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Offline Plan R

« Reply #7900 on: February 05, 2020, 02:48:21 pm »
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Too much time at the glory hole - now they're stuck like it  :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

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« Reply #7901 on: February 05, 2020, 04:05:18 pm »
Quote from: Plan R on February 05, 2020, 02:48:21 pm
Too much time at the glory hole - now they're stuck like it  :wackogirl: :wackogirl:

Is that Bristol Soph? Jeez, what a stunner she now is  :vomit:

Offline Plan R

« Reply #7902 on: February 06, 2020, 08:39:33 pm »
Quote from: rudolph hucker on February 05, 2020, 04:05:18 pm
Is that Bristol Soph? Jeez, what a stunner she now is  :vomit:

Not sure...pics are from an earlier posting further up the thread, it contains a link  :hi:

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Her duo partner looks terrifying

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Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7903 on: February 06, 2020, 10:31:47 pm »
Quote from: MissWolf on February 05, 2020, 08:28:25 am
If you press the little orange new at the end of the link in the main list, instead of the actual link it takes you straight to the newest comment and misses out the top of the page  :D :hi:

None of Calliope, Erato or Polyhymnia - the Greek muses of poetry, as I'm sure you knew, Miss W! ;) - are sitting on my shoulders tonight so this is, I'm afraid a rather simple prosaic thanks for teaching me something I never knew!  :hi:

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« Reply #7904 on: February 07, 2020, 08:57:28 am »
You're welcome  :hi:

Offline B4bcock

« Reply #7905 on: February 07, 2020, 09:43:25 pm »
HA, may I suggest;

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« Reply #7906 on: February 07, 2020, 10:35:40 pm »
Quote from: MissWolf on February 07, 2020, 08:57:28 am
You're welcome  :hi:

Very usefull Ms Wolf!..

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« Reply #7907 on: February 07, 2020, 10:38:33 pm »
Quote from: Home Alone on February 06, 2020, 10:31:47 pm
None of Calliope, Erato or Polyhymnia - the Greek muses of poetry, as I'm sure you knew, Miss W! ;) - are sitting on my shoulders tonight so this is, I'm afraid a rather simple prosaic thanks for teaching me something I never knew!  :hi:

Calliope, Erato or Polyhymnia! Loverly names why don't some SP's use them?..

LIk thi sone:)  Euterpe, the Muse of music.

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7908 on: February 07, 2020, 11:38:56 pm »
Quote from: B4bcock on February 07, 2020, 09:43:25 pm
HA, may I suggest;

Scrolling these pages upset Home Alone
It took for ages and caused him to groan
But Wolf's clever fix
Taught that old dog new tricks
And now he gets straight to the bone.

Yes, B4bcock; you may! ;)

Thanks. :D :D :D

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7909 on: February 07, 2020, 11:45:33 pm »
Quote from: Watts.E.Dunn on February 07, 2020, 10:38:33 pm
Calliope, Erato or Polyhymnia! Loverly names why don't some SP's use them?..

LIk thi sone:)  Euterpe, the Muse of music.

Yes; you'd have thought some of the 'Courtesans' who brag about being educated to degree standard - as if that qualifies them for their 'Day job' - would have the nous to do what I did before posting, and google 'Greek poetic muse'.

It was only then I discovered there were three of 'em! I'd heard of Erato, but not the other two.

Offline hockogrockle

« Reply #7910 on: February 08, 2020, 09:12:31 am »
Quote from: Home Alone on February 07, 2020, 11:45:33 pm
Yes; you'd have thought some of the 'Courtesans' who brag about being educated to degree standard - as if that qualifies them for their 'Day job' - would have the nous to do what I did before posting, and google 'Greek poetic muse'.

It was only then I discovered there were three of 'em! I'd heard of Erato, but not the other two.
Not too sure about "Terpsichore" (dance). Sounds like something you would find in the "speciality vegetables" section at Waitrose.
More relevant: there isn't an orange button attached to this thread on the index page. Most others have got one. I don't understand it either.

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« Reply #7911 on: February 08, 2020, 09:38:20 am »
HockG **Yes there is i just clicked it and came right here!

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« Reply #7912 on: February 08, 2020, 10:16:40 am »
Quote from: hockogrockle on February 08, 2020, 09:12:31 am
Not too sure about "Terpsichore" (dance). Sounds like something you would find in the "speciality vegetables" section at Waitrose.
More relevant: there isn't an orange button attached to this thread on the index page. Most others have got one. I don't understand it either.

If the orange tab saying NEW is missing it means there are no NEW comments on the thread since you last looked at it  :hi:

Offline hockogrockle

« Reply #7913 on: February 08, 2020, 11:56:40 am »
Quote from: MissWolf on February 08, 2020, 10:16:40 am
If the orange tab saying NEW is missing it means there are no NEW comments on the thread since you last looked at it  :hi:
Thanks. Why didn't i think of that??

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« Reply #7914 on: February 16, 2020, 05:20:14 pm »

Offline Stiltskin

« Reply #7915 on: March 06, 2020, 02:00:23 am »
Nice collection of dildos love, but you might want to give them the occasional wipe over to clean that mould off!

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« Reply #7916 on: March 06, 2020, 08:00:28 am »
Quote from: Stiltskin on March 06, 2020, 02:00:23 am
Nice collection of dildos love, but you might want to give them the occasional wipe over to clean that mould off!

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Agreed, but the bedroom don't look too salubrious either :thumbsdown:

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7917 on: March 20, 2020, 11:45:24 am »
This one really should have showered first. Seems there is a little Clingon there?

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Offline Dirtyukguy

« Reply #7918 on: March 20, 2020, 01:44:10 pm »
I think it’s a scar
My ex had a similar one after an op

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« Reply #7919 on: March 20, 2020, 03:24:41 pm »
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I think it’s a scar
My ex had a similar one after an op

Is that your ex?  :D

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« Reply #7920 on: March 20, 2020, 07:57:31 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on March 20, 2020, 11:45:24 am
This one really should have showered first. Seems there is a little Clingon there?

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I think its an unfortunate bum crack on an unfortunate looking arse, which i wouldnt go any where near in the first place :hi:

Offline David1970

« Reply #7921 on: March 21, 2020, 08:56:35 am »
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Describes her self as sexy with a tight body

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Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7922 on: March 21, 2020, 09:11:49 am »
Quote from: David1970 on March 21, 2020, 08:56:35 am
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A Romanian! What a surprise!!

Couldn't she be prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act? :unknown:
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« Reply #7923 on: March 21, 2020, 09:30:14 am »
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A Romanian! What a surprise!!

Couldn't she be prosecuted under the Trades Descriptions Act? :unknown:
What the fact she says "shes a cheeky, naughty young teen" or "tight body, perky boobs and peachy bum that she can jiggle for you".
OR FUCKING BOTH.....   :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline David1970

« Reply #7924 on: March 21, 2020, 09:41:30 am »
Can you imagine its typical Rom B&S and the one you meet is worse looking than her  :scare: :scare: :scare:

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« Reply #7925 on: March 21, 2020, 10:38:00 am »
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"A" Levels (at discretion)
15 Mins "quickie"
Anal Play
Bareback
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
Being Filmed
Bukkake
CIM (at discretion)
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Depilation
Dinner Dates
Disabled Clients
Dogging
Domination (giving)
Domination (receiving)
Exhibitionism
Face Sitting
Female Ejaculation
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FFM 3Somes
Fingering/Finger Play
Fisting (giving)
Food Sex/Sploshing
Foot Worship
French Kissing (discretion)
Gang Bangs
Hand Relief
Humiliation (giving)
Lapdancing
Massage
Modeling
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Pole Dancing
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Sauna / Bath Houses
Smoking (Fetish)
Snowballing
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Offline David1970

« Reply #7926 on: March 21, 2020, 12:04:11 pm »
She does do bareback sex, but she does not do unprotected sex  :crazy: :crazy: :crazy:

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15 Mins "quickie"
Anal Play
Bareback
BDSM
BDSM (giving)
Being Filmed
Bukkake
CIM (at discretion)
Cross Dressing
Deep Throat
Depilation
Dinner Dates
Disabled Clients
Dogging
Domination (giving)
Domination (receiving)
Exhibitionism
Face Sitting
Female Ejaculation
Fetish
FFM 3Somes
Fingering/Finger Play
Fisting (giving)
Food Sex/Sploshing
Foot Worship
French Kissing (discretion)
Gang Bangs
Hand Relief
Humiliation (giving)
Lapdancing
Massage
Modeling
Naturism/Nudism
Oral
Oral without (at discretion)
Oral without Protection
Parties
Penetration (Protected)
Pole Dancing
Prostate Massage
Pussy Pumping
Receiving Oral
Rimming (receiving)
Role Play & Fantasy
Sauna / Bath Houses
Smoking (Fetish)
Snowballing
Spanking
Spanking (giving)
Strap On
Striptease
Tantric
Tie & Tease
Toys
Uniforms
Voyeurism
Watersports (Giving)

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« Reply #7927 on: March 21, 2020, 01:17:38 pm »
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Dogging


No out call rates set on that profile

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« Reply #7928 on: March 21, 2020, 02:36:14 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on March 21, 2020, 09:30:14 am
What the fact she says "shes a cheeky, naughty young teen" or "tight body, perky boobs and peachy bum that she can jiggle for you".
OR FUCKING BOTH.....   :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

You know when her bra comes off her “ perky boobs” are going to hit her knees.

Offline Xtro

« Reply #7929 on: March 21, 2020, 05:35:16 pm »
Quote from: David1970 on March 21, 2020, 08:56:35 am
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She also says "....but looks can be deceiving, you definitely won't be disappointed".

Maybe she's wearing a fat suit!    :cool:

Offline winkywanky

« Reply #7930 on: March 21, 2020, 06:25:29 pm »
 :lol:

Online WASA38

« Reply #7931 on: March 22, 2020, 12:14:22 am »
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Bugger, she's in Glasgow, has zero ratings, is a Rom yet is asking £160 ph. What's more, if I dare add, during a rampant Cov 19 epidemic. Bet her phone is busy.

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« Reply #7932 on: March 22, 2020, 04:16:09 am »
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Bugger, she's in Glasgow, has zero ratings, is a Rom yet is asking £160 ph. What's more, if I dare add, during a rampant Cov 19 epidemic. Bet her phone is busy.
EErrrr WASA38, this is the same burd above your posting mate :hi: You cant of been concentrating when you posted this  :unknown: But we agree with you.

Offline mr.bluesky

« Reply #7933 on: March 22, 2020, 05:45:43 am »
Quote from: David1970 on March 21, 2020, 08:56:35 am
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I think she meant tight fit. Getting that body into that  T shirt.

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Offline Xtro

« Reply #7936 on: March 22, 2020, 10:38:05 am »
Quote from: mr.bluesky on March 22, 2020, 05:45:43 am
I think she meant tight fit. Getting that body into that  T shirt.

 :lol:   :lol:

And don't forget guys, treat her well.   ;)   :sarcastic:

Offline Home Alone

« Reply #7937 on: March 22, 2020, 11:15:16 am »
Quote from: fbarge on March 22, 2020, 08:12:06 am
Terri Thomas?

You're showing your age there, fbarge!!  ;)

Offline diomhair72

« Reply #7938 on: March 24, 2020, 08:06:06 pm »
Wow George the pink hippo has let himself go since the glorious rainbow days, wonder what zippy is doing now??

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One for your Hotlist, HP...?  Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!


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Offline BOBBY2015

« Reply #7939 on: March 24, 2020, 11:56:48 pm »
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WTF is that :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare: :scare:
OMG. I’m retiring that is pretty terrifying !

Offline David1970

« Reply #7940 on: March 28, 2020, 02:13:13 pm »
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Wish she had covered her body not just her face

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Offline freeze44

« Reply #7941 on: March 28, 2020, 03:46:53 pm »
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Wish she had covered her body not just her face

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 :lol: poor old plumpy! Bet she been panic buying...chocolate oranges!

Offline Xtro

« Reply #7942 on: March 28, 2020, 05:36:53 pm »
Quote from: diomhair72 on March 24, 2020, 08:06:06 pm
Wow George the pink hippo has let himself go since the glorious rainbow days, wonder what zippy is doing now??

 :lol:  :lol:   :D

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« Reply #7945 on: March 29, 2020, 04:50:17 pm »
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I take it you have not had a look at the other photos on this thread, she is Miss World compared to them.

Should have gone to Specsavers

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« Reply #7946 on: March 29, 2020, 05:37:41 pm »
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Ok the lips seem a bit overdone but wouldn't mind seeing her on the end of my dick!! Wrong thread fella!

Offline David1970

« Reply #7947 on: March 30, 2020, 10:57:55 am »
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Her pimp has moved her to Bolton and her profile has new photos, still ugly

Offline Dopedj

« Reply #7948 on: March 30, 2020, 04:42:38 pm »
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Nothing wrong with pics. She just overboard with the lip fillers. They will go down eventually.

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #7949 on: March 30, 2020, 04:50:44 pm »
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Her pimp has moved her to Bolton and her profile has new photos, still ugly
Looks like older pics as well. The headshot has the sign at the side of her in EEish!
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