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Offline jstrongerrrrr

http://www.admiralescorts.com/escort/slim-petite-brunette-32b-simba-3523
Time: One Hour - £150
Despite getting some great info on some Hot Collection girls(which i sadly ignored) I decided to visit Simba who has a handful of excellent reviews on this site. Part of the reason I went with Simba is that I returned from holiday yesterday and having an 9 day buildup and the major horn thought it best to go with a less expensive agency punt.
Flat is on Upper Berkeley Street, smart one bed basement flat, big sitting room/kitchen and large bedroom with ensuite - she has just moved in and is one of the smarter escort flats I have visited.
Simba looks fairly like her photoshopped photos, pretty and reminded me of a horsey Sandra Bullock. She has a good body, with a tattoo above her pussy, tits are small, maybe a/b...she has a nice friendly manner, which borders on the professional. The reason for the neutral borderline negative is I could tell she didn't fancy me. My best punts are the passionate ones which feel like a frenzied gfe fuck. Lots of kissing and going with the flow.
Unfortunately this was all kind out routine. She didn't seem that keen on FK and kept on moving her lips away so I couldn't get much purchase. I have a short beard and I got the impression she is not into facial hair and there was no snogging.
Knowing that I wouldn't last too long(i still found her attractive despite her distance) we began with a nice oily bum, balls, and cock massage before moving onto good and deep OWO - however she made the point that I was not to CIM. After about 5 mins she said "condom" and I said it was too early could I repay the favour. She shrugged and smiled and lay on her back. My RO was met with a chorus of fake moans and lots of closed eye writhing which continued for 10 mins and she failed to look at me once. Fingers were refused and she made clear rimming(which I rarely do) was off the cards(fine by me).
On with a condom on a far too soft a bed I hammered away in missionary which she seemed to enjoy and I shot my loads within a few mins, showered again and left with about 8 mins left on the clock.
Left with the feeling that YMMV which is often the case in this punting game - you can't chose who you will be attracted to and vice versa.
Banning reason: White-knight slagging of membership

Online tigerfeet

Thanks for the review - I had considered this girl, I'll probably cross her off the list now. Her last photo in the Admiral portfolio looks weird I'm sure no normal human has a jawline that long unless they have acromegaly or something

Thanks for the review - I had considered this girl, I'll probably cross her off the list now. Her last photo in the Admiral portfolio looks weird I'm sure no normal human has a jawline that long unless they have acromegaly or something

or, she was the lovechild of Bruce Forsyth & Celine Dion....

Offline hgivv

The things I learn here never cease to surprise me - Acromegaly!  :thumbsup:

Offline jstrongerrrrr

Forgot to add she is Romanian!
Banning reason: White-knight slagging of membership

lol yeah a touch of the Jimmy Hill about her!

Offline Jerboa

Why name herself after a Disney lion?  :D

Why name herself after a Disney lion?  :D

Maybe it's the circle of life  :lol:




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