Sia_07 Massage - Bracknell

[JamesFD]

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I fancied trying a different massage provider & following a positive review on here I decided to give Sia a try. I have to say it wasn't an unqualified success.

Comms: I called & it went to voicemail but she called back ten minutes or so later & we made an appointment for a couple of hours later. She texted the postcode which turned out to be on the very South-East edge of Bracknell.

Directions: It's a bit tricky to find the house as it doesn't actually front on to the road you are driving down so you will not see the house number. Drive down the road & turn left & then right & park. Walk back a bit to the dead-end & then walk down in front of number 62 - the number is on the bins. Turn left & the house is in the middle of a small row. You can actually see the back of the house as you are driving but that doesn't help you much at the time.

Premises: the house is clean & tidy & Sia showed me up to the first floor bedroom which is sparsely furnished but has all the necessary items. As mentioned in other reviews there is a large mirror positioned so you can see what is going on.

Sia: She looks around 30 & has a very nice body with comparatively long legs, good C cup breasts & smooth skin with little excess body fat. I was looking forward to getting to touch her but as it turns out that didn't happen.

Massage: I handed over £80 for an hour & got undressed & laid on the table. Sia undressed completely & began work on my legs using oil. Unfortunately that's pretty much where she stayed as she proceeded to administer a very uncomfortable leg massage for far too long, pressing too hard & with very little variation. There were a few credit card swipes & a very perfunctory back massage before asking me to turn over. The leg massage continued on the front with my first ever shin massage & not once did she venture upwards to touch my chest or arms.

Eventually she moved on to the main business & I have to say this was rather more satisfying. There was no rush & lots of variation leading to a satisfactory conclusion. However it was performed while she was sitting on my feet ensuring there was no way I could reach her to touch her. Earlier I had made a few exploratory brushes but it became clear she didn't like this & at one point she actually said touching wasn't allowed. This pretty much blew it for me as I like to have physical contact with the masseuse & it was all more annoying as Sia has a very nice body. After the event she cleaned me up & I dressed & left.

Summary:  Overall I was rather disappointed as it could have been so much better but I think that it's possible that Sia just didn't like something about me, leading to her restricting what she would let me do. I've debated whether to class this as a negative or a neutral & I decided on neutral as  the main event was perfectly fine. I suggest anyone looking for an expert massage will be rather disappointed but if you can get on with her better than I did you may find her more receptive than I did.

[latecomer]

Thanks for the review.  I had tried a number of times to get to see her as I was looking for a good massage but could never get her to answer the phone.  Looks as if this could have been a good thing though reading your review, as it sounds like even the massage was disappointing.  Off my list.

[DMC]

I've had the same challenge trying to book her but don't think I'll now bother after this review.

Called her numerous times over a number of weeks. Phone rings each time but she never picks up. On the most recent occasion last week I then texted her to ask if she was working that evening. To my surprise, she came back 10 minutes later and said 'yes, what time would you like?' I replied within 5 mins and said '1 hour at 8pm if that works for you' - and heard diddly squat back!

I think I'll save my money for someone who knows what the words 'service provider' and 'customer' mean 

[whydoidothis]

I thought I would add to James's review. James it is not you. It's her. The thing is all the ingredients are there for a great experience it's just that she is unwilling to provide. I would not see her at half the price because the experience is not good, simple as that. The profile pix are good and she does have a great body but no personality and doing a job she hates.

I had seen Sia a few years ago in Camberley and then FS was an option for £80 for 40 mins.

There is no such option now, she is a cold fish, no real touching and a mirror on the wall to see her naked is not the reason I visit a  massage parlour or private house.

The massage itself nothing special and the HE is useless.

My opinion she has been in the industry too long and has become jaded. Obviously it's the money. No interest in you the client.

Guys you are welcome to waste your money on this lady, suggest Jasmine at the Farnborough North Camp Massage shop as a better alternative.

[tenga]

I saw her about 2 months ago for 30 mins. save your money lads shes not worth it.