Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 1351954 times)

RedKettle · « **Reply #3600 on:** July 02, 2015, 08:16:59 pm »

camping has never looked less appealing

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3601 on:** July 03, 2015, 03:03:17 pm »

Quote from: Davede on July 02, 2015, 07:56:54 pm

Looks like you could go camping with these
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I am not sure what is camp about her? No limp wrists but a great rear view in her profile free gallery.

Davede · « **Reply #3602 on:** July 04, 2015, 05:58:20 pm »

It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!

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Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #3603 on:** July 04, 2015, 06:39:48 pm »

Quote from: Davede on July 04, 2015, 05:58:20 pm

It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!

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You could park a fucking Harley Davidson in that mate

Type_O_Negative · « **Reply #3604 on:** July 04, 2015, 07:47:48 pm »

Quote from: Davede on July 04, 2015, 05:58:20 pm

It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!

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I think her knickers are big enough to be a parachute

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3605 on:** July 04, 2015, 08:05:52 pm »

I think the view is gorgeous

backofthenet · « **Reply #3606 on:** July 04, 2015, 08:23:37 pm »

is that middle aged spread or udders?

punk · « **Reply #3607 on:** July 04, 2015, 11:32:38 pm »

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Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3608 on:** July 04, 2015, 11:42:42 pm »

Quote from: punk on July 04, 2015, 11:32:38 pm

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Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...

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nope, no memory but she writes age 33, I suggest maybe 20 years older. Only services listed are her into big end!.

raylondoner · « **Reply #3609 on:** July 05, 2015, 12:12:32 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 04, 2015, 11:42:42 pm

nope, no memory but she writes age 33, I suggest maybe 20 years older. Only services listed are her into big end!.

Nice shirt!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3610 on:** July 05, 2015, 08:04:36 am »

Quote from: punk on July 04, 2015, 11:32:38 pm

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Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...

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I was going to try TOFT and she has gone already

Reiver · « **Reply #3611 on:** July 05, 2015, 04:12:31 pm »

Pink joggers, white sandals, painted toes , plastic handbag and photo from a graveyard you know she will be classy .

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pumps · « **Reply #3612 on:** July 05, 2015, 04:36:02 pm »

The magic of photoshop

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3613 on:** July 05, 2015, 04:36:48 pm »

Quote from: punk on July 04, 2015, 11:32:38 pm

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Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...

did you capture her phone number before she vanished?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3614 on:** July 05, 2015, 05:02:19 pm »

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I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
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yorkshire123 · « **Reply #3615 on:** July 05, 2015, 05:19:38 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 05, 2015, 05:02:19 pm

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I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
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Fucking hell HP, for all to see

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Davede · « **Reply #3616 on:** July 05, 2015, 05:23:31 pm »

There was someone asking about a girl with her head shaved on one side in the forums

punk · « **Reply #3617 on:** July 05, 2015, 05:25:29 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 05, 2015, 04:36:48 pm

did you capture her phone number before she vanished?

Big NO, not my time in the least.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3618 on:** July 05, 2015, 08:52:26 pm »

Quote from: Davede on July 05, 2015, 05:23:31 pm

There was someone asking about a girl with her head shaved on one side in the forums

this is not picture of a girl, it is nearly a granny.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3619 on:** July 11, 2015, 01:25:14 pm »

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stevedave · « **Reply #3620 on:** July 11, 2015, 06:59:32 pm »

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Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...

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punk · « **Reply #3621 on:** July 11, 2015, 08:45:37 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on July 11, 2015, 06:59:32 pm

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Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...

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sweet jesus thats rank.

MrBridger · « **Reply #3622 on:** July 11, 2015, 10:59:43 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on July 11, 2015, 06:59:32 pm

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Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...

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Yes I'm sure she's appeared here once or twice before. I particularly like the tattoos of her & her OH on her back so when doing doggy you can see his face looking back at you. Mind you I'd have my eyes firmly shut at all times.

The decor in her bedroom would give me a migraine too.

MrBridger · « **Reply #3623 on:** July 11, 2015, 11:02:44 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 05, 2015, 05:02:19 pm

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I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
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Christ, Phil Oakey's let himself go a bit...

Chuckman · « **Reply #3624 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:54:34 am »

Quote from: stevedave on July 11, 2015, 06:59:32 pm

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That third picture on her profile page. Wow, that is just slightly on the grim side.

willmo1 · « **Reply #3625 on:** July 12, 2015, 09:14:43 am »

Theres sure some cruel fuckers on here.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3626 on:** July 12, 2015, 10:58:27 am »

Quote from: willmo1 on July 12, 2015, 09:14:43 am

Theres sure some cruel fuckers on here.

you are very observant. Please help and find some more?

punk · « **Reply #3627 on:** July 12, 2015, 11:01:40 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 12, 2015, 10:58:27 am

you are very observant. Please help and find some more?

cruel fuckers?

willmo1 · « **Reply #3628 on:** July 12, 2015, 12:13:28 pm »

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Quite fair rates too. Sadly no webcam.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #3629 on:** July 12, 2015, 01:05:16 pm »

Quote from: willmo1 on July 12, 2015, 12:13:28 pm

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Quite fair rates too. Sadly no webcam.

even more sadly no fornication

willmo1 · « **Reply #3630 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:09:32 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 12, 2015, 01:05:16 pm

even more sadly no fornication

That's her straight off my hot list then!

Well spotted.

Vivago · « **Reply #3631 on:** July 12, 2015, 02:12:49 pm »

Quote from: willmo1 on July 12, 2015, 12:13:28 pm

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Quite fair rates too. Sadly no webcam.

150 smackers to allow this fat munter to sit on my face. Mmmm..where's the ATM?

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willmo1 · « **Reply #3632 on:** July 12, 2015, 03:30:01 pm »

Quote from: Vivago on July 12, 2015, 02:12:49 pm

150 smackers to allow this fat munter to sit on my face. Mmmm..where's the ATM?
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Bollox. now every fuckers after her. Whats being said elsewhere about keeping gems to yourself?

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #3633 on:** July 12, 2015, 03:38:13 pm »

Quote from: willmo1 on July 12, 2015, 03:30:01 pm

Bollox. now every fuckers after her. Whats being said elsewhere about keeping gems to yourself?

Shit I will have to book quick now then tell her she should be charging more to well and truly screw over everyone else!

raylondoner · « **Reply #3634 on:** July 12, 2015, 04:41:28 pm »

What does the sticker say on your wing mirror, something like arses may be closer than you think?

Toshiba · « **Reply #3635 on:** July 12, 2015, 05:19:07 pm »

Quote from: stevedave on July 11, 2015, 06:59:32 pm

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Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...

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good god, who the fuck would shag that? let alone fucking pay her, sweet mother mary, that is fucking depressing

Iloveoral · « **Reply #3636 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:30:27 pm »

Strange situation where fat ugly girls that can't pull a guy and give a shag away for free, when a price tag is added guys are strangely then attracted

Chuckman · « **Reply #3637 on:** July 12, 2015, 06:55:21 pm »

Quote from: willmo1 on July 12, 2015, 12:13:28 pm

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Quite fair rates too. Sadly no webcam.

I didn't know Grotbags became an escort.

Zeusthedoc · « **Reply #3638 on:** July 22, 2015, 01:23:57 am »

Offers BB and all!!

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That jawline looks like a post-op!!

CatBBW · « **Reply #3639 on:** July 22, 2015, 01:22:26 pm »

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That jawline looks like a post-op!!

Not just the jawline!

Have you seen the gallery? Although she does have her pussy out on display, perhaps someone can take a closer look

punk · « **Reply #3640 on:** July 22, 2015, 03:15:23 pm »

Quote from: CatBBW on July 22, 2015, 01:22:26 pm

Not just the jawline! Have you seen the gallery? Although she does have her pussy out on display, perhaps someone can take a closer look

fucking hell, the jaw line is more male looking,bit except for the flat tits, the pussy looks feminine, but may be the skill of the operating surgery ?