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socks · « **Reply #3750 on:** August 18, 2015, 05:29:41 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on August 18, 2015, 04:56:24 pm

How does that deserve a place on this thread, on my hot list now

I agree. I'd happily let her fuck my arse with the handle of that rolling pin if I got to fuck her after. And I hate having my arse fucked!!!

raylondoner · « **Reply #3751 on:** August 18, 2015, 05:39:31 pm »

Quote from: socks on August 18, 2015, 05:29:41 pm

I agree. I'd happily let her fuck my arse with the handle of that rolling pin if I got to fuck her after. And I hate having my arse fucked!!!

Agreed, looks hot, but keep my arse out of this as it's virginal and staying that way!

vw · « **Reply #3752 on:** August 18, 2015, 05:52:04 pm »

Quote from: socks on August 18, 2015, 05:29:41 pm

I agree. I'd happily let her fuck my arse with the handle of that rolling pin if I got to fuck her after. And I hate having my arse fucked!!!

Obviously she requires more than the handle, she has those cheeky eyes, anyway members of her group comes to my town so finders crossed for some baking.

Cuntminion · « **Reply #3753 on:** August 18, 2015, 06:09:50 pm »

Quote from: socks on August 18, 2015, 05:29:41 pm

I agree. I'd happily let her fuck my arse with the handle of that rolling pin if I got to fuck her after. And I hate having my arse fucked!!!

+1000000

Man speaketh the truth

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #3754 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:47:45 am »

Fuck me!

Check out the apparent track marks! Junkie?

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vw · « **Reply #3755 on:** August 21, 2015, 08:49:31 am »

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on August 21, 2015, 08:47:45 am

Fuck me!

Check out the apparent track marks! Junkie?

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The runaway train came down the track, her whistle wide and her throttle back, And she blew, blew, blew, blew, you.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3756 on:** August 21, 2015, 12:56:09 pm »

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Here is the correct link

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on August 21, 2015, 08:47:45 am

Fuck me!

Check out the apparent track marks! Junkie?

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Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #3757 on:** August 21, 2015, 01:00:56 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 21, 2015, 12:56:09 pm

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Here is the correct link

Thanks HP. I was too traumatised to remember the link!

So anyone going to TOFT!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3758 on:** August 21, 2015, 05:00:30 pm »

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on August 21, 2015, 01:00:56 pm

Thanks HP. I was too traumatised to remember the link!

So anyone going to TOFT!

note that she is priceless

Who can find a woman of valour? For her price is far above rubies. ...
So how much does Ruby charge?

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #3759 on:** August 21, 2015, 05:52:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 21, 2015, 05:00:30 pm

note that she is priceless

Who can find a woman of valour? For her price is far above rubies. ...
So how much does Ruby charge?

A packet of quavers and a fiver will get you a two hour GFE.

SamLP · « **Reply #3760 on:** August 21, 2015, 07:24:57 pm »

I don't know how to post a picture up so apologies for the links.Some punters must be wishing she didn't put a facial picture of herself up:
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or her snatch

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From this profile:
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Chuckman · « **Reply #3761 on:** August 22, 2015, 12:22:26 am »

The artwork in the gallery of an escort is something you don't see everyday. Different but pointless.

pong · « **Reply #3762 on:** August 22, 2015, 02:24:58 pm »

She need to shave her armpit.

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socks · « **Reply #3763 on:** August 22, 2015, 10:07:08 pm »

Quote from: pong on August 22, 2015, 02:24:58 pm

She need to shave her armpit.
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ha ha nice one pong

Riprock · « **Reply #3764 on:** August 25, 2015, 02:48:51 pm »

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Blimey this is bad

vw · « **Reply #3765 on:** August 25, 2015, 02:55:48 pm »

Quote from: Riprock on August 25, 2015, 02:48:51 pm

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Blimey this is bad

Tend to agree ripstone

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socks · « **Reply #3766 on:** August 25, 2015, 03:14:54 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on August 25, 2015, 02:55:48 pm

Tend to agree ripstone

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FUCKING HELL!!! I thought someone had photoshopped brown curly hair onto Jonny Vegas

That's an uncannily gruesome resemblance.

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #3767 on:** August 25, 2015, 04:31:11 pm »

How's this for a pretty one!

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I doubt this Mandy was the one Barry Manilow was crooning about!

raylondoner · « **Reply #3768 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:21:10 pm »

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on August 25, 2015, 04:31:11 pm

How's this for a pretty one!

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I doubt this Mandy was the one Barry Manilow was crooning about!

I was going to defend her, then saw "bareback" - oh Mandy!

milfwklover · « **Reply #3769 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:34:33 pm »

Quote from: raylondoner on August 25, 2015, 05:21:10 pm

I was going to defend her, then saw "bareback" - oh Mandy!

'her'. Have a look at her gender, 'non specified', it's a fella!!

raylondoner · « **Reply #3770 on:** August 25, 2015, 05:44:32 pm »

Quote from: milfwklover on August 25, 2015, 05:34:33 pm

'her'. Have a look at her gender, 'non specified', it's a fella!!

Hmmm, hands are quite big!

Bigus Dickus · « **Reply #3771 on:** August 25, 2015, 06:27:10 pm »

Quote from: raylondoner on August 25, 2015, 05:21:10 pm

I was going to defend her, then saw "bareback" - oh Mandy!

I think HP would like her.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3772 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:49:30 pm »

Quote from: Riprock on August 25, 2015, 02:48:51 pm

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Blimey this is bad

delicious but cannot get to her area.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3773 on:** August 25, 2015, 09:50:38 pm »

Quote from: Bigus Dickus on August 25, 2015, 06:27:10 pm

I think HP would like her.

yep, who looks at the mantelpiece when stoking the fire? Not me.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3774 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:34:13 am »

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feet?

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #3775 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:40:11 am »

There is one thing in this thread which amazes me - most of these women offers bareback

vw · « **Reply #3776 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:42:56 am »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on August 29, 2015, 11:40:11 am

There is one thing in this thread which amazes me - most of these women offers bareback

Well says it all really, ugly on the outside diseased in the inside.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3777 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:57:10 am »

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get a basin
the third photo on the right of the profile pictures is the worst, where her vagina is surrounded by strange fingers

vw · « **Reply #3778 on:** August 29, 2015, 11:59:00 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 29, 2015, 11:57:10 am

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get a basin
the third photo on the right of the profile pictures is the worst, where her vagina is surrounded by strange fingers

Hey Vertical, You haven't have you ?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3779 on:** August 29, 2015, 02:36:03 pm »

Quote from: virtualwaster on August 29, 2015, 11:59:00 am

Hey Vertical, You haven't have you ?

Sorry, I realise you mean me but what have I not done? Not understood. If I had seen the lady there would be a review.
HP

backofthenet · « **Reply #3780 on:** August 29, 2015, 06:12:13 pm »

in that one picture I think (though I'm not a professional) I can diagnose both rheumatoid arthritis and hemorrhoids.

Lovely stuff.

KentAde · « **Reply #3781 on:** August 29, 2015, 10:08:51 pm »

Not that bad I suppose.....but I wouldn't in a million years..

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Vivago · « **Reply #3782 on:** August 29, 2015, 10:12:40 pm »

Quote from: socks on August 25, 2015, 03:14:54 pm

FUCKING HELL!!! I thought someone had photoshopped brown curly hair onto Jonny Vegas That's an uncannily gruesome resemblance.

... they could be twins. Mind you, given the choice of fucking that or Vegas, it would be 'bend over, Jonny' any day.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3783 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:51:32 am »

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doh!

raylondoner · « **Reply #3784 on:** August 30, 2015, 02:14:14 pm »

Quote from: KentAde on August 29, 2015, 10:08:51 pm

Not that bad I suppose.....but I wouldn't in a million years..

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describes herself as "pocket rocket" - think she means "Star Ship Enterprise"

SamLP · « **Reply #3785 on:** August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm »

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

punk · « **Reply #3786 on:** August 30, 2015, 02:28:24 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

looks like she is suffering from anorexia, i hope she gets help.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3787 on:** August 30, 2015, 02:30:10 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

Belsen porn, how did she manage totally fluffy feedback?

    Amazing hour with an utterly gorgeous girl. Loved it, thx xxx
    Felicity is very nice, pretty, fun, and always has a smile on her face.
    A wonderful time with an attractive young lady, very kind and intimate, will hopefully see again soon.
    Unfortunately we could not meet through no fault of her own. Great communicator and can't wait to see in person.
    Photos and description accurate. Sexy, athletic and smart - had a fun time
    Could you be, the most beautiful girl in the world ... Plain to see... Your the reason why God made a girl ... Could u be..
    Fantastic girl, athletic figure that is unforgettable, recommended
    Perfection !!!!!!

Dick4snowqueens · « **Reply #3788 on:** August 30, 2015, 02:31:04 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

Wtf is that.

She's offering face sitting -with what ass

Dick4snowqueens · « **Reply #3789 on:** August 30, 2015, 03:20:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 29, 2015, 11:57:10 am

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get a basin
the third photo on the right of the profile pictures is the worst, where her vagina is surrounded by strange fingers

Lol she's popular on that weird site. I dear not mention the name.

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #3790 on:** August 30, 2015, 03:34:08 pm »

Quote from: punk on August 30, 2015, 02:28:24 pm

looks like she is suffering from anorexia, i hope she gets help.

Yes, i think she needs help ASAP.

vw · « **Reply #3791 on:** August 30, 2015, 03:37:40 pm »

Quote from: Type_O_Negative on August 30, 2015, 03:34:08 pm

Yes, i think she needs help ASAP.

She wont be getting man protein mikshakes with those rates

Ali Katt · « **Reply #3792 on:** August 30, 2015, 04:27:55 pm »

Quote from: SamLP on August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

I wouldn't mind rattling her bones. Fucking hot.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3793 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:19:01 pm »

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face looks like a female oriental villain in a James Bond film

punk · « **Reply #3794 on:** August 30, 2015, 11:40:40 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 30, 2015, 11:19:01 pm

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face looks like a female oriental villain in a James Bond film

nice bod and tits.

socks · « **Reply #3795 on:** August 31, 2015, 12:38:09 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 30, 2015, 11:19:01 pm

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face looks like a female oriental villain in a James Bond film

Martina? I'd be scared to shake or stir!

Chuckman · « **Reply #3796 on:** August 31, 2015, 12:47:06 am »

Quote from: SamLP on August 30, 2015, 02:22:08 pm

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Maybe if she had a reasonable rate she would get enough business to feed herself. She looks like a skeleton.

Wow, that is scary. The definition of emaciated and makes for uncomfortable viewing. She clearly needs help.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3797 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:09:02 pm »

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described as size 6 and 4'6" tall.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3798 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:10:12 pm »

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I think she has taken a photo of her handbag.

punk · « **Reply #3799 on:** August 31, 2015, 02:14:07 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 31, 2015, 02:09:02 pm

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described as size 6 and 4'6" tall.

looks like two different women in the gallery?

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