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Cuntminion · « **Reply #4000 on:** September 26, 2015, 09:43:23 pm »

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and conflicting ages 33 and 46

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Not a fucking chance she's 33 Trevor , nor a student

Not a chance

SamLP · « **Reply #4001 on:** September 27, 2015, 05:14:48 pm »

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She not the worst looking WG that has been posted on this topic but she surely must be the least vfm one. £260 an hour for a 55 year old woman that looks like this: External Link/Members Only

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4002 on:** September 27, 2015, 10:15:15 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on September 27, 2015, 05:14:48 pm

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She not the worst looking WG that has been posted on this topic but she surely must be the least vfm one. £260 an hour for a 55 year old woman that looks like this: External Link/Members Only

Expensive yes, but with over 150 positive feedbacks she must be doing something right. Not a bad figure for her age.

SamLP · « **Reply #4003 on:** September 28, 2015, 12:28:14 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on September 27, 2015, 10:15:15 pm

Expensive yes, but with over 150 positive feedbacks she must be doing something right. Not a bad figure for her age.

She only has 33 from escorting in over 5 years. Not exactly prolific, the rest have come from webcam, phone & sales. Even if she were doing something right, it would be loony to part with £260 to see her.

Simplysimon · « **Reply #4004 on:** September 28, 2015, 01:03:13 am »

Used to be based in Brandon , near Thetford , I saw her must be 4 years ago now and if memory serves me right was at £120/hr then.
TBH can't remember how the punt went so obviously not memorable and just an average punt.

suffolkmark · « **Reply #4005 on:** September 28, 2015, 11:46:03 am »

Quote from: Simplysimon on September 28, 2015, 01:03:13 am

Used to be based in Brandon , near Thetford , I saw her must be 4 years ago now and if memory serves me right was at £120/hr then.
TBH can't remember how the punt went so obviously not memorable and just an average punt.

I too remember her from those days. I think I paid less than that but it was at the beginning of my punting career!

bob1 · « **Reply #4006 on:** September 29, 2015, 08:07:49 pm »

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That is proper scary..

Mij · « **Reply #4007 on:** September 29, 2015, 08:11:51 pm »

Quote from: bob1 on September 29, 2015, 08:07:49 pm

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That is proper scary..

BB too...maybe not unsurprisingly!

bob1 · « **Reply #4008 on:** September 29, 2015, 08:11:59 pm »

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Check out her gallery

Maybe this isnt the best thread but my god thats some weird shit going on there..

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4009 on:** September 29, 2015, 09:11:54 pm »

Remember Ugandan Relations? Well here we go again except that she looks white to me?

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Chuckman · « **Reply #4010 on:** September 30, 2015, 12:59:01 am »

Quote from: bob1 on September 29, 2015, 08:11:59 pm

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Check out her gallery

Maybe this isnt the best thread but my god thats some weird shit going on there..

You would of thought she would have period play in her list of likes, missed a trick there.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4011 on:** October 01, 2015, 05:08:17 pm »

Here is one I would love to meet but I am not in Scotland. But the rest of you will need to stop eating before taking a quick peek. It must be the deep fried Mars bar ....

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vw · « **Reply #4012 on:** October 01, 2015, 05:09:57 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 01, 2015, 05:08:17 pm

Here is one I would love to meet but I am not in Scotland. But the rest of you will need to stop eating before taking a quick peek.

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Scone managed to stay down, looks like she didn't stop.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4013 on:** October 01, 2015, 09:41:14 pm »

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how many chins does she have?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4014 on:** October 01, 2015, 10:00:07 pm »

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23 going on 53, at least she does not look unhappy but her profile words are garbled like an online translator and the verification photo is a joke. She oozes lack of sex appeal and homeliness right out of the kitchen.

Is there a record for the dissonance between stated age and age a lady actually appears to be?

vw · « **Reply #4015 on:** October 02, 2015, 06:02:55 pm »

This moose has been sending flirts on adultwork to many members as mentioned https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=70085.msg888292#msg888292 , needless to say everyone blocked future flirts.

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Johny Stone · « **Reply #4016 on:** October 02, 2015, 06:09:13 pm »

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This one claims she`s a size 16

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69890.0

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4017 on:** October 02, 2015, 06:23:04 pm »

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This one claims she`s a size 16

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=69890.0

Gorgeous. And so if she is a size 20, still gorgeous.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4018 on:** October 02, 2015, 06:24:02 pm »

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This moose has been sending flirts on adultwork to many members as mentioned https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=70085.msg888292#msg888292 , needless to say everyone blocked future flirts.

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nice figure, but a grim face

spand · « **Reply #4019 on:** October 02, 2015, 11:32:22 pm »

Massive gut
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spand · « **Reply #4020 on:** October 02, 2015, 11:33:37 pm »

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #4021 on:** October 02, 2015, 11:43:01 pm »

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Chest Size: 34" D Natural - more like an 80 Z
Dress Size: 8

iloverachelv · « **Reply #4022 on:** October 02, 2015, 11:57:13 pm »

All of her emoticons are of the green throwing up one and not the happy smiley face too!!!!

That has to be fake surely.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4023 on:** October 03, 2015, 07:16:09 am »

Quote from: spand on October 02, 2015, 11:33:37 pm

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gorgeous but wrong side of the Thames for me ... thanks for the heads up. I have a gut feeling for this one!

aha!
there are 3 of them all mature and BBW and all at a low fee.
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4024 on:** October 03, 2015, 10:34:07 pm »

I like her bum but her face will curdle your coffee

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4025 on:** October 03, 2015, 10:35:50 pm »

Bait and switch after the switch?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4026 on:** October 03, 2015, 10:38:33 pm »

I cannot easily diagnose the disease on her bum

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4027 on:** October 03, 2015, 10:43:58 pm »

she writes of insatiable nymphomaniac sex ... ... haha.

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milfwklover · « **Reply #4028 on:** October 03, 2015, 11:22:36 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 03, 2015, 10:43:58 pm

she writes of insatiable nymphomaniac sex ... ... haha.

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Only anal and oral sex though, HP. No vag vag with this beautiful, Brazilian girl!

Smallest list of likes i think i've seen on a AW profile.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4029 on:** October 04, 2015, 12:16:57 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 03, 2015, 10:38:33 pm

I cannot easily diagnose the disease on her bum

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Candle wax, but it's weird how she chose that as her main image.

Tdydl · « **Reply #4030 on:** October 04, 2015, 07:49:17 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 03, 2015, 10:43:58 pm

she writes of insatiable nymphomaniac sex ... ... haha.

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"always smiling" ... I would hate to see her frowning, that would really dampen the mood.

bob1 · « **Reply #4031 on:** October 06, 2015, 11:15:11 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on October 04, 2015, 12:16:57 am

Candle wax, but it's weird how she chose that as her main image.

its like shes been used as a ashtray

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4032 on:** October 07, 2015, 05:54:47 pm »

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she ain't black and she ain't size 16 but she has a nasty looking big end.

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4033 on:** October 07, 2015, 09:00:02 pm »

Strangely in my absence I think this might have been the thread I missed the most

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4034 on:** October 07, 2015, 09:04:32 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 07, 2015, 05:54:47 pm

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she ain't black and she ain't size 16 but she has a nasty looking big end.

Looks OK to me. Other than gay men who does anal bleaching?

ArtVandalay · « **Reply #4035 on:** October 07, 2015, 09:33:05 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 03, 2015, 10:35:50 pm

Bait and switch after the switch?

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23??? Twenty-fucking-three???

I'm starting to think that Romania uses a different calendar system to the rest of Europe. Perhaps 2 Gregorian years = 1 Romanian year?
The poor little dears are getting confused when they make the move to more civilized countries.

Vivago · « **Reply #4036 on:** October 08, 2015, 02:12:49 am »

Quote from: ArtVandalay on October 07, 2015, 09:33:05 pm

I'm starting to think that Romania uses a different calendar system to the rest of Europe. Perhaps 2 Gregorian years = 1 Romanian year?
The poor little dears are getting confused when they make the move to more civilized countries.

I simply reckon that the measure age in dog years. Far more appropriate.

vw · « **Reply #4037 on:** October 08, 2015, 07:09:20 am »

Some new guy was asking if anyone had seen this

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Vivago · « **Reply #4038 on:** October 08, 2015, 07:31:09 am »

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Some new guy was asking if anyone had seen this

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Seen a lot worse on here. Why not tell the new guy how to post pics so he can do it himself?

One thing that gets me is these tarts spend time and effort writing a profile and then are too fucking lazy to straighten up their pics.

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pong · « **Reply #4039 on:** October 10, 2015, 03:39:33 pm »

What's that supposed to be.
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Vivago · « **Reply #4040 on:** October 10, 2015, 03:51:09 pm »

Quote from: pong on October 10, 2015, 03:39:33 pm

What's that supposed to be.
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Pamela Anderson's slutty sister? A bird balancing an egg on her nose? Give in..what's its supposed to be?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4041 on:** October 10, 2015, 03:57:11 pm »

How about a link?
thanks.

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What's that supposed to be.
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The_Don · « **Reply #4042 on:** October 11, 2015, 03:54:01 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 10, 2015, 03:57:11 pm

How about a link?
thanks.

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?action=serviceprovider;id=4639

Simon S · « **Reply #4043 on:** October 11, 2015, 04:13:18 pm »

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punk · « **Reply #4044 on:** October 11, 2015, 05:22:03 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 03, 2015, 10:38:33 pm

I cannot easily diagnose the disease on her bum

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Black mould?

punk · « **Reply #4045 on:** October 11, 2015, 05:25:32 pm »

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Life must be hard for O.A.P's,still must be some demand out there.

od13218 · « **Reply #4046 on:** October 11, 2015, 05:25:55 pm »

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Candle wax, but it's weird how she chose that as her main image.

It's a Bdsm thing- she's showing how she likes to have hot wax tipped on her. Not my think but I get that it is for many others!

Cuntminion · « **Reply #4047 on:** October 11, 2015, 08:30:40 pm »

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Some new guy was asking if anyone had seen this

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myothernameis · « **Reply #4048 on:** October 11, 2015, 09:17:17 pm »

Quote from: ArtVandalay on October 07, 2015, 09:33:05 pm

23??? Twenty-fucking-three???

I'm starting to think that Romania uses a different calendar system to the rest of Europe. Perhaps 2 Gregorian years = 1 Romanian year?
The poor little dears are getting confused when they make the move to more civilized countries.

Is this escort related to this escort, who claims to be 20 years old

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MrBridger · « **Reply #4049 on:** October 13, 2015, 11:24:20 pm »

Quote from: myothernameis on October 11, 2015, 09:17:17 pm

Is this escort related to this escort, who claims to be 20 years old

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Anyone remember Har Mar Superstar? Blonde hair, no 'tache, it's him!

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