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Offline Bonker

« Reply #8350 on: December 01, 2020, 10:06:45 pm »
Quote from: myothernameis on December 01, 2020, 01:01:21 am
Claims to be 41 year old

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I'm pleased Michael Fabricant has found another job.

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #8351 on: December 02, 2020, 12:07:02 pm »
Quote from: Bonker on December 01, 2020, 10:06:45 pm
I'm pleased Michael Fabricant has found another job.
How many people at UKP you think are gonna get that reference?! :lol:  Also, it is Scotland, could be 41. If Wee Jimmy Krankie gets her way we won't be able to book her.

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #8352 on: December 02, 2020, 04:04:20 pm »
Quote from: DouglasReynholm on December 02, 2020, 12:07:02 pm
How many people at UKP you think are gonna get that reference?! :lol:  Also, it is Scotland, could be 41. If Wee Jimmy Krankie gets her way we won't be able to book her.

Well, at least two of us, Douglas!

No disrespect to our Caledonian friends, but they're welcome!

Offline jlike

« Reply #8353 on: December 02, 2020, 05:26:38 pm »
She claims English. Do you know otherwise

Ok, profile says she is in Scotland so I just assumed she was Scottish but, as they say, assume makes a ass of u and me.

Offline jlike

« Reply #8354 on: December 02, 2020, 05:27:38 pm »
She’s his regular  :vomit: :vomit:

No f##king way, anyway I am the other end of the country.

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« Reply #8355 on: December 02, 2020, 06:00:45 pm »
 
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She’s his regular  :vomit: :vomit:

No f##king way, anyway I am the other end of the country.
Think you would need to be other end of country from that !!!
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8356 on: December 02, 2020, 06:45:01 pm »
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looks like a school headmistress about to tell you off.

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« Reply #8357 on: December 02, 2020, 10:51:07 pm »

Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #8358 on: December 03, 2020, 08:40:10 pm »
Well, her name is ta-rah.

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Well, at least two of us, Douglas!
External Link/Members Only Do you know, he's not related to Boris or his family at all? Who'd vote for anyone called that? Doesn't fabricant sound like a fancy word for a liar, one who fabricates? Sorry, back to the munters.

Offline sub_marine

« Reply #8359 on: December 04, 2020, 09:49:03 pm »
Quote from: DouglasReynholm on December 03, 2020, 08:40:10 pm
Well, her name is ta-rah.
External Link/Members Only Do you know, he's not related to Boris or his family at all? Who'd vote for anyone called that? Doesn't fabricant sound like a fancy word for a liar, one who fabricates? Sorry, back to the munters.

More to the point who'd vote for somebody with that on top of their head?

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #8360 on: December 04, 2020, 09:59:55 pm »
Sorry, H p; but why did I not anticipate that post of yours?!

Offline Shel1234

« Reply #8361 on: December 08, 2020, 07:48:06 pm »
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Offline Bonker

« Reply #8362 on: December 08, 2020, 11:03:54 pm »
You go to see the girl and her dad shows up  :scare:

Offline Fletch747

« Reply #8363 on: December 08, 2020, 11:15:57 pm »
Quote from: Bonker on December 08, 2020, 11:03:54 pm
You go to see the girl and her dad shows up  :scare:
  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8364 on: December 10, 2020, 07:11:43 pm »

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« Reply #8365 on: December 10, 2020, 08:24:36 pm »

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« Reply #8366 on: December 11, 2020, 10:57:46 am »
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Worst escort picture, in the sense that she accidentally posted one of her and two friends in fancy dress.

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« Reply #8367 on: December 11, 2020, 09:02:04 pm »
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Filthy anal slut?
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Yep..

But blimey, I think to myself, at every page of this thread, "Blimey, it can't get worse than this.." You proved, it can.

Offline DDDave

« Reply #8368 on: December 12, 2020, 12:05:15 am »
Quote from: DouglasReynholm on December 11, 2020, 10:57:46 am
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Worst escort picture, in the sense that she accidentally posted one of her and two friends in fancy dress.

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They don't look like vagina worriers.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8369 on: December 12, 2020, 07:01:37 pm »
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Filthy anal slut?
I agree

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profile gone from AW. I often wonder if exposure on here is noticed 'outside' and contributes to the deletion of a profile?

Offline badachu

« Reply #8370 on: December 16, 2020, 12:21:35 pm »

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Offline rudolph hucker

« Reply #8372 on: December 16, 2020, 12:58:28 pm »
Quote from: Punterperson1971 on December 16, 2020, 12:22:13 pm
Wtf!!!  :scare:Thought it was a tattoo

FFS, I’m having my lunch

Offline myothernameis

« Reply #8373 on: December 16, 2020, 01:45:14 pm »
Quote from: badachu on December 16, 2020, 12:21:35 pm
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This is what nightmares are made of, and she says she is a very big girl, and into most things, just ask; I hate to think what she gets asked to do  :vomit: :vomit:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8374 on: December 16, 2020, 03:15:44 pm »
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« Reply #8375 on: December 16, 2020, 03:22:12 pm »
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Offline DouglasReynholm

« Reply #8376 on: December 16, 2020, 03:34:32 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on December 16, 2020, 03:26:10 pm
mistake sorry
Too late, you've posted the link now.  :vomit: Definite challenge winner., she does call herself Fatpig though. Someone should unsubscribe me from this thread.  :scare:

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« Reply #8377 on: December 16, 2020, 06:46:21 pm »
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”Hi I’m 53 a very big girl”

53 stone...??

Grim, just plain grim.

Offline WASA38

« Reply #8378 on: December 16, 2020, 07:10:28 pm »
Quote from: Waterhouse on December 16, 2020, 06:46:21 pm
”Hi I’m 53 a very big girl”

53 stone...??

Grim, just plain grim.

She's from Tamworth.

'The Tamworth is a docile pig but it is more active than many rare breed pigs and requires strong fencing. The Tamworth is a good breed for rooting and does well in a woodland based system. A long legged, lean pig. Sows weigh around 260kg and boars, 320kg. Their coat is a distinctive ginger coat.'

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Not really lean though.

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« Reply #8379 on: December 16, 2020, 07:45:45 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8380 on: December 16, 2020, 08:42:07 pm »

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« Reply #8381 on: December 16, 2020, 08:51:54 pm »
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I think it must be psoriasis on her skin, for which she deserves some sympathy.
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« Reply #8382 on: December 16, 2020, 08:58:28 pm »
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Her other photos include what looks like caning welts across her arse. This could be further bruising from some punter. She desribes her self "as fat pig for use". Some one has taken this too far if thats the case. :hi:

Offline Barry chuckle

« Reply #8383 on: December 16, 2020, 09:31:22 pm »
Or she’s had a bad day out paint balling, big girl like that is a sitting duck  :D

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« Reply #8384 on: December 16, 2020, 10:29:44 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on December 16, 2020, 08:58:28 pm
Her other photos include what looks like caning welts across her arse. This could be further bruising from some punter. She desribes her self "as fat pig for use". Some one has taken this too far if thats the case. :hi:
My thinking also.

Initially I thought birthmark, then I thought more likely bruising from some BDSM activities, consensual or possibly otherwise.

Offline JontyR

« Reply #8385 on: December 17, 2020, 12:58:09 am »
I guessed she was Gorbachev’s sister.

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« Reply #8386 on: December 18, 2020, 01:15:24 pm »
Quote from: Waterhouse on December 16, 2020, 10:29:44 pm
My thinking also.

Initially I thought birthmark, then I thought more likely bruising from some BDSM activities, consensual or possibly otherwise.

No not brusing that is a dermatological condition, buggered if i can remember the name now!

Poor sod being so afflicted:(

Offline WASA38

« Reply #8387 on: December 18, 2020, 03:26:30 pm »
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No not brusing that is a dermatological condition, buggered if i can remember the name now!

Poor sod being so afflicted:(

nevus flammeus.  Port wine stain

Offline Bonker

« Reply #8388 on: December 18, 2020, 04:22:33 pm »
Tittus Gorbachovus revoltii

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #8389 on: December 19, 2020, 08:53:37 pm »

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« Reply #8390 on: December 19, 2020, 09:23:26 pm »
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not as bad as the fat pig but still worthy of a laugh



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in her defence I’m struggling to see what is worthy of a laugh? just a normal vagina (we can’t all have designer looking ones) and a normal looking lady
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« Reply #8391 on: December 19, 2020, 09:38:58 pm »
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in her defence I’m struggling to see what is worthy of a laugh? just a normal vagina (we can’t all have designer looking ones) and a normal looking lady

it is the sheer normality, pimples round her vagina and unglamorous vague gaze, maybe a smile rather than a laugh.

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« Reply #8392 on: December 19, 2020, 10:03:03 pm »
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it is the sheer normality, pimples round her vagina and unglamorous vague gaze, maybe a smile rather than a laugh.

I think you are being very unpleasant suggesting she “qualifies” for the worse escort picture challenge for just being normal. Can you post a picture of your dick for us to laugh at?
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Offline Bonker

« Reply #8393 on: December 20, 2020, 12:07:13 am »
Well... He's not advertising it nor is he trying to sell it for £120.

Offline oddson1970

« Reply #8394 on: December 20, 2020, 08:19:50 am »
Quote from: Lou2019 on December 19, 2020, 10:03:03 pm
I think you are being very unpleasant suggesting she “qualifies” for the worse escort picture challenge for just being normal. Can you post a picture of your dick for us to laugh at?
what his dick looks like or what any part of him looks like is completely irrelevant.l agree with you regarding the SP's pic but his looks have nothing to do with it.Read the title of the thread again.

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« Reply #8395 on: December 20, 2020, 08:54:54 am »
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what his dick looks like or what any part of him looks like is completely irrelevant.l agree with you regarding the SP's pic but his looks have nothing to do with it.Read the title of the thread again.

no just sherlock it’s. called sarcasm!
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Offline oddson1970

« Reply #8396 on: December 20, 2020, 09:09:36 am »
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no just sherlock it’s. called sarcasm!
sarcasm is often lost or difficult to detect in the written word.l find it is best portrayed orally or not at all

Offline anglianfloyd

« Reply #8397 on: December 20, 2020, 03:33:10 pm »
I don’t visit ladies that offer unprotected sex , if she didn’t advertise it then I would certainly consider a visit when in her area , as others have said she is a normal lady in her 40’s and IMHO more attractive than a younger lady covered in makeup with surgical implants

Offline The Owl

« Reply #8398 on: December 26, 2020, 05:22:24 pm »
What the fuck went through her mind or her pimps mind when one of them thought this abomination would make an appealing profile picture. The filter just looks weird and I'm not sure if that's spunk, toothpaste or drool in her mouth and down her her front. Complete turn off.
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« Reply #8399 on: December 26, 2020, 05:55:00 pm »
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What the fuck went through her mind or her pimps mind when one of them thought this abomination would make an appealing profile picture. The filter just looks weird and I'm not sure if that's spunk, toothpaste or drool in her mouth and down her her front. Complete turn off.
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Still cute tho
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