If Donald Trump was an escort, this is how he would promote himself, self belief in abundance, bereft of self awareness. Look at her profile, you'd think you were getting to fuck a sex goddess, not a cock hungry Midlands scally with a body of a back up beach goer in Baywatch and a face, not bad, but more akin to Crimewatch than Britain's Next Top Model.
£300 for one hour, I didn’t go for the 2 girl £80 blow and go option.
This punt was a while ago, redt4’s recent review reminded me and as she's still touring and I'm stuck in a punt free holiday zone I though it worth sharing.
The venue was a modern hotel near Tower Bridge, comma were easy via AW then text, entry to hotel and path to room easy and well trodden.
I punted on the middle of a three day tour, first booking of the day. They had done their best with the room but like most hotels the bed only gets changed every other day on a multi night stay, the quilt had been turned upside down and I feared seeing the crusty stains beneath. The room had been cleaned and the towels were fluffyish, I was glad it had been serviced, as had the girls who I found out had held a bukkake party the night before.
Tiffany isn't shy, she offers a full range of services with gusto but doesn't kiss, that's a big issue for me normally, I prefer a connection of sorts, with Tiff, kissing is saved for her boyfriend who presumably doesn't mind her chomping on yards of cock a week and drinking gallons of jizz, strange. Lola kisses deep and locks tongues like there is no tomorrow, she also enjoys cock and all it's delights and bi-products.
I arrived to find them both in lingerie and heels, looking surprisingly fresh, Tiffany blonde mid twenties good, size 8, hard body, small tits, good arse & long legs, not the face of an angel, Lola late twenties, early thirties brunette, bigger with biggish bolt ons, hard faced in a hooker whose seen it all kind of way.
They greeted me enthusiastically and offered a shower which I took, we stripped when I emerged and they went through their routine, because that's how it felt, a banter free performance which delivered an end result, twice, but a performance nevertheless.
As porn played on the big screen they gave me a double headed blowjob, ball and shaft licking including, positioning near perfection by the mirror then on with the nodder and fucking by numbers, both of them cowgirl, reverse cowgirl, missionary, doggy until I was ready to pop then back to the mirror on their knees, mouths open, looking up at me, tongues out, happy to receive a messy double cim and facial without flinching then clean up and repeat the same with the same ending.
It was cold, mechanical and ultimately satisfying but in a purely transactional way, cash for orgasms, there is no feeling or connection.
The whole performance ran like clockwork, lasting exactly an hour, I showered up, leaving damp towels for the next fella through the check out in the Snow, blow, fuck and go conveyor belt. Ker-ching....