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getonit

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« Reply #4150 on: October 28, 2015, 06:47:23 pm »
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That looks like Dennis nilsen eating a mars bar.
I posted this a few minutes before you did. Twix surely?

Yes , sorry HP it was in reply to your post .  Twix or mars bar and any other confectionary will do .

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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4151 on: October 28, 2015, 07:30:05 pm »
 :unknown: Is this another dude?  :unknown:  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4152 on: October 28, 2015, 09:57:10 pm »
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the trafficked jams are building up

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« Reply #4153 on: October 28, 2015, 10:33:49 pm »
Quote from: getonit on October 27, 2015, 10:54:31 pm
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That looks like Dennis nilsen eating a mars bar.
Great description.

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« Reply #4154 on: October 29, 2015, 12:15:30 am »
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One for the ladies..... :rolleyes:...don't ask me how I found this  :unknown:
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And at a below tontober rate and only 200 for an overnight

Bargain

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« Reply #4155 on: October 29, 2015, 08:20:12 pm »

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« Reply #4156 on: October 29, 2015, 11:09:35 pm »

cockneybstrd

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« Reply #4157 on: October 29, 2015, 11:20:53 pm »
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here we go again, a big end.

last time I saw an arse that big it was on elephant getting washed at the zoo

I imagine she has to be hosed down too

getonit

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« Reply #4158 on: October 30, 2015, 12:50:48 am »
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Now where have I seen this before?

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Oh yes it was here  ;)

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yorkshire123

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« Reply #4159 on: October 30, 2015, 11:38:11 pm »
I know this thread is mainly AW centric but here's a viva-street prossie that some newbie asked about today
(https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=73617.msg927307#msg927307)

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Chuckman

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« Reply #4160 on: October 31, 2015, 12:09:28 am »
 :vomit:

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« Reply #4161 on: October 31, 2015, 10:43:31 am »
This is what pembrokeshire has to offer

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Whack away lads - whack away
P.s. don't know how to get the actual image in the post

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« Reply #4162 on: October 31, 2015, 12:15:26 pm »

cockneybstrd

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« Reply #4163 on: November 01, 2015, 11:11:21 pm »
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not sure if this a geezer or a shot putter from latvia

rorschach

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« Reply #4164 on: November 01, 2015, 11:17:37 pm »
Quote from: aazbo22 on October 31, 2015, 10:43:31 am
This is what pembrokeshire has to offer

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Whack away lads - whack away
P.s. don't know how to get the actual image in the post

Out cold after causing a landslide disaster?!?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4165 on: November 02, 2015, 09:27:52 am »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on November 01, 2015, 11:11:21 pm
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not sure if this a geezer or a shot putter from latvia

pretty good for man boobs,
a link please?

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« Reply #4166 on: November 02, 2015, 01:30:42 pm »
Quote from: yorkshire123 on October 30, 2015, 11:38:11 pm
I know this thread is mainly AW centric but here's a viva-street prossie that some newbie asked about today
(https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=73617.msg927307#msg927307)

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"Swing Low, Sweet Chariot....

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« Reply #4167 on: November 02, 2015, 02:13:12 pm »
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not sure if this a geezer or a shot putter from latvia

I imagine her being the enforcer for pro$$ienet. If you've been a naughty boy they send her round and this is one of the last things you see before she sits on your face and you expire from sheer fright. :scare:
Banned reason: For taking the piss after being advised
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MrBridger

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« Reply #4168 on: November 03, 2015, 01:30:30 am »
Quote from: Vivago on November 02, 2015, 02:13:12 pm
I imagine her being the enforcer for pro$$ienet. If you've been a naughty boy they send her round and this is one of the last things you see before she sits on your face and you expire from sheer fright. :scare:

Do you wanna be in my gang? It's definitely Gary Glitter as a TS.

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« Reply #4169 on: November 03, 2015, 05:26:51 pm »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on November 01, 2015, 11:11:21 pm
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not sure if this a geezer or a shot putter from latvia

Is that Amy from SAAFE?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4170 on: November 06, 2015, 10:46:40 am »
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I could not think of any other thread for this one.

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« Reply #4171 on: November 06, 2015, 10:48:05 am »
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she needs to be cheered up.

vw

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« Reply #4172 on: November 06, 2015, 10:50:44 am »
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I could not think of any other thread for this one.
Fuck me, scraping the bottom of the barrel.

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« Reply #4173 on: November 06, 2015, 10:50:46 am »
This forum needs a trafficked light system?

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vw

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« Reply #4174 on: November 06, 2015, 11:21:23 am »

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« Reply #4175 on: November 06, 2015, 12:01:54 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 06, 2015, 10:50:46 am
This forum needs a trafficked light system?

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What do you mean Mr HP ?

I mean if we suspect someone has been trafficked we need an alert and a decision to inform in order to rescue them and or go for the traffickers?

yorkshire123

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« Reply #4176 on: November 06, 2015, 12:35:08 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 06, 2015, 12:01:54 pm
I mean if we suspect someone has been trafficked we need an alert and a decision to inform in order to rescue them and or go for the traffickers?

Not to make light of your serious suggestion HP but based on this thread I thought you meant a traffic light system for opening links.

Green = Basic minger & ok to click
Amber = Damn ugly but ok to click if you haven't eaten for the last few hours
Red = Hideously puke inducing & only the brave should click

cockneybstrd

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« Reply #4177 on: November 06, 2015, 01:43:52 pm »
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i get a talking heads song in my mind for this one

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« Reply #4179 on: November 06, 2015, 02:27:13 pm »
i was gonna have a look through all those pictures for a laugh, but at page 9 i decided i would rather not  :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4180 on: November 06, 2015, 04:25:41 pm »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on November 06, 2015, 01:43:52 pm

i get a talking heads song in my mind for this one

link is here
I cannot bear to look at the photo.

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« Reply #4181 on: November 08, 2015, 06:31:55 pm »

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« Reply #4182 on: November 08, 2015, 10:52:33 pm »

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« Reply #4183 on: November 09, 2015, 09:14:05 am »
Quote from: pong on November 08, 2015, 06:31:55 pm
Wow ... she has no pussy
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the photo has changed but the no pussy pic is also still there. Wins the prize for the most photoshopped profile on AW.

yumyum3

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« Reply #4184 on: November 09, 2015, 11:13:05 am »
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Wow ... she has no pussy
Got a fucking neck on her, though: £250 an hour  :wackogirl:  Been around for years ripping people off and as HP has pointed out she has heavily photoshopped pics

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« Reply #4185 on: November 15, 2015, 10:20:18 pm »
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I know you guys will puke your breakfasts when you see her gallery and her bra and skirt shot, but I absolutely love the rear view photo in the shower. I have no excuse to get to Birmingham just now but I should love to meet her,

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« Reply #4186 on: November 15, 2015, 10:23:00 pm »
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words fail me, just look at the newspaper

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« Reply #4187 on: November 15, 2015, 10:27:58 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 15, 2015, 10:23:00 pm
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words fail me, just look at the newspaper

classic  :sarcastic: :thumbsdown:

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4188 on: November 15, 2015, 10:47:24 pm »
 :bomb: pure class all the way

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4189 on: November 15, 2015, 10:52:42 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 15, 2015, 10:20:18 pm
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I know you guys will puke your breakfasts when you see her gallery and her bra and skirt shot, but I absolutely love the rear view photo in the shower. I have no excuse to get to Birmingham just now but I should love to meet her,
She barely fits in the f*****g shower so no chance of a shared shower to start a slow, sensual £800 overnighter then....... For that reason I'm out  :cry:
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« Reply #4190 on: November 15, 2015, 11:01:54 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 15, 2015, 10:20:18 pm
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I know you guys will puke your breakfasts when you see her gallery and her bra and skirt shot

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That's put me off my breakfast already!

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« Reply #4191 on: November 16, 2015, 12:25:00 am »
This has just washed up (Beached) in Blackpool
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4192 on: November 16, 2015, 07:52:20 am »
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This has just washed up (Beached) in Blackpool
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Love the sexy use of the lollipop - notice it's been almost been finished! or is that like comparing the earth to the sun and it's just dwarfed by her enormous bulk?  :vomit:

vw

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« Reply #4193 on: November 16, 2015, 08:18:06 am »
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Love the sexy use of the lollipop - notice it's been almost been finished! or is that like comparing the earth to the sun and it's just dwarfed by her enormous bulk?  :vomit:
That is foul

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« Reply #4194 on: November 16, 2015, 08:49:26 am »
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This has just washed up (Beached) in Blackpool
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I do like to be beside the seaside but too far to pop out at lunchtime from London. Gorgeous.

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4195 on: November 16, 2015, 04:51:46 pm »
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That is foul

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Alert: The authenticity or legitimacy of this member's profile has been brought into question. Please exercise caution. (more info.)
I think AW have put this link on to protect its customers  :sarcastic: note to escort please exercise note to punters caution  :scare:
At least she can see the funny side too.   
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raylondoner

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« Reply #4196 on: November 16, 2015, 05:47:02 pm »

getonit

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« Reply #4197 on: November 16, 2015, 07:31:13 pm »
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I'm sort of thinking the lovechild of heather trott and ezzie izzard :

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cockneybstrd

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« Reply #4198 on: November 16, 2015, 07:54:03 pm »
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I like a bit of dark chocolate i dont mind if its bigger than average but this no thanks

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4199 on: November 16, 2015, 08:37:58 pm »
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I like a bit of dark chocolate i dont mind if its bigger than average but this no thanks

Christ  :scare: I think this thread should be locked now  :D it's getting ridiculous  :vomit:
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