Paradise spa DAY TIME PARTY ABSOLOUTELY A DISASTER- DAGENHAM

[Ryan12334]

Lapc club is a budget party located in Dagenham. Cost-£50. Well we're do I start? Been to these parties and had a bad experience before, thought I'd give it another go. What an awful idea that was. Majority of the girls were right mingers, I would say none of them would hit more than a 3/10. The service is poor as well, very mechanical. You literally just lay there, they put the condom on and start sucking. There isn't even a hi/hello to start things off. To add to this the attitude of these girls just stinks. They are extremely rude. At one point, one of the girls said "fucking hell  you all queuing up for me, isn't there any other girls working". Which I thought was extremely rude seeing as everyone paid to get in. To add to this, some idiot thought it would be a good idea to start serving beer cans. Which lead to one guy becoming drunk, telling one of the girls to fuck off. He then went on to start a verbal fight with another punter about who should go next. The men that attend these parties have no basic manners. They do not know how to que. in addition the girls take long long long breaks, which means your waiting around for even longer. The ratio is poor I would say 7 guys to very one girl which is awful. The venue is a spa in Dagenham. The condition of the spa is poor, leaks everywhere and very dirty. Also, the place must have been at least 40 degrees, as the staff did not know how to turn the heating off, on both jacuzzis. Overall, I would say avoid at all costs. It might be cheap, but the quality is awful, the girls are terrible. Better off paying a bit more to go to phonix parties in Dagenham. AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS.External Link/Members Only

[smiths]

Lapc club is a budget party located in Dagenham. Cost-£50. Well we're do I start? Been to these parties and had a bad experience before, thought I'd give it another go. What an awful idea that was. Majority of the girls were right mingers, I would say none of them would hit more than a 3/10. The service is poor as well, very mechanical. You literally just lay there, they put the condom on and start sucking. There isn't even a hi/hello to start things off. To add to this the attitude of these girls just stinks. They are extremely rude. At one point, one of the girls said "fucking hell  you all queuing up for me, isn't there any other girls working". Which I thought was extremely rude seeing as everyone paid to get in. To add to this, some idiot thought it would be a good idea to start serving beer cans. Which lead to one guy becoming drunk, telling one of the girls to fuck off. He then went on to start a verbal fight with another punter about who should go next. The men that attend these parties have no basic manners. They do not know how to que. in addition the girls take long long long breaks, which means your waiting around for even longer. The ratio is poor I would say 7 guys to very one girl which is awful. The venue is a spa in Dagenham. The condition of the spa is poor, leaks everywhere and very dirty. Also, the place must have been at least 40 degrees, as the staff did not know how to turn the heating off, on both jacuzzis. Overall, I would say avoid at all costs. It might be cheap, but the quality is awful, the girls are terrible. Better off paying a bit more to go to phonix parties in Dagenham. AVOID THIS PLACE AT ALL COSTS.External Link/Members Only

Unless LAPC now run it the day event is run by the Spa not LAPC though some of the same WGs might attend both. LAPC run their party at the Spa on a Wednesday night 8-11pm for £60 for 3 hours.

Can you post a link to this Phonix parties in Dagenham, I have never heard of them and can you say how good you found them and what was the ratio of WGs to punters?

[Ryan12334]

Yh correction it's the daytime party run by paradise spa

[smiths]

Yh correction it's the daytime party run by paradise spa

So you posted a negative review up complaining about LAPC but its not them that run this event. FFS at least get the facts right BEFORE posting a review up. So can you give a link to this Phonix parties in Dagenham then.

[drwho]

These parties are no frills, but I've had some good times, also 1 or 2 fairly indifferent times.

They can be busy, girls can take frequent breaks, and not too surprisingly the girls are not as young or attractive as those places which charge 6 times the hourly rate.

If you want the girls to acknowledge you why not encourage them by starting a short conversation, learn their names etc. I'm not the worlds best pick up artist by a long long way, but maybe worth putting a bit of effort in before writing them off as mechanical and unfriendly.
 

[Ryan12334]

Yeah having spoken to many other punters on this site and on the day they seem to agree with me. The girls seemed not interested.

[smiths]

Yeah having spoken to many other punters on this site and on the day they seem to agree with me. The girls seemed not interested.

Can you link in this Phonix parties in Dagenham as I cant find any mention of it online, new outfit is it?

[vt]

Can you link in this Phonix parties in Dagenham as I cant find any mention of it online, new outfit is it?

Is he muddling it with the Phoenix Club in C London which is a world away in terms of ratios, cost & quality? 

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There's nothing by the name of 'Phonix', but the references to 'Phoenix' I found on Google in Dagenham include a Counselling Service, a security company and the Radio station Phoenix FM...but I don't think any of them fit the bill! 

[nickleupip]

Is he muddling it with the Phoenix Club in C London which is a world away in terms of ratios, cost & quality? 

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There's nothing by the name of 'Phonix', but the references to 'Phoenix' I found on Google in Dagenham include a Counselling Service, a security company and the Radio station Phoenix FM...but I don't think any of them fit the bill! 

I am sure he is. Having been to Phoenix (and LMP before that) parties only, what the OP described earlier, sounds horrific.