Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867398 times)

suffolkmark · « **Reply #1400 on:** October 22, 2013, 02:44:53 pm »

In the second one I was looking for the cock up the dress!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1401 on:** October 27, 2013, 01:53:48 pm »

A fishy tale? I have often thought that this thread will provide a hotlist for me but I have no intention of visiting Grimsby.

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KentAde · « **Reply #1402 on:** October 27, 2013, 03:08:15 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 27, 2013, 01:53:48 pm

A fishy tale? I have often thought that this thread will provide a hotlist for me but I have no intention of visiting Grimsby.

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Check the picture on her Blog! Must be like shagging a stick insect!

Wiltsboy01 · « **Reply #1403 on:** October 27, 2013, 03:14:34 pm »

She has got to have something pretty nasty or be on drugs

Who is going to bareback that?

Pretty 20-something EEs get a bad sti press but IMO its Brit druggies/skanks you got to watch.

jsparky · « **Reply #1404 on:** October 27, 2013, 11:02:36 pm »

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She claimed not in the porn industry because she does not escort/model, but selling porn movie and PG are not part of porn industry?

Pauluk1 · « **Reply #1405 on:** October 27, 2013, 11:19:22 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 27, 2013, 01:53:48 pm

A fishy tale? I have often thought that this thread will provide a hotlist for me but I have no intention of visiting Grimsby.

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This looks like the same slag that rips people off in the West Mids.
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Convince Me · « **Reply #1406 on:** October 27, 2013, 11:32:36 pm »

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She claimed not in the porn industry because she does not escort/model, but selling porn movie and PG are not part of porn industry?

For fans of potholing I feel!

cleethorpe steamer · « **Reply #1407 on:** October 27, 2013, 11:55:27 pm »

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Q. Items for sale A. Basically whatever you want I will sell you
Piss, Shit, shit sarnies, Pissed on muffins, Used tampons, blood stained panties, shit stained panties, sweaty socks, tights, stockings, trainers, snot, spit, panties, in any condition you require, Just let me know what you want and maybe if you book a cam show you can watch me piss my knickers then peel them off n bag em up there n then for you. Just be specific in what you want and I will deliver xxx

oh holy fuck I've been near pissing myself with laughter at this thread.
can honestly say 'pissed on muffin' is a phrase I could never have imagined. it's so specific she must've done it

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1408 on:** October 28, 2013, 08:53:59 am »

Quote from: jsparky on October 27, 2013, 11:02:36 pm

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She claimed not in the porn industry because she does not escort/model, but selling porn movie and PG are not part of porn industry?

can you make this into a link for her profile? thanks

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1409 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:03:00 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 28, 2013, 08:53:59 am

can you make this into a link for her profile? thanks

Here you go

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CatBBW · « **Reply #1410 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:16:22 am »

Quote from: Lz-129 on October 28, 2013, 09:03:00 am

Here you go

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Sadly for HP, she doesn't escort.

Makes me laugh that her face is blanked out in her pics, but on full show in the movie screenshots *doh!*

Wiltsboy01 · « **Reply #1411 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:33:50 am »

Quote from: Pauluk1 on October 27, 2013, 11:19:22 pm

This looks like the same slag that rips people off in the West Mids.
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Nice. Quote: Can i buy your wee or poo from you and how will i get it ? A. Yes you can, i do have a driver you could meet

Yeah he will pull over, curl one out and bag it up for you. If you want to buy a WGs shit though you probably deserve that

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1412 on:** October 28, 2013, 04:31:47 pm »

Quote from: Lz-129 on October 28, 2013, 09:03:00 am

Here you go

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rather nice but this is The worst escort picture challenge and she may have a picture but she does not escort, you got me all excited for nothing.

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1413 on:** October 28, 2013, 09:39:56 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 28, 2013, 04:31:47 pm

rather nice but this is The worst escort picture challenge and she may have a picture but she does not escort, you got me all excited for nothing.

Wasn't me

jsparky · « **Reply #1414 on:** October 28, 2013, 10:02:13 pm »

Sorry HP,

I did say she doesn't escort or model but selling movie and gallery.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1415 on:** October 28, 2013, 10:33:12 pm »

OK gents, not a serious issue, not meaning to grumble, rather just my lame jocular style. So sorry.

rnrn636 · « **Reply #1416 on:** October 30, 2013, 12:49:58 pm »

Looking for a bargain basement fuck this afternoon and not much to choose from

Certainly will not be choosing this..

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Bangers and Gash · « **Reply #1417 on:** October 30, 2013, 01:01:24 pm »

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Fuck!! You'd be pulling pubic hairs from between your teeth for the next fortnight

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1418 on:** October 30, 2013, 06:55:20 pm »

Quote from: rnrn636 on October 30, 2013, 12:49:58 pm

Looking for a bargain basement fuck this afternoon and not much to choose from

Certainly will not be choosing this..

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full bodied lady with full bodied tummy from Burton on Trent, must be the beer but too far away for me. On her pther [hoto she has a good smile.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1419 on:** October 30, 2013, 07:38:21 pm »

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Tasha?
Vicky?
Helen?
39 going on 49
I think the photo with the umbrella fits this thread but you need to be canny to see her as she only sees on guy each week and is very busy!

KentAde · « **Reply #1420 on:** October 30, 2013, 08:46:09 pm »

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full bodied lady with full bodied tummy from Burton on Trent, must be the beer but too far away for me. On her pther [hoto she has a good smile.

Fuck me, that has got to be one of the worst on here!.......does bareback so imagine shagging that!

and check out her Gallery pic - seems to be taken in a fast-food restaurant. No wonder she is fat....

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1421 on:** October 31, 2013, 11:02:27 pm »

The wind must have changed direction:
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1422 on:** October 31, 2013, 11:06:51 pm »

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The wind must have changed direction:
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3943239
this does not produce a profile?
Link please
thanks

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1423 on:** October 31, 2013, 11:27:20 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on October 31, 2013, 11:06:51 pm

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this does not produce a profile?
Link please
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rudolph hucker · « **Reply #1424 on:** November 05, 2013, 03:46:01 pm »

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Enlarge the photo of her with legs spread open, pouting at the camera, there seems to be a sort of 'melting' going on from waist down......

CatBBW · « **Reply #1425 on:** November 05, 2013, 04:39:06 pm »

Quote from: rudolph hucker on November 05, 2013, 03:46:01 pm

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Enlarge the photo of her with legs spread open, pouting at the camera, there seems to be a sort of 'melting' going on from waist down......

Stretchmarks.

Flemstone · « **Reply #1426 on:** November 05, 2013, 04:44:58 pm »

Jesus Christ, she must have been carrying 5 kids before they oozed out of her.

James999 · « **Reply #1427 on:** November 05, 2013, 04:49:20 pm »

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Enlarge the photo of her with legs spread open, pouting at the camera, there seems to be a sort of 'melting' going on from waist down......

You have to laugh at her version of a STUD !

Looks like some old bloke who should be selling poppies

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potato · « **Reply #1428 on:** November 05, 2013, 05:06:31 pm »

Looks like she was a surrogate for a pair of elephants, ugh!

King Nuts · « **Reply #1429 on:** November 05, 2013, 05:16:51 pm »

Quote from: James999 on November 05, 2013, 04:49:20 pm

You have to laugh at her version of a STUD !

Looks like some old bloke who should be selling poppies

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Dude looks suspiciously like Les Dennis

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King Nuts · « **Reply #1430 on:** November 05, 2013, 05:23:32 pm »

Quote from: James999 on November 05, 2013, 04:49:20 pm

Looks like some old bloke who should be selling poppies

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Actually, if anyone's any good with Photoshop, it shouldn't be too much of a stretch to turn that into George Galloway and Diane Abbott.

Flemstone · « **Reply #1431 on:** November 05, 2013, 05:41:53 pm »

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akauya · « **Reply #1432 on:** November 05, 2013, 06:01:17 pm »

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If we keep posting the words George Galloway and Diane Abbott every time people google them they will get a link to this thread

Tjkooker · « **Reply #1433 on:** November 05, 2013, 07:53:24 pm »

Have I missed the GEORGE GALLOWAY and DIANE ABBOTT thing?

Flemstone · « **Reply #1434 on:** November 05, 2013, 08:46:49 pm »

King Nuts made a suggestion. Photoshop the picture to have George Galloway and Diane Abbott in it.

latecomer · « **Reply #1435 on:** November 05, 2013, 09:20:42 pm »

Do you know what a "cork slave" is?? No, nor me, but this picture is absolutely gross.

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1436 on:** November 05, 2013, 10:40:11 pm »

Quote from: latecomer on November 05, 2013, 09:20:42 pm

Do you know what a "cork slave" is?? No, nor me, but this picture is absolutely gross.

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1437 on:** November 05, 2013, 11:36:56 pm »

Quote from: James999 on November 05, 2013, 04:49:20 pm

You have to laugh at her version of a STUD !

Looks like some old bloke who should be selling poppies

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The man looks superimposed. Having said that she is fairly pretty facially.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1438 on:** November 05, 2013, 11:39:01 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on November 05, 2013, 10:40:11 pm

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Fake - image matches
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zoe · « **Reply #1439 on:** November 06, 2013, 07:33:31 am »

Quote from: rudolph hucker on November 05, 2013, 03:46:01 pm

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Enlarge the photo of her with legs spread open, pouting at the camera, there seems to be a sort of 'melting' going on from waist down......

& shes 22!

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