External Link/Members OnlyAlthough i had a great time with her in the end, im giving this a neutral. You'll see why as you read on:
Looking at the pic at the bottom of this review, i was looking forward to nailing a nice little chinese girl. But that's not her.
Text ahead and comms were good. She gave me the address. It's a few doors away from The Lisbon pub in town in the Gay quarter. Finding the apartment though was like an episode of the crystal maze. She told me it has a black door. But the only black door it could have been was a block of apartments... so which apartment was i suppose to buzz? Rang her outside and she said "number ###"... ok, but which flat??? Regardless the black door was open so i walked in. Im now faced with a spiral staircase with one flat on each floor. So im standing there like... well, a dodgy bloke who's waiting for a prostitute... text her again asking which apt? After about 2 mins she txts me the flat number. I just so happen to be standing outside her door. So i knock. Door opens and i walk in (she's standing behind it like they all do). The flat was bascially just a room. A bedsit. With a kitchen in the same room as the bedroom. Didnt see a bathroom anywhere so i assume the whole block shares. It wasnt a shithole exactly, she'd obviously tried to make it nice but the bottom line is, it looked like my bedroom when i was 15, complete with a waste paper basket full of tissues, wetwipes and condom wrappers. So yeah, just like my old bedroom - minus the Anna Kournikova poster.
She's wearing a matchless panties and bra. The panties looked like they used to be white but now they've faded into grey. The bra was pink but was off as soon as i walked through the door. The girl WAS NOT the girl in the pics. But i didnt mind because this girl was fucking fit. I'd guess 28yo. She was slim (like a rake!) and had cute little tits with those football stud nipples.
I told her i'd like half an hour with her and handed over £60. She took it, didnt bother counting it or checking it's real and tossed it into a coat pocket hanging on a door handle.
My attempt at smalltalk divebombed because her English was very poor. I asked where she was from as i undressed, she said Japan (not a fucking chance), i lay on the bed and she took off her knickers and told me to turn over - i didnt know i was gonna get a massage. She proceeded to give the lamest massage ever. Basically just pushing down on whichever part of my body her hand was on. After 5 mins of that motioned with her hands for me to turn over. I did and she gave THE WORST attept at wanking my cock ive ever seen. She literally picked it up with the tips of her fingers of both hands and was slowly wanking it as if it was the dirtiest thing she's ever touched. She was perplexed as to why it wasnt getting hard. And i was perplexed that she was a prostitute.
Anyway, while she was doing this i had a play of her tits and ass and pussy and lo and behold my little fella got hard - despite her god awful wanking skills.
Then - something rather strange...
HER: £60 and i will suck you
ME: ??? I've just given you £60
HER: £60 and suck - sex.
ME: Yes... i've just given you £60 haven't i?
She clearly had no idea what i was saying and carried on trying to wank me. She was very smiley and nice all through this.
ME: Suck me
HER: Suckee?
ME: Yeah
She puts a condom on me then dries up any moisture whatsoever with some bogroll thats on the bed next to her. Then she sucks my bell end. I say bell end because her mouth was so tiny that's all she could fit in. Now, im not a whitezilla or anything - im not little in that dept but this girl was truely a little mite. Like having tinkerbell give you a suck. Her BJ was actually quite pleasent. Not pornstar worthy but it was erotic because she was obviously niave and new to sucking an Englishmans cock but really trying. I was rock hard in no time.
HER: Fuck me?
Music to my ears. She lies back and coats my cock in lube (the same brand i have at home i noticed, bought from Amazon). I put my bell end to her pussy opening and she guides it in. She - is - tight! It was so nice slowly inching into her and she was making noises as if it was hurting her but still wanting me to do it. I fucked her missionary, then put her legs over my shoulders and SLAMMED her pussy good and hard. the bed was moving with every thrust so that by now it was in the middle of the room. Then i took hold of her ankles and spread her legs and fucked her good like that too. During this last position she was rubbing my nipples (i dont know why Asian women do that, it's not a turn on at all, it's just wierd) so i told her to bend over. She didnt understand so i said "Doggy" - then she knew, she bent over for me. Another tight squeeze to get into her. She lubed me up some more and i inched myself into her again. She was so thin but not ugly-thin if you know what i mean. I could feel her ass-bones on my groin as i was fucking her. After about 5 mins of doggy i was getting close - she started calling me "daddy" - which for some reason did if for me. Chinese words that i didnt understand with "daddy" in the middle. I shot my load inside her (in the condom). I carried on fucking her slowly even after i came until the sensation ebbed away.
Pulled out, she took the condom off me and then it got weird again. She started giving me the hard-sell. "Next time, £80 and you fuck me, you lick me, a lick ALL your body, good time!" i said maybe next time. Then she said "Why not now? You give me £80 and i lick you". Lick me? "I lick all your body. You fuck me good, good service".
I told her maybe next time (WTF?!!!). As i was dressing she picked up her phone and spoke Chinese into it and it was google translate which spoke to me: YOU ARE BRITISH?
I said yes.
YOU HAVE GIRLFRIEND
I said no. But i like Asian girls.
YOU ARE HANDSOME.
As nice as it was to have Siri telling me im handsome i took out my own phone and did the same back, asking her stuff.
She then said I WANT BIG BREASTS, BIG ASS. I AM TOO SMALL.
I replied via the phone that i like small girls. If she was too big i wouldnt have visited her. Then, just for fun, i made google translate say some rude things to her which she lapped up and laughed her head off.
I did enjoy the service overall. I would go again because she is nice and tiny, it's like fucking a teen. And she is actually very sweet. But the service itself was all down to me. If i wanted to just lie there and be serviced it wouldnt have worked. The punter has to fuck her rather than her give him a good time.
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