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Offline Ali Katt

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hi guys i just joined the site,staying uo here in the highlands and i get to se some gorgeous girls but this takes the biscuit

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Welcome. She's not a looker that's fer sure.

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hi guys i just joined the site,staying uo here in the highlands and i get to se some gorgeous girls but this takes the biscuit

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So with the third pic (caption "ME TRYING TO POSE BUT SHAME ON THE LIGHTING"), is she saying she still sends her snaps off by post to Bonusprint and doesn't realise the flash has not fired until they come back a week later?  :wacko:

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I've just cum over those pics...corrrrr......  :vomit:

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and i thought i had the worst , take a bow

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I hear she's the best looking woman in Northampton  :D

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is this him?
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sounds like the right name for them, an improbable connection between a lad of 22 and a lady of 38?

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sounds like the right name for them, an improbable connection between a lad of 22 and a lady of 38?

i'll give it a miss.

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there all nasty and the last one barebacks that pussy is diseased

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She says she's 54; to quote Jim Royle, "My arse!"  I  notice she's not logged into AW for a month and a half.

I would most likely have a go on her to be honest. There is something about her that screams she is a great fuck. Maybe I am getting old  :P
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I agree, looks very good for her age!


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External Link/Members Only.    WTF just ugly and wrong

Looks like Chucky from Child's Play - "You don't fuck with the Chuck"


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Oh look - Nutella!  :D  I once worked in a book-picking warehouse for the summer, one book on the shelf was "Diseases of the vaginal system" or similar, the first pic was a "normal cunt", the rest were manky in some way or other ...  :cry:

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The first pic isn't so bad but the flare one - wtf
All of those pictures are shit, the flare is blatantly to obscure her face, but who would pay those expensive prices, with such a shit profile.

A picture of a cat litter tray full of shit.
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Don't look if you have just eaten...


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Don't see the point of her 4th pic in the gallery?!



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It looks like somebody having a lark, but is that a bunny boiler or what..... go on, I dare you to get your willie out  :scare:External Link/Members Only
On a less humorous note at £40 phh and BB seeming to be the focus of such a profile, if it were real, wouldn't that make you think that someone is on an infection rampage?
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I've just posted the same one. This is hilarious, love Haringey.

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It looks like somebody having a lark, but is that a bunny boiler or what..... go on, I dare you to get your willie out  :scare:External Link/Members Only
On a less humorous note at £40 phh and BB seeming to be the focus of such a profile, if it were real, wouldn't that make you think that someone is on an infection rampage?

40/30 mins.

Interesting she does BB yet doesn't even do covered oral. That is 1 stern bitch too.

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Reichenbach was a German philosopher with an interest in relativity.

The photo does not show up in Google images

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I usually cross the road when I see a dog, I am scared of dogs.

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lamb dressed as mutton or should that be the other way round?

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lamb dressed as mutton or should that be the other way round?

Terrifying but at the same time...she's pretty damn hot for her age.

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40/30 mins.

Interesting she does BB yet doesn't even do covered oral. That is 1 stern bitch too.
I wouldn't want to come between her and her monkey.

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Terrifying but at the same time...she's pretty damn hot for her age.

....and she commands £130 per hour.   :rolleyes:

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And another

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Sheesh - do these women even look at their pictures?


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Gorgeous. But she was difficult to pin down to a time when I was free when I was in Bristol, so I had a great time with someone else and this lady is still on my hotlist.

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Well it's one of her five a day.

And I quote....''Rim my dirty ginger arse, taste something nice'' WTF? I fuckin' doubt it.

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Sheesh - do these women even look at their pictures?

I'm sure I saw that face in Return Of The Jedi........

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I'm sure I saw that face in Return Of The Jedi........

jabba the hutt?   :hi:

Offline KentAde

And another

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Sheesh - do these women even look at their pictures?

and she does bareback.....hmmmm....  :vomit:

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56 pages, now unsure if this lady has been featured before, apologies if so.

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I shouldn't have checked this one out with a mouthful of hot coffee. It's all over my laptop now  :scare:



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Wtf???

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Lovely charming well built lady in the curiously named village of Flitwick; not very tall but beautiful skin quality and beautiful warm friendly disposition and a great view from behind as well as up front. One or two positions hard for her following an injury. I had a great time with her some months ago.

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And another

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Sheesh - do these women even look at their pictures?

Does she provide the shoe-horn or do you bring your own?  :D

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WHAT THE FUCK?  :vomit:
The second picture is at least well shot and well lit - what is with the spiders? It looks like there could be two spiders in the top pic as well!

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The second picture is at least well shot and well lit - what is with the spiders? It looks like there could be two spiders in the top pic as well!

Black widow!?!  :scare: