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External Link/Members OnlyThere is already a 'positive with caveat' review from when she was in Sheffield, but she is now in Brum, and my experience was not good.
IN SHORT: mechanical, bad attitude, services not provided as agreed
THE DETAIL:
She seemed to have changed her services since the review and moving town, so I was keen to check her out.
Looks - I think it is her in the picture, looks a bit like a kind of WAG type, not ideal, but I thought the OWO might work well with the enhanced looking lips (it didn't)
Not fantastic overall impression, so a lot would have come to her attitude. Her tits are OK. Her skin isn't the softest - don't know what that's about - sun bed damage?
Venue - flat in centre of town, parking easy, cash machine outside the door for those last minute deals. Decorated like a GFE type affair - bright and white. No mirrors boo hoo
Comms - fine, although I did need to remind her twice to send me postcode.
Service - This is where the issues lie. Handed over cash, asked her for her extras, she confirmed with a little grumbling CIM and A'level and took the extra cash - £150 in total, ouch. Clear enough from my perspective.
Go for a shower, and when I come back am made to wait for several minutes while I hear her chatting to her friend and cooking in the kitchen. Yes, cooking. Not a good start. I cough loudly and impatiently, and she promptly comes with a load of apologies.
She asks if I want a massage and indicates to lie on the bed. I said I didn't. 'Oh. So you want to go straight to sex? ' she says in a disappointed kind of tone. I am getting the feeling this one was going to be a mechanical one. So I went to try some FK to try and recover the mood as this was listed on her likes. She says that she doesn't do FK, only 'soft kissing'.
Big -ve there- particularly as its on her likes list - and makes little sense to me given she'd agreed to swallow a load of my cum at some point.
Anyway. She's not interested particularly in warming me up in any sexy kind of way, and wants to get straight to the OWO. She starts a fairly non- commital sort of way, and starts using her dry hand in quite an unpleasant firm manner, as if to accelerate the issue.
I remove her hand and start stroking her hair gently so that I can get a better view and encourage more adventurous sucking. She says not to mess her hair. WTF - I was stroking her hair very gently and merely moving it away from her face. She groaned and said No a couple of times - which was very off putting and I could feel my boner escaping, as my fears of a mechanical fuck were transpiring. Her hand goes back and tries wanking me off. I pull her hands off and place them on me butt. She makes a disapproving tut and continues a lackluster OWO. Her hands kept going back which I thought was off as I had stopped stroking her hair. I pulled her hands off again, and she was getting annoyed at this.
I am at this stage regretting the booking and her attitude. I ask her to stop as her manner is making me lose wood rapidly. She gets a bit annoyed says that she won't be giving me Alevel after all as I'm too big. Funny as I was getting smaller and smaller by this stage.
I told her that I didn't think we were compatible and that I wanted to change the booking to a half hour and to leave it at that. Of course, she didn't refused to hand back the cash. I asked her if she liked sex. She looked at me confused manner, and I told her that was the impression I got as she had so many little boundaries - no hair touching, no this no that, no smiles. She starts apologising again and smiling profusely, and says that she will give me anal after all.
OK, maybe she will get into this after all I generously think. And with a semi flacid cock, my money already stolen, I agree. The only shimmer of hope that I had was that her bum looked exactly like a peach when she was in doggy. This is by far and away her best asset, and I would rate this one particular thing a 8/10 (if you catch the right angle).
So we move onto the action, and she actually gives pretty good anal. It was the one time that she briefly gave up the ghost and started enjoying herself. She liked being pounded. Who would've guessed. This started to breath life back into me, but before I had reached anything near satisfaction, she called it quits.
There was a brief glimmer but really it was over before it started and certainly beforee I came. When she turned to give more OWO finish, I was finished. My cock no longer wanted any part of this and was leading me out, no happy ending.
Did I get my money back for the lack of CIM. No.
Would I go back? Never.
