Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 1327180 times)

Offline thefilthyfucker

Plenty here.
In one ass pic there's some poor buggers rememberance pic.

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she looks like Mark E. Smith from the Fall!
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Offline Philmeboots

Kills me this thread..you know you shouldn't look but cannot resist...should put you off punting but keep coming back for more, 1.2 million views so must be awful lot with same weird fascination.

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Plenty here.
In one ass pic there's some poor buggers rememberance pic.

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For one moment there I thought her working name was "Erobella" and I could not think of a less relevant name. Ah! OK, I see, "rubyrough81". Well I can attest the age 81 is about right and most definitely rough...

If she's claiming she was born in '81 I am thinking either 1881 or she should sue the newsagent that gave her such a tough paper round.

Offline Prifessionallondinguy

Rough, dry and very very loose I’d say.

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I understand an SP blurring or masking photos but I found this attempt to do so off putting.
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Offline Bonker

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She’s been here before come on confess who has  :vomit:

I would need more than 10 pints of lager before I could go for this Indian.
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She’s been here before come on confess who has  :vomit:

I mean I’ve done worse….. but that was in my younger days when any hole was a goal…

Offline WelshClipper

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At first glance she looks like a really good British MILF.

So why put a photo up with such dreadful stomach lines over a withered tattoo and a belly button like a gash.

If I see her, she’d have to keep her clothes on   :scare:

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At first glance she looks like a really good British MILF.

So why put a photo up with such dreadful stomach lines over a withered tattoo and a belly button like a gash.

If I see her, she’d have to keep her clothes on   :scare:

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She has clearly lost a fair amount of weight and is very rightly proud of it, take heart in the fact she is not hiding her body 'flaws' and you know exactly what you are getting   :hi:

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She has clearly lost a fair amount of weight and is very rightly proud of it, take heart in the fact she is not hiding her body 'flaws' and you know exactly what you are getting   :hi:

You have a good point  :thumbsup:

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She has clearly lost a fair amount of weight and is very rightly proud of it, take heart in the fact she is not hiding her body 'flaws' and you know exactly what you are getting   :hi:

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Offline Prifessionallondinguy

I like Asian chopsticks 🦵 as much as anyone, heck it’s the reason I punt. But jeez


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I hate this thread and wish I'd never contributed to it, so I never had to be reminded of the horrors it contains; but since I got a 'new post' alert, you have to see this too (though I see that she's featured before). Gentlemen, I give you SBBW HOMEWRECKER-X   External Link/Members Only

Anyone familiar with the very fine artist Jenny Saville will see where the inspiration for this triptych of disgenics came from

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God God - if this isn't a solid case for a severe programme of public eugenics, I don't know what is. I'm minimizing the size of this thumbnail to avoid inflicting unnecessary casualties on idle scrollers-

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'Hans! - bring up the flammenwefer!'


Me, after seeing the contents of this thread, yet again:

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I hate this thread and wish I'd never contributed to it, so I never had to be reminded of the horrors it contains; but since I got a 'new post' alert, you have to see this too (though I see that she's featured before). Gentlemen, I give you SBBW HOMEWRECKER-X   External Link/Members Only

Anyone familiar with the very fine artist Jenny Saville will see where the inspiration for this triptych of disgenics came from

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God God - if this isn't a solid case for a severe programme of public eugenics, I don't know what is. I'm minimizing the size of this thumbnail to avoid inflicting unnecessary casualties on idle scrollers-

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'Hans! - bring up the flammenwefer!'


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It's nearly 2am so I'll be the one to get in there first by saying the obvious remark that the most likely way she'd wreck any home would be to place weight on it.  Harsh but I've had a few.

FWIW I'm familiar with that artwork but assumed, wrongly it turns out, it was Lucian Freud and in the same vein as 'Benefits Superviser Sleeping'.

TBF I probably would.

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I hate this thread and wish I'd never contributed to it, so I never had to be reminded of the horrors it contains; but since I got a 'new post' alert, you have to see this too (though I see that she's featured before). Gentlemen, I give you SBBW HOMEWRECKER-X   External Link/Members Only

Anyone familiar with the very fine artist Jenny Saville will see where the inspiration for this triptych of disgenics came from

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God God - if this isn't a solid case for a severe programme of public eugenics, I don't know what is. I'm minimizing the size of this thumbnail to avoid inflicting unnecessary casualties on idle scrollers-

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'Hans! - bring up the flammenwefer!'


Me, after seeing the contents of this thread, yet again:

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Profile worded in the third person …

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Profile worded in the third person …

Yes, possibly reflecting a controlling 'feeder', though it feels more like a response to an AI prompt
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Offline thefilthyfucker

Profile worded in the third person …

And no mention of her being trans either.

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I hate this thread and wish I'd never contributed to it, so I never had to be reminded of the horrors it contains; but since I got a 'new post' alert, you have to see this too (though I see that she's featured before). Gentlemen, I give you SBBW HOMEWRECKER-X   External Link/Members Only

Anyone familiar with the very fine artist Jenny Saville will see where the inspiration for this triptych of disgenics came from

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God God - if this isn't a solid case for a severe programme of public eugenics, I don't know what is. I'm minimizing the size of this thumbnail to avoid inflicting unnecessary casualties on idle scrollers-

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'Hans! - bring up the flammenwefer!'


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Homewrecker???
FFS don't let her upstairs - she'd wreck the joists and fall through the floor

Offline DouglasReynholm

I would need more than 10 pints of lager before I could go for this Indian.
That's a bloke, he'd be the one brining you your Cobra - unless it is a woman.. is this is a picture of his naan?

& Sorry but the buxom Homewrecker was posted in this thread on 7th Feb last year:

https://www.ukpunting.com/index.php?topic=10615.msg4219755#msg4219755

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She has clearly lost a fair amount of weight and is very rightly proud of it, take heart in the fact she is not hiding her body 'flaws' and you know exactly what you are getting   :hi:
+1.  :hi:

Offline mancsguy1975

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At first glance she looks like a really good British MILF.

So why put a photo up with such dreadful stomach lines over a withered tattoo and a belly button like a gash.

If I see her, she’d have to keep her clothes on   :scare:

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That stomach looks like a satellite view of the Himalayas




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I'm trying to figure out what tricks a 3 handed girl could perform

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make it make sense.
Big hands? £5 off? What's the message here? Interview says:

What is the most embarrassing thing that has ever happened to you in public?    Argument in library
What is your favourite sexual fantasy?    In a library
What sexual activity do you enjoy the most?    Being usefulness

Is librarian a sexuality now?

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Offline MJ.spritzen

Im not sure if this is poor photoshopping or if she just has a small head on a big body?  :unknown:

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Offline yesbby

This girl accidentally submitted the before-A.I. photo with the desired one to the massage agency.


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