Author Topic: Kat Lee - Geordie Escort  (Read 2503 times)

Offline MJ.spritzen

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Going to see this slut on Monday. Yes i've read her reviews on here and that's exactly why im going for her... in her videos she sounds as thick as pig-shit, and from the txts we've been sending eachother to arrange this booking it's clear she's in it solely for the money and will stoop to low levels for £70.

Here's one of her vids. Terrible acting, and she made a shite job of shaving her vagina:

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So you're probably wondering "but MJ.Spritzen, WHY go with her after all the posts of her on here?" - the answer is simple: she's gonna do watersports - receiving. I've yet to do this on a girl and none have agreed before. So even if she does have a face on her like a dropped pie, unless i can find another girl who's willing to get pissed on im going for Kat Lee.

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Is this the same kat lee that appeared on jeremy kyle

Offline Blackpool Rock

MJ all I can say is at least you have done the homework so know what you are letting yourself in for however my money is on her not allowing the WS once you have paid the cash

Offline PussyLover789

Is this the same kat lee that appeared on jeremy kyle
  Yes, she was on jeremy kyle with her sister years ago, a friend of mine booked her a few years back & i remember him telling me she is the thickest (no brains) escort hes ever met, he even said he would be surprised if she even went to school lol  :D :D :lol:

Offline MJ.spritzen

I read elsewhere that she originally intended to be a drama teacher. But she cant act for shit.

Originally turned up for what she thought was a glamour shoot, but the photographer told her to take her knickers off. So she did! The rest is history.

Looking forward to this, i can smell a story coming on Monday evening guys. :D

Offline bigmc

I talked to her on cam once. ( the free preview before you get cut off or pay, I was typing and she was talking )
It was like pulling teeth. I thought she was taking the piss till I read other folk say how cerebrally challenged she was.

Offline MJ.spritzen

Oh right, shall i turn up with Monopoly money then and hope for the best?

Here's a pic from her private gallery... considering it looks professionally taken, notice the piss poor shaving skills on her underarms and back of her thighs. Seriously guys, im genuinely booking her HOPING for a shit time just so i can laugh about it. Plus piss in her face :sarcastic:

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Offline bigbilly22

I saw her a few years ago in a flat in Ancoats.

Can confirm she was thick as pigshit and the service was at best average and unmemorable.

I never went back.

If you want to piss in a girls mouth the hotandhornyhannah is the girl to go for.

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Offline ellis_dee

Oh right, shall i turn up with Monopoly money then and hope for the best?

Here's a pic from her private gallery... considering it looks professionally taken, notice the piss poor shaving skills on her underarms and back of her thighs. Seriously guys, im genuinely booking her HOPING for a shit time just so i can laugh about it. Plus piss in her face :sarcastic:

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it looks like she has hairs on the beg of her legs.

each to their own.

i'd rather shag a stray dog.

don't forget to stick a review up afterwards :thumbsup:

Offline Blackpool Rock

Oh right, shall i turn up with Monopoly money then and hope for the best?

Here's a pic from her private gallery... considering it looks professionally taken, notice the piss poor shaving skills on her underarms and back of her thighs. Seriously guys, im genuinely booking her HOPING for a shit time just so i can laugh about it. Plus piss in her face :sarcastic:

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Fuck sake MJ most guys use UKP to avoid such punts not actively seek them  :dash:
Anyway just wondering that if you actually want a shit time and get it then does this make the review a positive  :unknown:

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Fuck sake MJ most guys use UKP to avoid such punts not actively seek them  :dash:
Anyway just wondering that if you actually want a shit time and get it then does this make the review a positive  :unknown:

haha no mate i'll be reviewing it in the normal way, as in would i recommend it to you guys?

It really is a novelty thing. I've had that many punts i wanna see the thickest girl on AW's reaction when she meets an experienced punter that's determined to get his moneys worth.

Offline Blue Moon

Good luck MJ. I feel a bit guilty about looking forward to your review so much   ;)    Bm

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Oooh this should be a laugh. More like Geordie Whore than Geordie Shore. Was eyeing her the other day but then read a torrent of awful reviews and ran a mile! Will be keen to see how far you get today.

In her defence I think that's her head hair between her underarm on that photo but no excuse for the clown's makeup and hairy thighs!

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Offline jaszyj87

This review has made me want to see her to see how thick she is

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Thank God I never saw her when I had the chance 4 years ago. She cancelled due to being stuck in traffic after Xmas shopping (or so she says).

Offline MJ.spritzen

Just happened upon her here, being stupid as usual:

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She was also on a documentary this week about first time call girls...

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She was also on a documentary this week about first time call girls...

Personally I prefer the more sympathetic responses to a messed-up girl as expressed in this thread about the documentary
https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=199775.25

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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unless you got her phone number you might not see her, profile gone. This link is 2 years old old.

Offline plums

This is her profile these days:

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I actually messaged her the other day on AW.  She is working from a hotel around the airport.  So much for that 'luxury apartment' that she used in the program.