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Hongkongphooeysucks · « **Reply #7850 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:11:46 pm »

That’s the stuff of nightmares

myothernameis · « **Reply #7851 on:** January 19, 2020, 10:29:15 pm »

Quote from: Hongkongphooeysucks on January 19, 2020, 10:11:46 pm

That’s the stuff of nightmares

Seemingly that the stuff some guys in here are into

Boinky · « **Reply #7852 on:** January 20, 2020, 08:33:50 am »

£90 p/h ... bargain.

The therapy you'll need after, perhaps not so much.

DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #7853 on:** January 20, 2020, 10:41:50 am »

He "went through Gender Reassignment because my body didn't match my personality and I was so depressed and hated myself."

Can someone unsubscribe me from this thread please?

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #7854 on:** January 20, 2020, 12:02:45 pm »

Quote from: Hongkongphooeysucks on January 19, 2020, 10:11:46 pm

That’s the stuff of nightmares

Claims to have D tits. What a load of bollocks. Errr, or not.

freeze44 · « **Reply #7855 on:** January 20, 2020, 09:46:33 pm »

Find the kinks behind me demure veneer.....

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sadolddeejay · « **Reply #7856 on:** January 20, 2020, 11:42:50 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on January 19, 2020, 09:45:23 pm

And IT has feedback too

Fuck me sideways with a fish fork! What a shocker! Even the TS in Shrek looks better...

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oap69 · « **Reply #7857 on:** January 28, 2020, 02:55:11 pm »

This profile picture would put me off visiting. I am not into tattoos and piercings anyway but each to their own

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freeze44 · « **Reply #7858 on:** January 28, 2020, 03:07:26 pm »

Quote from: oap69 on January 28, 2020, 02:55:11 pm

This profile picture would put me off visiting. I am not into tattoos and piercings anyway but each to their own

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Hey! Best of british here! And to celebrate.....

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Bogof60 · « **Reply #7859 on:** January 28, 2020, 03:17:07 pm »

I mean WTF

According to her feedback at least 12 people have atually paid to have sex with that

David1970 · « **Reply #7860 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:39:12 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on January 28, 2020, 03:07:26 pm

Hey! Best of british here! And to celebrate.....

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She has changed the colour of her hair

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freeze44 · « **Reply #7861 on:** January 28, 2020, 06:44:55 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on January 28, 2020, 06:39:12 pm

She has changed the colour of her hair

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nice one!

fbarge · « **Reply #7862 on:** January 28, 2020, 10:52:43 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on December 16, 2019, 10:06:10 pm

fair play to you!! Not every man can say done that!!

that's 50 points in the Eye Spy Book of Callgirls
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #7863 on:** January 29, 2020, 01:59:27 pm »

Quote from: David1970 on January 28, 2020, 06:39:12 pm

She has changed the colour of her hair

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I am sure it is a wig.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7864 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:47:46 pm »

Quote from: Bogof60 on January 28, 2020, 03:17:07 pm

I mean WTF

According to her feedback at least 12 people have atually paid to have sex with that

Did they leave their guide dogs tied up to a lampost outside

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7865 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:52:54 pm »

Can't help noticing the other topic of the prettiest escorts on aw is only up to 6 pages and counting as of today where as the worst escort picture challenge thread is now up to 158 pages and counting. Thats scary

oap69 · « **Reply #7866 on:** January 29, 2020, 10:55:53 pm »

If you look at her gallery hair has been bright pink as well and with all the piercings she must have scrap value!

hockogrockle · « **Reply #7867 on:** January 30, 2020, 09:53:26 pm »

Quote from: mr.bluesky on January 29, 2020, 10:52:54 pm

Can't help noticing the other topic of the prettiest escorts on aw is only up to 6 pages and counting as of today where as the worst escort picture challenge thread is now up to 158 pages and counting. Thats scary

Well, lets be fair: the "Prettiest Girls" thread has only been going a matter of months. This one has been going since 2013. Even so, I don't think the "Prettiest Girls" thread stands a chance of catching up. The supply of dross seems endless. And anyway, this thread is much more entertaining, in a horrible sort of way.

mr.bluesky · « **Reply #7868 on:** January 30, 2020, 10:39:22 pm »

Quote from: hockogrockle on January 30, 2020, 09:53:26 pm

Well, lets be fair: the "Prettiest Girls" thread has only been going a matter of months. This one has been going since 2013. Even so, I don't think the "Prettiest Girls" thread stands a chance of catching up. The supply of dross seems endless. And anyway, this thread is much more entertaining, in a horrible sort of way.

A good point but the mingers seem to outweigh the stunners by far.

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #7869 on:** January 31, 2020, 01:11:43 am »

Then there is always the moment you reel away in horror and think no never, even a little retch in the back of the throat and then a little voice says..........mmmmmmm maybe....no one here would ever know if you did

Plan R · « **Reply #7870 on:** January 31, 2020, 09:31:50 pm »

A long way from being the worst escort picture, in fact some of her pics are quite hot.
Just posting here because, it must be said, in this picture... she looks a right spaz !

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Watfordpunter97 · « **Reply #7871 on:** February 02, 2020, 11:28:58 am »

State of this thing

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freeze44 · « **Reply #7872 on:** February 02, 2020, 11:37:49 am »

Quote from: Watfordpunter97 on February 02, 2020, 11:28:58 am

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Think it's the definition of a beached whale!

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Badboyrich · « **Reply #7873 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:22:46 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on February 02, 2020, 11:37:49 am

Think it's the definition of a beached whale!

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Still, at least she is cheap. Ermm...

Home Alone · « **Reply #7874 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:27:19 pm »

And apparently only 21!!

tynetunnel · « **Reply #7875 on:** February 02, 2020, 12:35:43 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on February 02, 2020, 12:27:19 pm

And apparently only 21!!

Stone?

Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #7876 on:** February 02, 2020, 01:47:23 pm »

Quote from: Watfordpunter97 on February 02, 2020, 11:28:58 am

State of this thing

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Unprotected sex listed. Profile says her prices are for protected, hinting of other things on offer for more maybe.

Boinky · « **Reply #7877 on:** February 02, 2020, 06:05:19 pm »

I'm unsure. Is the 150p/h what she pays me?

MrMatrix · « **Reply #7878 on:** February 02, 2020, 06:09:18 pm »

Quote from: Boinky on February 02, 2020, 06:05:19 pm

I'm unsure. Is the 150p/h what she pays me?

I wouldnt go there if she paid me £150

Tiger63 · « **Reply #7879 on:** February 03, 2020, 09:57:15 am »

Quote from: freeze44 on February 02, 2020, 11:37:49 am

Think it's the definition of a beached whale!

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She/ it looks like it trying to get a fart out

freeze44 · « **Reply #7880 on:** February 03, 2020, 10:49:20 am »

Quote from: Tiger63 on February 03, 2020, 09:57:15 am

She/ it looks like it trying to get a fart out

Maybe...or maybe that's her 'come get me boys' sexy sexy look!

hockogrockle · « **Reply #7881 on:** February 03, 2020, 03:33:35 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 02, 2020, 01:47:23 pm

Unprotected sex listed. Profile says her prices are for protected, hinting of other things on offer for more maybe.

Protection is quite clearly mandatory here: like cushions and knee pads. Otherwise she might cause a serious injury.

bossanova · « **Reply #7882 on:** February 03, 2020, 08:38:14 pm »

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Her duo partner looks terrifying

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DDDave · « **Reply #7883 on:** February 03, 2020, 10:55:44 pm »

Quote from: bossanova on February 03, 2020, 08:38:14 pm

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Her duo partner looks terrifying

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The whole crew looks terrifying.

sadolddeejay · « **Reply #7884 on:** February 03, 2020, 11:22:26 pm »

Quote from: freeze44 on February 02, 2020, 11:37:49 am

Think it's the definition of a beached whale!

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Billy Bunter (formerly the fat owl of the fifth form) has undergone a sex change and now goes by the name Millie Munter.

Home Alone · « **Reply #7885 on:** February 04, 2020, 12:46:49 am »

Quote from: sadolddeejay on February 03, 2020, 11:22:26 pm

Billy Bunter (formerly the fat owl of the fifth form) has undergone a sex change and now goes by the name Millie Munter.

But if you'll allow my Inner Pedant - & his OCD - a moment, sadold, I think you'll find Billy Bunter was 'the fat owl of the Remove'.

Apologies for remembering that after all these years.

Watfordpunter97 · « **Reply #7886 on:** February 04, 2020, 01:32:39 am »

Spitting image!!

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DouglasReynholm · « **Reply #7887 on:** February 04, 2020, 10:20:59 am »

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Thecunninglinguist · « **Reply #7888 on:** February 04, 2020, 10:40:05 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on February 04, 2020, 12:46:49 am

But if you'll allow my Inner Pedant - & his OCD - a moment, sadold, I think you'll find Billy Bunter was 'the fat owl of the Remove'.

Apologies for remembering that after all these years.

There is probably only yourself, Happy Lad, Horizontal Pleasures and me who remember that on UKP?

Home Alone · « **Reply #7889 on:** February 04, 2020, 12:32:30 pm »

I'm in exalted company, then!

hockogrockle · « **Reply #7890 on:** February 04, 2020, 01:40:23 pm »

Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on February 04, 2020, 10:40:05 am

There is probably only yourself, Happy Lad, Horizontal Pleasures and me who remember that on UKP?

And me: I can even remember the name of the author of the Billy Bunter books: it was Frank Richards, and the Fat Owl himself was played on TV by somebody called Gerald Campion, who, appropriately enough, retired from acting and opened a restaurant. And now let's get back to hideous escorts.....

poacher no2 · « **Reply #7891 on:** February 04, 2020, 02:10:29 pm »

Some great photos Guys are a little bit fussy Bet when it was hard they looked ok.
BUT wait to the hookers post photos of the various dicks and really 'good' looking punters
Bit of a laugh then

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #7892 on:** February 04, 2020, 02:25:26 pm »

Quote from: poacher no2 on February 04, 2020, 02:10:29 pm

Some great photos Guys are a little bit fussy Bet when it was hard they looked ok.
BUT wait to the hookers post photos of the various dicks and really 'good' looking punters
Bit of a laugh then

You'd have a very valid point if no money was being exchanged. Yet money does exchange hands, and so your point is, well, invalid. My only takeaway is that you don't mind paying to fuck really ugly women. Fair enough. Each to his own.

Punterperson1971 · « **Reply #7893 on:** February 04, 2020, 02:33:46 pm »

Quote from: Fuzzyduck on February 04, 2020, 02:25:26 pm

You'd have a very valid point if no money was being exchanged. Yet money does exchange hands, and so your point is, well, invalid. My only takeaway is that you don't mind paying to fuck really ugly women. Fair enough. Each to his own.

I think he’s basically trying to say I’d fuck the pigs that you don’t want to fuck.

Fuzzyduck · « **Reply #7894 on:** February 04, 2020, 02:48:35 pm »

Quote from: Punterperson1971 on February 04, 2020, 02:33:46 pm

I think he’s basically trying to say I’d fuck the pigs that you don’t want to fuck.

I think rooting around and getting dirty in the pig pen should be part of every man's rites of passage, but bollock to paying for it.

sadolddeejay · « **Reply #7895 on:** February 04, 2020, 11:25:20 pm »

Quote from: Home Alone on February 04, 2020, 12:46:49 am

But if you'll allow my Inner Pedant - & his OCD - a moment, sadold, I think you'll find Billy Bunter was 'the fat owl of the Remove'.

Apologies for remembering that after all these years.

Pedantry allowed and no apology required. I was remembering a boy at my Portsmouth school whom we called the fat owl of the fifth form, in the spirit of Billy Bunter.

Yaroo!

Home Alone · « **Reply #7896 on:** February 05, 2020, 12:14:18 am »

Quote from: hockogrockle on February 04, 2020, 01:40:23 pm

And me: I can even remember the name of the author of the Billy Bunter books: it was Frank Richards, and the Fat Owl himself was played on TV by somebody called Gerald Campion, who, appropriately enough, retired from acting and opened a restaurant. And now let's get back to hideous escorts.....

Yes, I could have given both those names, too; but I thought it was sad enough of me that I could cite 'Fat owl of the Remove.'

Actually, hocko, part of my motivation - and it worked, to an extent - was to speed up moving us off this page of this thread. Which, at present, has what I, at least, think of as that truly disturbing picture

at the top of it.

freeze44 · « **Reply #7897 on:** February 05, 2020, 07:55:09 am »

Quote from: Home Alone on February 05, 2020, 12:14:18 am

Yes, I could have given both those names, too; but I thought it was sad enough of me that I could cite 'Fat owl of the Remove.'

Actually, hocko, part of my motivation - and it worked, to an extent - was to speed up moving us off this page of this thread. Which, at present, has what I, at least, think of as that truly disturbing picture at the top of it.

Agree re the pic at the top...I look away till scrolled down so lets get off this page asap!

MissWolf · « **Reply #7898 on:** February 05, 2020, 08:28:25 am »

Quote from: freeze44 on February 05, 2020, 07:55:09 am

Agree re the pic at the top...I look away till scrolled down so lets get off this page asap!

If you press the little orange new at the end of the link in the main list, instead of the actual link it takes you straight to the newest comment and misses out the top of the page

freeze44 · « **Reply #7899 on:** February 05, 2020, 09:54:30 am »

Quote from: MissWolf on February 05, 2020, 08:28:25 am

If you press the little orange new at the end of the link in the main list, instead of the actual link it takes you straight to the newest comment and misses out the top of the page

Cheers and now started a new page! phew rest easy all

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