Author Topic: HOLY SHIT BATMAN!!!! (Read 4532 times)

daviebond · « **on:** August 07, 2016, 03:04:56 pm »

I was have a wee gander on AW and seen this scary looking creature. Im now going to wash my eyes with a wirebrush+Detol and drink till I forget.
Enjoy the horror show
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daviebond · « **Reply #1 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:11:29 pm »

LOL, just read the negative review on her and I still can stop laughing at the muppet for even going there
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.0

ickydicky · « **Reply #2 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:41:45 pm »

that is fucken scary. haud on. £25 for a splash and dash. mmmmmmmm

auldie63 · « **Reply #3 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:46:48 pm »

Aye am aff tae get the the Tardis fired up fur a wee trip tae the burgh.
Or mibbes onywhere else on the planet.

ickydicky · « **Reply #4 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:50:52 pm »

looks like something i picked up at the savoy on a thursday nite 25 years ago

AgedCases · « **Reply #5 on:** August 07, 2016, 03:55:08 pm »

Quote from: daviebond on August 07, 2016, 03:11:29 pm

LOL, just read the negative review on her and I still can stop laughing at the muppet for even going there
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=77084.0

PMSL. Funniest review ever!

David1970 · « **Reply #6 on:** August 07, 2016, 05:29:49 pm »

And to make matters worse she is a barebacker.

I have to ask a simple question, why the fuck would you go near her after seeing her profile?

ickydicky · « **Reply #7 on:** August 07, 2016, 06:27:11 pm »

its fucken sick

Morpheus · « **Reply #8 on:** August 07, 2016, 06:42:45 pm »

I'm guessing she's visiting Edinburgh at the moment to enjoy the culture at the Festival. I think that will be her thing in her downtime.

David1970 · « **Reply #9 on:** August 07, 2016, 06:46:56 pm »

Quote from: Morpheus on August 07, 2016, 06:42:45 pm

I'm guessing she's visiting Edinburgh at the moment to enjoy the culture at the Festival. I think that will be her thing in her downtime.

She could be in one of the shows, The thing from the deep, virgina monologues, Shrek, scarry movie, any other suggestion?

Gilbert2003 · « **Reply #10 on:** August 07, 2016, 07:28:38 pm »

Creature from the Black Lagoon!

Fuck me, I would rather saw my cock off with a rusty spoon that go within 1000ft of that.

mills_and_bhuna · « **Reply #11 on:** August 07, 2016, 08:13:35 pm »

I could have warned him . Quite obviously Photoshopped

David1970 · « **Reply #12 on:** August 07, 2016, 08:18:53 pm »

Look at the photo in her gallery bottom left, looks like the uncle in the Adams family.

TheWomble · « **Reply #13 on:** August 07, 2016, 09:37:25 pm »

My god she's dreadful. Thank goodness AW has a block facility on searches though it'd be a weird search to get her "bareback and ugly as sin" would need to be ticked.

Gilbert2003 · « **Reply #14 on:** August 07, 2016, 09:45:40 pm »

Actually, when you take a second look..

Get to fuck

Clattypats · « **Reply #15 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:11:11 pm »

Jesus Fuck..who in their right mind would want to see that

David1970 · « **Reply #16 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:14:03 pm »

Love the way she holds back the folds of fat so you can see her pussy, the red rash on her guts the iceing on the cake- pure class.

Is anyone going to admit booking her?

auldie63 · « **Reply #17 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:25:56 pm »

That's the thing, she ain't paying AW rates etc. for no return, somebody must be going there.
C'mon icky own up.

Unless she's making a fortune off her PG. Who's gonna TOFTT and pay for that?

David1970 · « **Reply #18 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:32:03 pm »

Just read her profile, she won't she Pakistanis, luck bastards.

The Man With No Name · « **Reply #19 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:55:05 pm »

Quote from: ickydicky on August 07, 2016, 03:50:52 pm

looks like something i picked up at the savoy on a thursday nite 25 years ago

Knew you recognised her, eh Dicky?

David1970 · « **Reply #20 on:** August 07, 2016, 10:55:23 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on August 07, 2016, 10:32:03 pm

Just read her profile, she won't she Pakistanis, luck bastards.

Sorry typo, should have said she won't see Pakistanis.

You have to be between 18-80 years so Auldie your in the clear.

The Man With No Name · « **Reply #21 on:** August 07, 2016, 11:08:04 pm »

Quote from: daviebond on August 07, 2016, 03:04:56 pm

I was have a wee gander on AW and seen this scary looking creature. Im now going to wash my eyes with a wirebrush+Detol and drink till I forget.
Enjoy the horror show
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I know what you mean pal, that's literally the worst I've ever seen. I didn't think humanity had stooped so low.

I was going to to say it's like a car-crash or puking dog you shamefully can't stop looking at, but after 30 seconds in her gallery, combined with the sheer horror of that review, my eyes started to burn.

You'd need to be utterly fucking demented even to get paid to shag that, never mind the other way around. Surprised she isn't shacked up in Raqqa as an ISIS instrument of torture.

Clattypats · « **Reply #22 on:** August 07, 2016, 11:15:27 pm »

23 guys have left her feedback...
23 demented ,blind fuckwits...I mean really,is there actually people that are that fucked up in the head

auldie63 · « **Reply #23 on:** August 07, 2016, 11:22:49 pm »

Rockharders gave her a negative on here, doesnt make up for the fact that he went to see her though, must have rocks in the head.
But Horizontal Pleasures gave her a positive! Maybe fucked her BB cause he really wants to remain horizontal for evermore.
She seems to be based around London so maybe just up here to keep her regulars who are up for the Festival happy.

ickydicky · « **Reply #24 on:** August 08, 2016, 07:42:50 am »

Quote from: auldie63 on August 07, 2016, 11:22:49 pm

Rockharders gave her a negative on here, doesnt make up for the fact that he went to see her though, must have rocks in the head.
But Horizontal Pleasures gave her a positive! Maybe fucked her BB cause he really wants to remain horizontal for evermore.
She seems to be based around London so maybe just up here to keep her regulars who are up for the Festival happy.

there are some weird fuckers in london.

Matrix · « **Reply #25 on:** August 08, 2016, 07:55:39 pm »

Fuck! I'd rather gobble a shotgun.

David1970 · « **Reply #26 on:** August 08, 2016, 09:09:04 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on August 08, 2016, 07:55:39 pm

Fuck! I'd rather gobble a shotgun.

Than be a Hibs fan?

Clattypats · « **Reply #27 on:** August 08, 2016, 10:10:06 pm »

Think this thread should get locked..it's turning ma stomach..how anyone would consider seeing that BB mess is beyond me..Horrific

David1970 · « **Reply #28 on:** August 08, 2016, 10:54:38 pm »

Has she featured in the worst escort photo thread in UK general disscusion on this site, we could have a winner.

Matrix · « **Reply #29 on:** August 09, 2016, 12:44:01 pm »

She definitely looks like a jambo!

godwulf7 · « **Reply #30 on:** August 09, 2016, 01:33:59 pm »

Thank God I wasn't eating when I looked at her profile..... A half hour of fucking her and licking her out would even be too much for a Hell's Angels initiation ceremony. Gads. Revolting specimen... Can't believe the OP even booked!

daviebond · « **Reply #31 on:** August 09, 2016, 09:26:51 pm »

Quote from: Matrix on August 09, 2016, 12:44:01 pm

She definitely looks like a jambo!

BTW She looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and Paul Barer from the WWE

Matrix · « **Reply #32 on:** August 10, 2016, 12:25:40 pm »

Quote from: daviebond on August 09, 2016, 09:26:51 pm

BTW She looks like a cross between Jabba the Hutt and Paul Barer from the WWE

Keep Bearer and swap Jabba with Baron Harkonnen from Dune and we have a match.

daviebond · « **Reply #33 on:** August 10, 2016, 06:10:45 pm »

But but Baron Harkonnen is awesome cause he can fly

ickydicky · « **Reply #34 on:** August 10, 2016, 06:30:40 pm »

och c'moan. she's no that bad

daviebond · « **Reply #35 on:** August 10, 2016, 06:35:09 pm »

Shes THIS bad

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ickydicky · « **Reply #36 on:** August 10, 2016, 06:36:06 pm »

och ive fucked worse after a nite up the savoy 40 years ago

daviebond · « **Reply #37 on:** August 10, 2016, 06:39:14 pm »

Blue Waffle bad?

hastings9432 · « **Reply #38 on:** August 11, 2016, 07:08:07 pm »

a niche market for some kink odd job

ickydicky · « **Reply #39 on:** August 11, 2016, 07:19:55 pm »

where? the savoy?

Bigger69 · « **Reply #40 on:** August 11, 2016, 08:49:34 pm »

Holy Fuck.

Fair Do's I've probably pumped the odd Civvie who is not much better when I have the old beer goggles on, but fuck paying for something that looks like that in the cold hard light of day.

ickydicky · « **Reply #41 on:** August 11, 2016, 08:52:31 pm »

you most certainly did pump a civvy even worse than that if you ever went to the savoy.

auldie63 · « **Reply #42 on:** August 11, 2016, 09:19:09 pm »

icky where was the savoy?

solway · « **Reply #43 on:** August 11, 2016, 10:51:42 pm »

Sauchiehall Street.
Never been.Is it still there or has the name changed ?

ickydicky · « **Reply #44 on:** August 12, 2016, 08:15:16 am »

Quote from: auldie63 on August 11, 2016, 09:19:09 pm

icky where was the savoy?

in the entrance to the savoy shopping centre. dont know if its still there.

Clattypats · « **Reply #45 on:** August 12, 2016, 08:56:19 am »

It's still there alright...Been to it a few times this year..

ickydicky · « **Reply #46 on:** August 12, 2016, 12:39:33 pm »

did you score.

solway · « **Reply #47 on:** August 12, 2016, 07:17:04 pm »

I reckon Sunday night will be the working girls night out at the Savoy.
Maybe a good chance for a freebie

ickydicky · « **Reply #48 on:** August 12, 2016, 07:30:24 pm »

the slags there in my day werent hoors. nobody wud have paid more than a large voddy and coke to shag them.

Clattypats · « **Reply #49 on:** August 12, 2016, 07:56:25 pm »

Quote from: ickydicky on August 12, 2016, 12:39:33 pm

did you score.

jist a winch wae some random lassie a couple of months ago,Then fuck knows where she went.
Think a was rather pissed out ma nut and couldn't find her when I got bk fae the bogs

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