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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4100 on: October 19, 2015, 06:48:06 pm »
 :vomit: some credit must go to the fellas for maintaining at least a semi in the face of such adversity, (pig ugly woman). All photos are equally revolting  :cry:

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« Reply #4101 on: October 19, 2015, 07:18:49 pm »
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Just spotted this for no reason, just jumped out and I thought of you fan boys

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Big pair of titties, someone  on here must have seen her.

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« Reply #4102 on: October 19, 2015, 10:25:04 pm »
This thread is brilliant!
I'm in fucking stitches!  :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #4103 on: October 19, 2015, 10:51:48 pm »
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in the gallery the pic titled "pretty lingerie xx" - shame she had to chuck all her other clothes about whilst looking for the nice stuff!!

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« Reply #4104 on: October 20, 2015, 08:04:23 am »

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« Reply #4105 on: October 20, 2015, 06:24:45 pm »
Meat pie comes to mind, especially her legs.

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« Reply #4106 on: October 20, 2015, 06:26:42 pm »
Bad venue for a photo not the worst subject but must be dumping to far forward to piss IMHO

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« Reply #4107 on: October 20, 2015, 06:38:15 pm »
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says she likes fun but her face betrays her

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4108 on: October 20, 2015, 08:11:53 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on October 20, 2015, 06:26:42 pm
Bad venue for a photo not the worst subject but must be dumping to far forward to piss IMHO

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I'd hate to see what is coming out the other end  :vomit: her diet looks very meat/high protein biased by the looks of her.  Her face must be a picture as she forces one out  :angry: :scare:  They're be a few tears I'd imagine  :cry:
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« Reply #4109 on: October 20, 2015, 09:20:38 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 19, 2015, 06:30:40 pm
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3rd photo in profile pics, lady between 2 guys.

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That is one of the ugliest women I ever seen

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« Reply #4110 on: October 20, 2015, 10:32:55 pm »
Quote from: jonnyboy2190 on October 19, 2015, 10:25:04 pm
This thread is brilliant!
I'm in fucking stitches!  :lol: :lol:
Agreed. Relitively new to UKP and only just found this thread.

Right now going to do some "research".....

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« Reply #4111 on: October 20, 2015, 11:01:40 pm »
Don't know if she's featured before - but this one just popped up in deleted posts touting herself -


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« Reply #4112 on: October 20, 2015, 11:38:26 pm »

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« Reply #4113 on: October 21, 2015, 07:06:25 am »
Quote from: cockneybstrd on October 20, 2015, 09:20:38 pm
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That is one of the ugliest women I ever seen

She has literally made me vomit my rice krispies up

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4114 on: October 21, 2015, 07:12:13 am »
Quote from: speedieman on October 21, 2015, 07:06:25 am
She has literally made me vomit my rice krispies up
We have a winner - who's gonna contact her to tell her?! :(

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« Reply #4115 on: October 21, 2015, 08:06:29 am »
Just popped up in Exeter....

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The fact she's (allegedly) just 20 is just sad!  :thumbsdown:

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« Reply #4116 on: October 21, 2015, 11:42:35 am »
Quote from: speedieman on October 21, 2015, 07:06:25 am
She has literally made me vomit my rice krispies up
I prefer Total Greek yoghurt

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« Reply #4117 on: October 21, 2015, 11:45:56 am »
Quote from: Mij on October 21, 2015, 08:06:29 am
Just popped up in Exeter....

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The fact she's (allegedly) just 20 is just sad!  :thumbsdown:
yes very sad, this makes me very sad as I should love to meet her and no chance of being in Exeter.

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« Reply #4118 on: October 23, 2015, 12:30:08 pm »

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4119 on: October 23, 2015, 02:44:47 pm »
 :D :D. Scrolling down the very top section first mm looked promising as I like Brunettes, it only got worse and worse though ..... :vomit: :cry:

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« Reply #4120 on: October 23, 2015, 04:22:35 pm »

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« Reply #4121 on: October 23, 2015, 05:21:01 pm »
so she is not an SNP member?

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was her middle name Boris?

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« Reply #4122 on: October 23, 2015, 06:15:15 pm »

bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4123 on: October 23, 2015, 08:58:56 pm »
A smile would at least help.  I'm glad A levels is at discretion cos I'll be going nowhere near her arsehole  :vomit:
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« Reply #4124 on: October 23, 2015, 10:54:14 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 23, 2015, 08:58:56 pm
A smile would at least help.  I'm glad A levels is at discretion cos I'll be going nowhere near her arsehole 


is that also wrinkled?

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« Reply #4125 on: October 23, 2015, 11:25:48 pm »
Not sure if this is the right place for this:

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not sure anywhere is the right place... :(

and only 22 years old (verified member so it must be true, right?), image how she'll look at 78...

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« Reply #4126 on: October 24, 2015, 12:35:22 am »
I don't know what part of the body this is?  Should there be so much surrounding hair?  Im a big stockings fan but not this big, second picture annoys me  :angry:
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« Reply #4127 on: October 24, 2015, 12:46:31 am »
It's a first I'm declining to be ridden cowgirl by this one.
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« Reply #4128 on: October 24, 2015, 01:00:06 am »
Quote from: virtualwaster on October 23, 2015, 12:30:08 pm
Polish Porn star ?
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Misspelling I think. Should have read Polish PORK star. Here she is trying to cannibalize one of her own breasts. Must have missed lunch.

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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4129 on: October 24, 2015, 01:06:15 am »
*note 2 cans of air freshener to mask the stench of disappointment when the door opens  :cry:

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« Reply #4130 on: October 24, 2015, 01:11:49 am »

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« Reply #4131 on: October 24, 2015, 01:26:40 am »
You need to remember to pack a small bag of flour when you visit these girls (to sprinkle over their twats/arses so you can aim for the wet bits or you'd take forever to get in).
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bristolqwerty

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« Reply #4132 on: October 24, 2015, 07:04:12 am »
Quote from: CatBBW on January 27, 2013, 03:04:57 pm
Nowt wrong with Grandma Libby, she's made a fortune out of the adult industry, so much so that she spends 2 thirds of the year living in Barbados! All those paying punters and viewers and subscribers can't be wrong  ;)
Or she's been beached like a huge, fat, f*****g whale  :scare:
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I decline to pay the £7 to watch the video titled " Grandma shaves her lovers balls".  :cry:
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« Reply #4133 on: October 24, 2015, 07:21:37 am »
Quote from: Andyply on October 24, 2015, 07:04:12 am
Or she's been beached like a huge, fat, f*****g whale  :scare:
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I decline to pay the £7 to watch the video titled " Grandma shaves her lovers balls".  :cry:

read the earlier parts of this thread, she has been on here before more than once but deserves to be indeed
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vw

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« Reply #4134 on: October 24, 2015, 11:57:18 am »
Sumo Sue

We need a confession who wrote this review ? Her body was sexy and her pussy is sweet and juicey and her heaving breasts are to die for she is 11 out of 10

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« Reply #4135 on: October 24, 2015, 12:40:13 pm »
 :D l love the " can enter" sign behind  :D

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« Reply #4136 on: October 24, 2015, 01:18:18 pm »
Quote from: virtualwaster on October 24, 2015, 11:57:18 am
Sumo Sue

We need a confession who wrote this review ? Her body was sexy and her pussy is sweet and juicey and her heaving breasts are to die for she is 11 out of 10

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Not I!

Seems she has been let down 20,000 times (read "timewasters" comment).  :hi:

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« Reply #4137 on: October 24, 2015, 01:25:33 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on October 24, 2015, 12:40:13 pm
:D l love the " can enter" sign behind  :D

I think it must be canteen entrance

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« Reply #4138 on: October 24, 2015, 01:38:18 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 24, 2015, 01:25:33 pm
I think it must be canteen entrance

How about "cant find entrance", after all, the arrow does seem to be pointing at her?  :dance:

vw

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« Reply #4139 on: October 24, 2015, 01:47:44 pm »
Quote from: raylondoner on October 24, 2015, 01:18:18 pm
Not I!

Seems she has been let down 20,000 times (read "timewasters" comment).  :hi:
If she ate a kebab every time she had her time wasted she would be her size !

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« Reply #4140 on: October 24, 2015, 06:07:35 pm »

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« Reply #4141 on: October 27, 2015, 05:11:34 pm »
I don't know if this one's been featured already but it looks like Olive from On the Buses has found new employment.....

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« Reply #4142 on: October 27, 2015, 10:41:13 pm »
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« Reply #4143 on: October 27, 2015, 10:49:52 pm »
Quote from: tarkus on October 27, 2015, 05:11:34 pm
I don't know if this one's been featured already but it looks like Olive from On the Buses has found new employment.....

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Olive was born a woman unlike statueque blonde who had gr op last year I think.

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« Reply #4144 on: October 27, 2015, 10:54:31 pm »
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That looks like Dennis nilsen eating a mars bar.

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« Reply #4145 on: October 27, 2015, 11:40:36 pm »
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INDEPENDENT CURVY SASSY BBW WERE ALL YOUR DREAMS COME TRUE IM WAITING FOR U NOW WHY NOT GIVE ME A GO

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« Reply #4146 on: October 27, 2015, 11:42:41 pm »
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One for the ladies..... :rolleyes:...don't ask me how I found this  :unknown:
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« Reply #4147 on: October 28, 2015, 01:19:07 am »
Quote from: Andyply on October 27, 2015, 11:42:41 pm
...don't ask me how I found this  :unknown:
 

 :lol: I know we are all quite broad minded here...but a granddad fetish? (stop sniggering at the back)

Just one question. Do you wank off to this? :D

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« Reply #4148 on: October 28, 2015, 01:19:51 am »
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One for the ladies..... :rolleyes:...don't ask me how I found this  :unknown:
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Touting is not allowed on here !  :lol: :lol: :lol:

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« Reply #4149 on: October 28, 2015, 03:02:35 pm »
Quote from: getonit on October 27, 2015, 10:54:31 pm
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That looks like Dennis nilsen eating a mars bar.
I posted this a few minutes before you did. Twix surely?
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