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« Reply #3100 on: March 02, 2015, 03:06:20 pm »
wow flushed that pledge must have be vanishing spray  or acid as she is gone now

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« Reply #3101 on: March 02, 2015, 03:36:58 pm »
New Girl In Town she writes
Old lady in town I say

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« Reply #3102 on: March 02, 2015, 03:41:08 pm »
Wow!!!!

I was definitely going to book but then i saw BB! A shame with such a lovely lady!!!  :yahoo:

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« Reply #3103 on: March 02, 2015, 04:24:26 pm »
Romanian gypsy granny

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« Reply #3104 on: March 02, 2015, 05:30:18 pm »
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With so many pages this may already have been posted - ho well

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« Reply #3105 on: March 02, 2015, 05:38:19 pm »
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With so many pages this may already have been posted - ho well

A quote from her q and a

Q. Is it true you don't have any teeth?   A. Yes it is true, I had them removed due to problems - it has improved my skills in the bj - cum and book me to see for yourself

So classy

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« Reply #3106 on: March 02, 2015, 08:21:12 pm »
The review page of that Helen of Troy is absolutely hilarious.  :lol:

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« Reply #3107 on: March 02, 2015, 09:43:48 pm »
Quote from: Andre 3000 on March 02, 2015, 08:21:12 pm
The review page of that Helen of Troy is absolutely hilarious.  :lol:

I'd missed that. Just read it - wonderful and all for £120 / hr

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« Reply #3108 on: March 03, 2015, 04:37:40 pm »
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Why would you bother adding such a vile photo to promote your services??  :dash: :scare:

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« Reply #3109 on: March 03, 2015, 05:20:14 pm »
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Why would you bother adding such a vile photo to promote your services??  :dash: :scare:

Link please
she is hunting a cure for bunions?

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« Reply #3110 on: March 03, 2015, 06:04:46 pm »
Maybe this is actually her BEST feature (pun not intended)!  :scare:

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« Reply #3111 on: March 03, 2015, 11:51:09 pm »
this is sooo funny

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« Reply #3112 on: March 05, 2015, 04:46:31 pm »

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« Reply #3113 on: March 05, 2015, 06:14:46 pm »
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I am amazed
those feet photos are not great but I was very impressed by her profile. I know you lot think I only like overweight ladies and she is slim, but she has a great gallery of maybe 80 photos. They are beautiful photos of the erotic life of a mature lady, solo pics, with a man pics and a couple with another lady. They show a high standard of photography and a high standard of punting work. If I ever go to King's Lynn I would visit her but not likely, She also has consistently good feedback - I know, - I know but it really does sound genuine. Nice breasts & nipples, nice down below, nice limbs, no fat tummy, a discreet tattoo. negative, she smokes but not in the photos.
cheers
HP
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« Reply #3114 on: March 05, 2015, 07:12:26 pm »
I know HP, I agree entirely, she was on my HL till I saw the gruffalo feet.

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« Reply #3115 on: March 05, 2015, 09:24:40 pm »
Take her a present then, socks!

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« Reply #3116 on: March 05, 2015, 11:41:56 pm »
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Was the camera man drunk? I bet she's a good fuck, but I've no intention of finding out.
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« Reply #3117 on: March 06, 2015, 12:13:53 am »
Quote from: raylondoner on March 05, 2015, 09:24:40 pm
Take her a present then, socks!
ok but only if you're paying - prossie and pressie!!

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« Reply #3118 on: March 06, 2015, 08:12:58 am »
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Take her a present then, socks!

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Too late for socks...... :timeout:

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« Reply #3119 on: March 06, 2015, 08:38:08 am »
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Too late for socks...... :timeout:

I get no luck

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« Reply #3120 on: March 06, 2015, 10:03:24 pm »
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Was the camera man drunk? I bet she's a good fuck, but I've no intention of finding out.
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Not as drunk as her customers must be

raylondoner

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« Reply #3121 on: March 06, 2015, 10:33:26 pm »
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Was the camera man drunk? I bet she's a good fuck, but I've no intention of finding out.
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Damn, another super hottie but does BB!  :hi:

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« Reply #3122 on: March 06, 2015, 10:37:56 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 03, 2015, 05:20:14 pm
Link please
she is hunting a cure for bunions?

Drugs

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« Reply #3123 on: March 06, 2015, 10:43:16 pm »
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Why would you bother adding such a vile photo to promote your services??  :dash: :scare:

The last time I saw feet like that was in a post mortem. They are fucking revolting. Someone should have a word with Linda Blair. Fucking yuk. Wtf was she thinking when she posted that shit up?
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« Reply #3124 on: March 06, 2015, 11:52:37 pm »

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« Reply #3125 on: March 07, 2015, 12:43:53 am »
^ She doesn't do bareback, so keeps the jacket on. She might do a voyeur service for the nosey parkas though.

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« Reply #3126 on: March 07, 2015, 02:01:41 am »
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'Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes, you're under.  I'm a 18 year old new babe girl and not a decrepit, much older scouse skank.'
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« Reply #3127 on: March 07, 2015, 12:36:36 pm »
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The feet of a corpse .

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« Reply #3128 on: March 07, 2015, 01:04:15 pm »
Quote from: Reiver on March 07, 2015, 12:36:36 pm
The feet of a corpse .

without tag to preserve identity!  :hi:

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« Reply #3129 on: March 09, 2015, 04:34:18 pm »

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« Reply #3130 on: March 09, 2015, 05:47:14 pm »
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WTF!!??
indeed wtf, without a link none of us can answer you.

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« Reply #3131 on: March 09, 2015, 08:22:39 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on March 09, 2015, 05:47:14 pm
indeed wtf, without a link none of us can answer you.

No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

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« Reply #3132 on: March 09, 2015, 08:26:04 pm »
Quote from: rudolph hucker on March 09, 2015, 08:22:39 pm
No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

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Has the lizard gone up her flue in the first pic, seems like there are two pair of hands rooting for it

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« Reply #3133 on: March 09, 2015, 08:26:50 pm »
Was going to book her but not into necrophilia.

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« Reply #3134 on: March 09, 2015, 08:57:18 pm »
Quote from: rudolph hucker on March 09, 2015, 08:22:39 pm
No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

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hmm, stumped for a while and then I realised the truth, loving lizards is herpetology, so is that where herpes comes from?

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« Reply #3135 on: March 09, 2015, 10:25:35 pm »
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No need to answer, just offer an opinion if you want, but here's the link anyway.

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Whose going to take one for the team? I bet she goes like the clappers if you make it out alive.

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« Reply #3136 on: March 09, 2015, 10:31:41 pm »
Quote from: Reiver on March 07, 2015, 12:36:36 pm
The feet of a corpse .

Fucking hell. Now I need someone who knows about this shit to tell me why they look like that - drugs? age? what???

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« Reply #3137 on: March 10, 2015, 06:29:34 am »
Quote from: Jimmybob on March 09, 2015, 10:31:41 pm
Fucking hell. Now I need someone who knows about this shit to tell me why they look like that - drugs? age? what???
badly fitting shoes?

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« Reply #3138 on: March 10, 2015, 09:56:59 pm »
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Think I'll save this pic just to make me laugh

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« Reply #3139 on: March 10, 2015, 10:01:16 pm »
There are no smilies or lols that can illustrate just how long or how loud I laughed when I saw that.

For fuck's sake.

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« Reply #3140 on: March 10, 2015, 10:05:20 pm »
Quote from: Siadwel on March 10, 2015, 10:01:16 pm
There are no smilies or lols that can illustrate just how long or how loud I laughed when I saw that.

For fuck's sake.

Fuckin hell, I'm still laughing about that pic, I'm seriously thinking of making it my avatar

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« Reply #3141 on: March 10, 2015, 10:13:32 pm »
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Think I'll save this pic just to make me laugh

You fucker, I've just spent the last 10 mins cleaning my laptop after spitting a gob full of coffee all over it  :lol:

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« Reply #3142 on: March 10, 2015, 11:42:29 pm »
Quote from: cueball on March 10, 2015, 10:05:20 pm
Fuckin hell, I'm still laughing about that pic, I'm seriously thinking of making it my avatar

Please don't, it will make me laugh every time I see your posts! :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

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« Reply #3143 on: March 10, 2015, 11:52:46 pm »
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Think I'll save this pic just to make me laugh
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I dislike pork

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« Reply #3144 on: March 10, 2015, 11:57:13 pm »
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I dislike pork

That is class, haven't laughed as much for a long time

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« Reply #3145 on: March 11, 2015, 02:39:51 am »
Quote from: CatBBW on March 10, 2015, 11:42:29 pm
Please don't, it will make me laugh every time I see your posts! :sarcastic: :sarcastic: :sarcastic:

Hey missus, I get why punters laugh at this shit but don't quite get why you get in there and laugh too. You ain't no oil painting yerself. Just makes you look a bit  bitchy snidely tbh.

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« Reply #3146 on: March 11, 2015, 02:01:28 pm »

Why am I so addicted to this thread?!?!?  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #3147 on: March 11, 2015, 05:02:16 pm »
Quote from: GFRadar12 on March 11, 2015, 02:01:28 pm
Why am I so addicted to this thread?!?!?  :sarcastic:
you are not the only one, it has been going for months. I have found some of my best punts via this thread.

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« Reply #3148 on: March 11, 2015, 05:44:23 pm »
Quote from: Jimmybob on March 11, 2015, 02:39:51 am
Hey missus, I get why punters laugh at this shit but don't quite get why you get in there and laugh too. You ain't no oil painting yerself. Just makes you look a bit  bitchy snidely tbh.

It's the pig mask. I am laughing at the pig mask. Not her face, not her body. Just the fact she's wearing a pig mask.

That's actually the point of the picture, as she appears to be into submissive humiliation.

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« Reply #3149 on: March 11, 2015, 06:26:40 pm »
Quote from: CatBBW on March 11, 2015, 05:44:23 pm
It's the pig mask. I am laughing at the pig mask. Not her face, not her body. Just the fact she's wearing a pig mask.

That's actually the point of the picture, as she appears to be into submissive humiliation.

It's just bloody funny cat, you don't need to explain what makes you laugh, I'm still bloody laughing today, in fact every post, I'm going to have to change it, ha ha not yet
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