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great use of gaffa tape and cable ties but be warned not for faint hearted

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sergi in back ground working hard
building profiles , photo shopping
counting money

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That Taylor Jay - I just started a thread about her....I think she's a babestation girl. Could be behind the scenes - no?

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great use of gaffa tape and cable ties but be warned not for faint hearted

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please can you give a link to the profile? thanks

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« Last Edit: May 30, 2015, 03:09:28 pm by 306 »

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Why start up a profile with a pic that makes you look like a scabby junky:(
Banned reason: Bragging about taking advantage of vulnerable young girls.
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Why start up a profile with a pic that makes you look like a scabby junky:(
Holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!! I clicked on her thumbnail picture already constructing in my mind the rebuttal I was going to give you, as she looks ok in small print. But fuck me sideways, sizing up brings out one damaged set of goods that doesn't look at all healthy for anyone within her event horizon!!!

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Holy fucking shit!!!!!!!!! I clicked on her thumbnail picture already constructing in my mind the rebuttal I was going to give you, as she looks ok in small print. But fuck me sideways, sizing up brings out one damaged set of goods that doesn't look at all healthy for anyone within her event horizon!!!

I was about to say the exact same thing!
HORRIFIC!

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Why start up a profile with a pic that makes you look like a scabby junky:(

I think it is just a little eczema.

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I think it is just a little eczema.

The spot with bruising around it points more towards needle use than eczema.

The only surprise is that she doesn't do bareback.

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The spot with bruising around it points more towards needle use than eczema.

The only surprise is that she doesn't do bareback.
Bareback? Maybe you did not offer her enough £?



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Apparently its been surgry  modifief to mske it  the rear fuck hole sounds and looks really bad

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Even if I double bagged my dick with extra strong condoms and borrowed a tie-wrap off her tits I wouldn't want to fuck that, that's awful, really grim hehe


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Even if I double bagged my dick with extra strong condoms and borrowed a tie-wrap off her tits I wouldn't want to fuck that, that's awful, really grim hehe


I take it that you rimming her is not an option either

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Bareback? Maybe you did not offer her enough £?

No amount of money would make me shag that one. I'll leave it to those with more adventurous tastes.
 

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It looks like a really big raspberry in her arse haha but I still wouldn't put a tongue near it  :lol:


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another bare backer

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24 going on 44,
handy for the personnel at the Farnborough airbase.

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handy for the personnel at the Farnborough airbase.
And for scaring the birds off the runway  :sarcastic:

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24 going on 44,
handy for the personnel at the Farnborough airbase.

can some one tell me how to work out age from romainan id card shown

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Apparently its been surgry  modifief to mske it  the rear fuck hole sounds and looks really bad

Yeh, think she is 'Fuck Toy' or something....

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can some one tell me how to work out age from romainan id card shown


She not 24 that's for sure

YY.MM.DD  :unknown:

77.09.01 :unknown:

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The card contains the individual's Cod Numeric Personal (CNP), or Personal Numeric Code, a unique identifying number.

The CNP consist of 13 digits as follows:

    1 digit for sex and century of birth: 1, 3, and 5 = male; 2, 4, and 6 = female. 1 and 2 = 20th century, 3 and 4 = 19th century, and 5 and 6 = 21st century. (For legal residents the numbers 7 and 8 are used to encode the sex of the person having the residence permit);
    6 digits for birth date in the format YYMMDD
    2 digits for place of birth (the code for the county) (For legal residents the numbers encode the region where the person having the residence permit comes from);
    3 other digits
    1 control digit

The CNP is unique for each person. It is assigned at birth and never changes except in cases of erroneous attribution, sex change or change of status from legal resident to citizen.
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Sexy girl though.

Well she's got the most barebones profile I have ever seen and she says call or text without leaving a number and not showing her rates so I think you might have to try and find someone else  :lol:

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Well she's got the most barebones profile I have ever seen and she says call or text without leaving a number and not showing her rates so I think you might have to try and find someone else  :lol:
She cannot even spell the name of her country Austria properly, all signs point back to the Romanian's.

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some hilariously bad Photoshop  (or paint) work

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What the fuck is up with her neck? Looks like a five year old was using photoshop to help set up mummies profile.


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What the fuck is up with her neck? Looks like a five year old was using photoshop to help set up mummies profile.

And she doesn't cast shadows. She must be a vampire then. Ahhh she is from Romania...

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some hilariously bad Photoshop  (or paint) work

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a cutout pasted into a photo of a posh hotel interior

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a cutout pasted into a photo of a posh hotel interior
Bloody rubbish, still looks better than she would sitting on a heavily stained mattress which is the reality. No idea what is going on with her posing either she looks like a space alien.



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And 5 credits for 24hrs private photos.

Yes, but that does include some pics of her washing her hair, so seems good value, but £13 for a whole week is better still!
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 01:45:45 pm by raylondoner »

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she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.
« Last Edit: June 11, 2015, 06:57:41 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

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she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.
+1 and if not for the BB and home needing a clean, I would too.

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she looks like a pretty lady fallen on hard times, a little worn, and untidy carpet. I am sure she needs the dosh even if she says she likes sex. Not sure why this is a worst escort picture?
If she was North of the Thames I would be round there soon.

Greenwich is my territory however...i will not go to see her  :bomb:

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Greenwich is my territory however...i will not go to see her  :bomb:

she will be busy with all the BB punters after this.

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Holy shit  :scare:, I am never going to complain about an average looking WG again! Christ once you've been through this thread it turns a standard 7/10 into a 10/10. The lads that have seen some of those have my sincere condolences.
« Last Edit: June 13, 2015, 03:46:02 am by Clank »

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sorry but a bit of a spin on this thread age 64 years old any one toftb ?

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sorry but a bit of a spin on this thread age 64 years old any one toftb ?

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She advertised BB for at least a couple of years. Perhaps she got a bad STI and decided to give it a miss, but should have retired by now.

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She advertised BB for at least a couple of years. Perhaps she got a bad STI and decided to give it a miss, but should have retired by now.

I blame pension reforms and scrapping of the turkey allowance

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I suppose she comes from Whales? I cannot get to see her as not available on the day I might be.