
Off we go to a room, she's not fussed about the paperwork, it was just polite chit-chat before a super slow and meaningful owo session, which I watched in the many mirrors, it was that good i asked her for an extra 5 mins of it before we moved on to sex, so down she went again. Then on went the rubber, before the fit Bulgarian mounted me, there was plenty of eye contact as she wriggled away before we changed to missionary, where she was also very engaging until I popped. A quick tidy up, then we stroked, kissed and chatted on our way back to the bar.
I grab another beer and head for one of the side rooms/seating areas while my chap recovers. There I was approached by 3 more pretty young ladies wanting my attention and €50 in a private room, but I wasn't ready and was only going for the stunners in the short time I had.
Rested I stood and headed back to the bar, but before I got there I bumped into two of the finer looking tanned, toned and butt naked babes. They were all smiles and flirty as they also tried to sell each other to set-up a threesome.
That blood rushing moment all on it's own is going in the bank😋
I sadly had to choose one (which i now regret, as i wish now I'd have taken both) and off to a room I went again.
Slimmer than the first girl, flat chested, but a tum & bum you could crack walnuts on. This Romanian's overall service was better than the first girl, owo wasn't as good, but she took her time kissing my neck, shoulders and chest while stroking my sack, all while chatting and smiling, clearly enjoying the power she had over me. As before owo, cowgirl and missionary with mirrors for extra viewing. Again kisses, handfuls of ass and chatting as we returned to communal areas.
I was aware of the time, and my chap was feeling drained so was in a dilemma what to do, as more and more naked babes raised their heads and smiled at me......I knew I'd get a third pop out, but wasn't confident I'd do it in under the two hour mark. So i took a shower, got changed and collected my €15 with 10mins to spare.
Like I said, a with spare day, a bag of pills and a pile of hard earned, I'd have a great day to remember.
Didn't sample the sauna, cinema, restaurant, outside lounger area or massage (professional male, apparently very good).
In short, loads of pretty, tanned and toned young naked girls, all fighting for your business/attention, all cheap and on-tap. If this place was easily accessible I'd be single and skint by the end of the month.
