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I wouldn't categorise those as being in the worst pictures category. Not great, but not  :vomit: inducing. If there were other less "activity specific" photos it would improve the profile somewhat!

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She's hard to recognise in public without her disguise. I wonder if she keeps the shades on while she's providing her service? Pics are genuine and recent. Thanks for that.

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She's hard to recognise in public without her disguise. I wonder if she keeps the shades on while she's providing her service? Pics are genuine and recent. Thanks for that.

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:lol: :lol: :lol: What a babe!

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She's hard to recognise in public without her disguise. I wonder if she keeps the shades on while she's providing her service? Pics are genuine and recent. Thanks for that.

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She looks like one of my neighbours! :scare:

"Hi gays" - LOL

Offline KentAde

I fucking LOVE this Thread.....thanks guys for making me laugh dally! Keep up the good work..... :thumbsup:  :yahoo:

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She says she's 54; to quote Jim Royle, "My arse!"  I  notice she's not logged into AW for a month and a half.

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She says she's 54; to quote Jim Royle, "My arse!"  I  notice she's not logged into AW for a month and a half.

Probably got kicked out of the OAP retirement home she was working from & hasn't been able to get on the net !!

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She says she's 54; to quote Jim Royle, "My arse!"  I  notice she's not logged into AW for a month and a half.

Do you think she meant to call herself "starry eyes"? "Stary eyes" suits her better though.



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Unbelieavble.  Thought it might be a Male to Female transgender at first.

Epic self harm scars.

Some hideos smoking service.

I would rather bareback the arsehole of Freddy Gutter press's exhumed corpse than pay money to that thing.


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Unbelievable.  Thought it might be a Male to Female transgender at first.
Epic self harm scars.
Some hideos smoking service.
I would rather bareback the arsehole of Freddy Gutter press's exhumed corpse than pay money to that thing.

If she actually did sex this would challenge miss dirty socks from many pages ago

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If she actually did sex this would challenge miss dirty socks from many pages ago

I don't agree. Miss Dirty Socks is still one of the only pics that makes me want to heave when I look at it. Dirty sheets, dirty socks, open sores *shudders*

This lady is OK, she would be sort of 'my type' if she did anything more than smoke during a booking. Love her breasts. I've hotlisted her in case she changes her mind :D

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This lady is OK, she would be sort of 'my type' if she did anything more than smoke during a booking. Love her breasts. I've hotlisted her in case she changes her mind :D

What "likes" did you have in mind to do with her, Catherine? Penetration (protected), OWO, CIM?  ;)

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What "likes" did you have in mind to do with her, Catherine? Penetration (protected), OWO, CIM?  ;)

LOL - any type of sexy sex, she says she doesn't do any of that though. I'd love to tie her up and play with her breasts and pussy, but she seems to like being dominant and unless she's a switch, I'm not sure she'd let me be the dominant one. And of course I can't do the protected penetration, as I don't have a strap on (do they actually do strap on harnesses for large people?!), but maybe she would want me to wear a rubber glove while I played with her G-spot?  :D

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I would rather bareback the arsehole of Freddy Gutter press's exhumed corpse than pay money to that thing.

Link please??!! :) :) :)

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Better off with the back legs of a sheep down you wellies  :D :D Unless you have to have DFK  :cool:




Flemstone

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Jesus wept, that looks like a burst tyre.

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is that a tattoo or knickers?

omg! my plan for tonight fell thru and it's clear it's having an affect on me - I find her quite attractive

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Strangely it reminds me of humpty dumty.  ;)

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not seen her face but you are extending my hotlist too far, I shall never manage to get to Leicester in my lunch break.

Rochdull lad

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Stop worrying, Hp; she won't see blokes of our age.  And [she says] she doesn't do BB.

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Oh dear, this one should have just kept walking into the lake  :sarcastic:

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Strangely it reminds me of humpty dumty.  ;)

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Takes me back to my childhood when my dad grew exceptionally large pumpkins and gourds for the amateur gardener's show  :sarcastic:

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Takes me back to my childhood when my dad grew exceptionally large pumpkins and gourds for the amateur gardener's show  :sarcastic:

I am not sure I can imagine you putting your todger into a gourd

Offline Rickrabbit

...if not the weirdest picture to appear on an Escorts site, didn't do much to speed me towards arranging a meet, but might work for some External Link/Members Only

Interesting profile by the way, not sure if it is a ruse like the whole Tantric thing...would love to check it out but, lady too large for me (tummy especially), too expensive and too far. She seems a pleasant person though - cute free movie on her profile.
« Last Edit: September 16, 2013, 12:08:43 pm by Rickrabbit »

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New contender today,  glad the face is smudged a bit!    ....and 25yrs old.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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New contender today,  glad the face is smudged a bit!    ....and 25yrs old.... :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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And she wants to take you to haven!! :lol:


Offline KentAde

And she wants to take you to haven!! :lol:

Rather go to Pontins or Butlins alone thanks....  :cool:  (get it Haven.....?!  :D   )

Rochdull lad

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Rather go to Pontins or Butlins alone thanks....  :cool:  (get it Haven:D   )

No, sorry; KentAde; erm "Haven't a clue!" ;)

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love how most on her have suspicion of authenticity. the site must take a look and think they cant be real

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Competition for you :P

Wha....? I don't get it. I have never been to Haven, and have no plans to visit one.

If you're talking about her size/looks - she's smaller than me and older than me.

So no. No competition at all.




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Well we made a half-century for this thread. Here's to the next 50!



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SCARY!

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Am i missing something - whilst not a tip top brass, she n munter like some on here, my first impressions where shes not fat or ugly enough for HP to fuck her (which is a start - sorry HP)

TAD HARSH IMHO

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ZOOM IN   :scare:

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its the wrong photo i have no idea how that got on and she is no longer active im confused as to why that photo is on   :unknown:

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is there any way i could view the escorts profile from this photo?

a familiar face  :unknown: