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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Offline Thecunninglinguist

HP looks like you are spending your recovery time in research for the future?
How's it going at present?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

HP looks like you are spending your recovery time in research for the future?
How's it going at present?

all on an HL but all too far from me to ever meet.



Offline Spiceoflife

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The only saving grace with this one is that she's kept her clothes on.
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Offline Bonker

Jesus fucking christ. Unbelievable.

That mask is way too small.

Offline Plan R

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Offline DouglasReynholm

Where else but Luton?

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"never address me with out Mistress and always ask permission" - to puke? 

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Offline thecat250

Not the worst but definitely weird. Who would have thought a fire extinguisher would be the deal clincher in you were ever in doubt  :lol:

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Offline Thecunninglinguist

Not the worst but definitely weird. Who would have thought a fire extinguisher would be the deal clincher in you were ever in doubt  :lol:

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She has got Toys listed in her likes list. Maybe she likes big ones?



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« Last Edit: May 08, 2019, 06:56:24 pm by Matrix »

Offline Bogof60

I know exactly what it is
and it aint good  :scare: :scare:
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Not the worst but definitely weird. Who would have thought a fire extinguisher would be the deal clincher in you were ever in doubt  :lol:

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She is clearly of the opinion that she is that hot!

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She is clearly of the opinion that she is that hot!

 :lol: :lol: :lol:
:D :D
Doesn't matter now as profile has gone. Perhams fireman Sam got in there and hauled her off. :hi:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Offline Bonker

She's thinking "so, this is what's meant by hooker"

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 :scare: :scare: :scare:

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And BB.  :scare: :scare:

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1. Just imagine mistakingly booking one of these. 
2. Receiving a confirmation message she in the lift heading to your hotel room.
3. Then out of curiosity just checking her AW number on here  :scare:


Offline Bonker

1. Just imagine mistakingly booking one of these. 
2. Receiving a confirmation message she in the lift heading to your hotel room.
3. Then out of curiosity just checking her AW number on here  :scare:
There are some possible escapes:
The lift is likely to break down.
The management may have a no-dogs policy.
She may pass a mirror, look in it, look in it and be impaled on a splinter.
You could shout "I'm not letting you in until I can see all of you through the spy hole". She will never be able to get far enough away.
If all else fails, jump out of the window.
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Offline myothernameis

1. Just imagine mistakingly booking one of these. 
2. Receiving a confirmation message she in the lift heading to your hotel room.
3. Then out of curiosity just checking her AW number on here  :scare:

A poster on here did this, and let us know in his review, as he stated, if only he had read the reviews of the escort, 6 negatives

Offline diomhair72

looks like some kinda face from outta space!!!  :wackogirl:

Oh how I miss Zig and Zag on the Big Breakfast, altogether now....."Dem girls, Dem girlz, Dey all love me...."

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Grim rather than Grin!

(She is in Stevenage and the newspaper is from Wolverhampton)

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Offline Punterperson1971

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Grim rather than Grin!

(She is in Stevenage and the newspaper is from Wolverhampton)

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she looks older than her stated 44 years old more like 64

Offline Horizontal pleasures

she looks older than her stated 44 years old more like 64
you noticed!


Offline Thecunninglinguist

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I wonder if she gets many takers for the pole dancing & striptease in her like list ?  :D

Offline Bonker

When I saw this photo I thought WOW!

coffee shop to bring 11 jobs
Thereby doubling the number of unemployed people in the area!

Offline berksboy

I thought she would have been hot 20 or so years ago.Or should that be 30 years ?


Offline mr.bluesky

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Grim rather than Grin!

(She is in Stevenage and the newspaper is from Wolverhampton)

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Obviously a well travelled lady  :D  If she's from Wolverhampton no wonder she looks so grumpy !
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Obviously a well travelled lady  :D  If she's from Wolverhampton no wonder she looks so grumpy !
Well travelled and yet to arrive I would say.

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One for your Hotlist, HP...?  Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!


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What's up with her eyes  :unknown:
There is no seat to this stool, just a very long, thick, shiny pole.

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One for your Hotlist, HP...?  Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!


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No surprises that she's outside the food hall


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There is no seat to this stool, just a very long, thick, shiny pole.

 :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

yep but only outcalls and a long way from me and I can hardly ever entertain outcallers.

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One for your Hotlist, HP...?  Well overweight and likes Unprotected Sex, i.e. she's a barebacking stage 3 chubba!


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