Cute~Katie - Worst punt in 10 years

[davementa]

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Been meaning to write this for a while, saw her on Fri 12th, asfter seeing her profile for the first time and a seemigly positive review on here. But and has to go down as the worst punt of my 10+ year punting career. Just awful, I hope that everyone on this site who reads this review gives her a very wide birth as she is just terrible in my opinion. I really cant  fathom the positive review of her on here I can only assume either that person hasnt sampled some of the beter girls available or she actually a different girl altogether!

Location is the same as Smiley Miley when she was in Earls court before she left the scene. Coms etc.. were OK, a little slow but sufficient. Parking around there is a nightmare if you dont have coins, luckily (or unluckily as it turned out) a good samaritain addison lee drive gave me £4 for parking as he couldnt break a £10.

Anyway, got to location, let in by the girl, definately the girl in th pictures, however she had no make up on and she is the type who clearly really needs to have her makeup on! Agreed on 1 hour @ £110. She left the room and returned promptly. When it all started to go down hill

I dont really know how to describe the following events, other than just awful, i mean, she "tried" in a way, but was clearly not interested, and anything that was requested was dispatched breifly and unsatisfactorily. Her technique was essentially to hug you so tightly that all you could access was her shoulder and she proceds to randomly kiss my arm, tried to pull a way for fk which was delivered breifly for like 10 sec but then back into hug hold and shoulder.

Moved onto bed and in the hope that things would progress better but still more of the same but lying down. No attempt on her part to be remotely sexy, arousing or engaging, just more of the same and became really awkward and frustrating. Tough hard to describe how it was also clear to me that she was trying to string things out for a cum once experience.

Her terrible service, my frustration with it and also a moment that popped into my head that told me "she looks like benedict cumberbatch" just broke me and I called a stop to it, asked for money back (the diff between 30min & hour booking - £30). The experience was so bad I didnt even get hard once, which is an absolute first, even on some horrific punts I have had in the past I have always managed to at least do the deed, but it was so bad it was just impossible to feel any remote amount of arousal!!

Anyway, at least she refunded £30 to me, i was out within 25mins and then proceeded to book in with one of my regular girls and smashed her for an hour to get it out of my system.

Please everyone, just steer well clear

Pro's

Kind samaritian who gave me £4 for parking
She was at least decent enough to give me £30 back

Negatives

Not that great looking
Very limited English
Clearly prolonging things for a cum once experience in an hour
Just the worst service ever

[dubhcarr]

thanks for the review and sorry for your bad punt MD was this a reincarnation of Smiley M? (probably unfair )

[fartknocker]

I believe that I am the guy who gave Katie a positive review.

Although it would appear to be the same girl, your experience was rather different from mine.
She never left the room when I paid her, she was kissing me from the off and constantly throughout the punt.
As I said, she was very friendly and I could do pretty much what I wanted. She was funny and not a clock-watcher.
And yes, I have seen many of the well reviewed girls, and if I encounter a bad one, I say so.
Maybe you approached Katie in a different manner to me?

[davementa]

Maybe I did approach her differently, but the very least you expect from a WG is for them to show an active interest in what they are doing. I treat all of them with absolute respect and expect a lot of mutual fun but this was just not happening either way. Maybe we just didn't but it off but the service was poor, maybe she is someone you need to dominate more and use her more as simple just to screw rather than expect a fun time overall.

[Bangers and Gash]

Maybe you approached Katie in a different manner to me?

Excuses, excuses. She willingly took his money, so the guy was entitled to a decent level of service.

[dubhcarr]

Excuses, excuses. She willingly took his money, so the guy was entitled to a decent level of service.

+1

[fartknocker]

Maybe I worded it wrongly, but all I am trying to say is that I had a very satisfying 30 minutes with Katie, and apart from her lack of English, she was a good punt. Good enough to go back for more, and I'll let you know the outcome when I do. It really doesn't sound like the same girl that mintydave met, nothing seems to tally?

[LL]

I believe that I am the guy who gave Katie a positive review.

Although it would appear to be the same girl, your experience was rather different from mine.
She never left the room when I paid her, she was kissing me from the off and constantly throughout the punt.
As I said, she was very friendly and I could do pretty much what I wanted. She was funny and not a clock-watcher.
And yes, I have seen many of the well reviewed girls, and if I encounter a bad one, I say so.
Maybe you approached Katie in a different manner to me?

My experience with her was similar to yours (and my review states as much). Rather than questioning the way the OP approached the WG I just accept that some girls offer a consistently good service to the vast majority of their customers and other girls do not.

[kefcseries]

Kind samaritian who gave me £4 for parking

That actually reminded me, last time I went to see Smiley Miley I rushed to get my pay and display ticket - and completely forgot to put it in the window. Came back to my car after the 1hr punt and saw the ticket sitting in the door pocket. How I didn't get ticketed & clamped i'll never know.

[johnnygunz]

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Anyway, at least she refunded £30 to me, i was out within 25mins

I'm actually outraged reading this part I'm happy for you, but I also had a negative punt with her which I've dubbed my worst yet. I asked for my £30 and never received. So continued on. What number is customer services 
On a serious note - anyone who proceeds to visit her after reading mine and this neg review, cannot complain after, as they are a numb nut. She may have a few positives. But the two NEGs out weigh them imo

[fartknocker]

I am now officially a numb nut, or will be soon, because I thought that she was well worth a return visit.
I couldn't fit in her arse on my first booking (not for the lack of trying on her part!), but I will try again!!

[johnnygunz]

I am now officially a numb nut, or will be soon, because I thought that she was well worth a return visit.
I couldn't fit in her arse on my first booking (not for the lack of trying on her part!), but I will try again!!

Haha. If you can get two positives out of her, then maybe mine and OP's visits were a double-glitch. Let us know

[fartknocker]

I'm not sure when I will go, but I'll let you know how it goes.
Good fun sparring with you guys!

[Nagilum]

"she looks like benedict cumberbatch" just broke me.

So not one of the cumberbitches as they are called! 

Sorry for the punt OP!