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This thread has 43 pages, but it's not featuring at the top of the list as often - do you think we've found almost all the worst pics?

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Dani · « **Reply #1057 on:** August 03, 2013, 02:28:58 pm »

Quote from: markw on August 03, 2013, 02:24:15 pm

This thread has 43 pages, but it's not featuring at the top of the list as often - do you think we've found almost all the worst pics?

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That is horrendous and not what anyone needs to see when eating lunch

lovelysofia92 · « **Reply #1058 on:** August 03, 2013, 04:38:05 pm »

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This thread has 43 pages, but it's not featuring at the top of the list as often - do you think we've found almost all the worst pics?

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Mmmmm beef!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1059 on:** August 03, 2013, 05:03:07 pm »

Quote from: markw on August 03, 2013, 02:24:15 pm

This thread has 43 pages, but it's not featuring at the top of the list as often - do you think we've found almost all the worst pics?

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Her gallery is even better... or worse depending upon your fancy.

zootie · « **Reply #1060 on:** August 03, 2013, 05:08:01 pm »

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Her gallery is even better... or worse depending upon your fancy.

FFS that is one serious munter. Who the fuck books these women??!!!

She says on her profile she doesn't supply the condoms you have to bring your own

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1061 on:** August 03, 2013, 05:17:02 pm »

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Either way, a fairly [I won't say, "pretty"

] reasonable contender for this thread.

hendrix · « **Reply #1062 on:** August 03, 2013, 05:25:49 pm »

I can't actually bear to see if this has already been posted..check out the gallery..

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The one labelled "Do I look Hot?"...fucking hell.

CatBBW · « **Reply #1063 on:** August 03, 2013, 05:31:06 pm »

Quote from: hendrix on August 03, 2013, 05:25:49 pm

I can't actually bear to see if this has already been posted..check out the gallery..

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The one labelled "Do I look Hot?"...fucking hell.

Yes, she's on here. I remember her as she has no neck.

markw · « **Reply #1064 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:23:39 pm »

Quote from: hendrix on August 03, 2013, 05:25:49 pm

I can't actually bear to see if this has already been posted..check out the gallery..

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The one labelled "Do I look Hot?"...fucking hell.

She doesn't look hot, she looks as though someone has stuck a tube up her arse and is pumping her full of helium.

rockstar · « **Reply #1065 on:** August 03, 2013, 08:43:06 pm »

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OMFG!!! why why why? all pics are terrifying

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At £60 for an hour, she has to be one of the cheapest girls on AW.

aspire · « **Reply #1066 on:** August 03, 2013, 10:00:52 pm »

a contender ?

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Lz-129 · « **Reply #1067 on:** August 03, 2013, 10:19:03 pm »

Quote from: aspire on August 03, 2013, 10:00:52 pm

a contender ?

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She's not going to find a sugar daddy with profile pics like that,

its just awful

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1068 on:** August 04, 2013, 08:57:13 am »

well I know I am in a minority but that is my sort of figure. But I am not into being a sugar daddy. and I am half a century older than she is. It would be a sugar grandaddy.

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1069 on:** August 04, 2013, 09:24:19 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 04, 2013, 08:57:13 am

well I know I am in a minority but that is my sort of figure. But I am not into being a sugar daddy. and I am half a century older than she is. It would be a sugar grandaddy.

it was the pic I was alluding to, she's not for me but the picture is just poor

shaunogg · « **Reply #1070 on:** August 04, 2013, 09:26:22 am »

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could be in VIZ as the fat slags, dead ringers!

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1071 on:** August 04, 2013, 10:23:12 am »

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could be in VIZ as the fat slags, dead ringers!

And that fucking annoys me, people who don't learn how to flip your pic over the right way up

markw · « **Reply #1072 on:** August 04, 2013, 12:14:29 pm »

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could be in VIZ as the fat slags, dead ringers!

Looked at her profile, and I somehow just knew, before I scrolled down the page, that bareback would be on her list of likes.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1073 on:** August 04, 2013, 02:38:53 pm »

Quote from: markw on August 04, 2013, 12:14:29 pm

Looked at her profile, and I somehow just knew, before I scrolled down the page, that bareback would be on her list of likes.

yep, terrific! And the two of them together would be great fun but too far from me for popping out at lunchtime . ....

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1074 on:** August 04, 2013, 02:43:09 pm »

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I was not sure whether to post this one here, biggest tits or best nipples. Whooppee cushions but a long way from my home.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1075 on:** August 04, 2013, 10:59:20 pm »

I think this one has been mentioned before, but just incase it hasn't. I didn't know Jo Brand started escorting:
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1076 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:56:57 am »

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I think this one has been mentioned before, but just incase it hasn't. I didn't know Jo Brand started escorting:
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Grimsby sounds the correct place for her, she was in the south. Even I am put off.

cunnyhunt · « **Reply #1077 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:25:35 am »

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The first picture in the gallery

This is the quality of Cambridgeshire.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1078 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:48:16 am »

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The first picture in the gallery

This is the quality of Cambridgeshire.

Fuck me its a missile silo

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1079 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:10:38 pm »

Quote from: cunnyhunt on August 05, 2013, 10:25:35 am

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The first picture in the gallery

This is the quality of Cambridgeshire.

From behind it almost looks like two arses - one hairy one, the other looks normal enough. I would need an excavation team to penetrate that.

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1080 on:** August 05, 2013, 12:42:45 pm »

Quote from: cunnyhunt on August 05, 2013, 10:25:35 am

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The first picture in the gallery

This is the quality of Cambridgeshire.

Words cannot describe

leisuretime · « **Reply #1081 on:** August 05, 2013, 04:47:20 pm »

As well as the crossed eyed nipple profile picture check out her holding her little tummy in on the bottom of the second gallery page.

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CatBBW · « **Reply #1082 on:** August 05, 2013, 05:38:35 pm »

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As well as the crossed eyed nipple profile picture check out her holding her little tummy in on the bottom of the second gallery page.

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Actually, I think that's a hernia.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1083 on:** August 05, 2013, 08:22:50 pm »

Quote from: leisuretime on August 05, 2013, 04:47:20 pm

As well as the crossed eyed nipple profile picture check out her holding her little tummy in on the bottom of the second gallery page.

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so frustrating keep seeing these great profiles so far from home, really really make me hard to see these, thanks.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1084 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:26:35 pm »

She doesn't do anything for me, hp; but her prices?!!

It'd almost be worth a day trip to Nottingham with an unopened pack of condoms in my pocket!

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1085 on:** August 05, 2013, 10:31:04 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 05, 2013, 08:22:50 pm

so frustrating keep seeing these great profiles so far from home, really really make me hard to see these, thanks.

With the greatest respect to you , you could have 6 of those beasts coached
Up to you save a lot of money in the long run.

son_doobie · « **Reply #1086 on:** August 05, 2013, 11:42:12 pm »

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bobdavid · « **Reply #1087 on:** August 06, 2013, 07:08:38 am »

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The first picture in the gallery

This is the quality of Cambridgeshire.

Jesus bloody christ - I was trying to figure out what was what there ... I thought it was two fat people humping at first. Fuck... why? And why did I think this thread would be funny to look at while eating a McD's?!?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1088 on:** August 06, 2013, 08:48:03 am »

Quote from: Tailpipe on August 05, 2013, 10:31:04 pm

With the greatest respect to you , you could have 6 of those beasts coached
Up to you save a lot of money in the long run.

thanks for the respect but actually I have no idea what you mean?

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1089 on:** August 06, 2013, 10:31:18 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on August 06, 2013, 08:48:03 am

thanks for the respect but actually I have no idea what you mean?

That makes you and half the board most of the time

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1090 on:** August 06, 2013, 10:38:55 am »

Quote from: Lz-129 on August 06, 2013, 10:31:18 am

That makes you and half the board most of the time

Only half??

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1091 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:03:26 am »

Rochdull lad
Lz-129

Surpised at you two , you are the nice guys of the forum ,
dyslexia is worst than most illnesses as at my time of life it can not be fixed.
I see words that are not there , and read differant words that I have posted.
Much worst when I am pissed which is most nights.

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1092 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:51:00 am »

Quote from: Tailpipe on August 06, 2013, 11:03:26 am

Rochdull lad
Lz-129

Surpised at you two , you are the nice guys of the forum ,
dyslexia is worst than most illnesses as at my time of life it can not be fixed.
I see words that are not there , and read differant words that I have posted.
Much worst when I am pissed which is most nights.

Only pulling your pisser! Hence the

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1093 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:53:13 am »

And it was hp that started it, isn't he nice too

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1094 on:** August 06, 2013, 11:53:49 am »

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Only pulling your pisser! Hence the

No touchy my pisser

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1095 on:** August 06, 2013, 12:06:20 pm »

Quote from: Tailpipe on August 06, 2013, 11:03:26 am

Much worst when I am pissed which is most nights.

What Lz said.

However, I used to suffer from the same secondary [night-time] affection as you and, with a bit of willpower, I've more or less overcome it. I saw something about the possible effect on my liver which frightened me; I've only just over 2 1/2 years to go to my three-score-years-and-ten and I really want to achieve that milestone.

I don't know how old you are [and don't need to] but it might help you to try to reduce the effects of your dyslexia.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1096 on:** August 06, 2013, 12:14:14 pm »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on August 06, 2013, 12:06:20 pm

What Lz said.

However, I used to suffer from the same secondary [night-time] affection as you

I never used to drink at home but as you know only to well the pressure of life can make you do things you would not normally do.

The only way I can sleep at the moment is to drink , however I feel more in control than I was.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1097 on:** August 06, 2013, 01:36:03 pm »

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Whether she is called Seren or Angie, or in Leeds or London this will make you choke on your lunch. Her arms and face make me think age circa 65.

I regret that I am on holiday miles away from any chance to punt.

blackburnian · « **Reply #1098 on:** August 07, 2013, 02:20:46 pm »

Found this beauty whilst searching aw for wg's who like filming - better get a wide angle lens!!

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£160 an hr too !!

Blackburnian

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1099 on:** August 07, 2013, 05:27:52 pm »

nice one Cyril. (I was thinking of Cyril Smith)

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