Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge (Read 867404 times)

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1000 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:14:56 pm »

Quote from: ellwoodpdowd on July 23, 2013, 03:06:34 pm

Not sure whether this qualifies, its does to me anyway.....

23? when was that then?

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I like them thin, but hate chav mums.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1001 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:19:10 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 23, 2013, 03:14:56 pm

I like them thin, but hate chav mums.

O yep thats a chavs mom for sure

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1002 on:** July 23, 2013, 03:59:15 pm »

Quote from: ellwoodpdowd on July 23, 2013, 03:06:34 pm

Not sure whether this qualifies, its does to me anyway.....

23? when was that then?

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And ATTRACTIVE?

Not in my eyes.

skittish · « **Reply #1003 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:29:01 pm »

Warning this one will put you off your dinner!

Nik is well advised not to look.

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akauya · « **Reply #1004 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:31:57 pm »

Quote from: skittish on July 23, 2013, 04:29:01 pm

Warning this one will put you off your dinner!

Nik is well advised not to look.

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just NIK?

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1005 on:** July 23, 2013, 04:44:02 pm »

No; definitely not just NIK!

mh · « **Reply #1006 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:09:58 pm »

Quote from: skittish on July 23, 2013, 04:29:01 pm

Warning this one will put you off your dinner!

Nik is well advised not to look.

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OK, so the poor girl had a problem eating an Easter Egg in the hot weather, so what?!

Lz-129 · « **Reply #1007 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:36:17 pm »

Quote from: skittish on July 23, 2013, 04:29:01 pm

Warning this one will put you off your dinner!

Nik is well advised not to look.

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That's fukin awful! For once everyone agrees!

What's the rest of the profile like?

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1008 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:44:54 pm »

Quote from: Lz-129 on July 23, 2013, 05:36:17 pm

That's fukin awful! For once everyone agrees!

What's the rest of the profile like?

Lz this will make you feel better ,

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Lz-129 · « **Reply #1009 on:** July 23, 2013, 05:51:01 pm »

Quote from: Tailpipe on July 23, 2013, 05:44:54 pm

Lz this will make you feel better ,

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Not sure i want to look but I've clicked it

Tp you tosser

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1010 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:03:56 pm »

Quote from: skittish on July 23, 2013, 01:36:29 pm

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You can find her here HP before you ask
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calls herself a dirty slut
indeed dirty

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1011 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:05:42 pm »

Quote from: Lz-129 on July 23, 2013, 05:36:17 pm

That's fukin awful! For once everyone agrees!

What's the rest of the profile like?

I do not want to see the rest of the profile except in order to avoid it. Poo goes down the bog.

skittish · « **Reply #1012 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:43:42 pm »

Quote from: Lz-129 on July 23, 2013, 05:36:17 pm

That's fukin awful! For once everyone agrees!

What's the rest of the profile like?

Don't remember the profile now, I do remember there was some confusion about the sexuality. Listed as female but profile said 'T Girl'.

I didn't save link as it didn't occur to me that anyone would want to know more, I forgot about yo Lz Sorry.

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1013 on:** July 23, 2013, 06:43:56 pm »

Quote from: Lz-129 on July 23, 2013, 05:51:01 pm

Not sure i want to look but I've clicked it

Tp you tosser

I new you would get there in the end

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1014 on:** July 24, 2013, 09:19:05 am »

How does being done over by two gents shown from the rear attract punters?
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Tailpipe · « **Reply #1015 on:** July 24, 2013, 09:21:29 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 24, 2013, 09:19:05 am

How does being done over by two gents shown from the rear attract punters?
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Good point HP answer it does not

Over to you Lz for comment

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1016 on:** July 24, 2013, 12:05:13 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 24, 2013, 09:19:05 am

How does being done over by two gents shown from the rear attract punters?
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Also much older looking than 26, maybe 36. The third picture is a cracker, one guy basically "brown nosing" and a dick resting on her arm and that was one the best pictures available?

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Ali Katt · « **Reply #1017 on:** July 24, 2013, 12:29:00 pm »

"Babyfaced milf" - If the baby happens to be the zombie baby from the film Braindead.
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1018 on:** July 25, 2013, 09:12:43 pm »

not the worst but a really funny peculiar bum

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1019 on:** July 25, 2013, 09:17:59 pm »

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look at the face on the 'blonde' in all the pics.

Wiltsboy01 · « **Reply #1020 on:** July 25, 2013, 09:20:20 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 25, 2013, 09:17:59 pm

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look at the face on the 'blonde' in all the pics.

Even for a tranny that's bad. Gena looks old too

markw · « **Reply #1021 on:** July 25, 2013, 09:47:35 pm »

Looks alarmingly like George Osborne in drag.

Ali Katt · « **Reply #1022 on:** July 26, 2013, 02:31:00 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 25, 2013, 09:12:43 pm

not the worst but a really funny peculiar bum

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Looks like when you put breadcakes at the bottom of your shopping bag.

Daffodil · « **Reply #1023 on:** July 26, 2013, 02:34:09 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 25, 2013, 09:12:43 pm

not the worst but a really funny peculiar bum

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It probably does look peculiar to you...because it's not fucking enormous and covered in pimples

Daffodil · « **Reply #1024 on:** July 26, 2013, 02:34:42 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 25, 2013, 09:17:59 pm

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look at the face on the 'blonde' in all the pics.

You do realise that's a transexual?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1025 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:09:33 am »

Quote from: Daffodil on July 26, 2013, 02:34:42 am

You do realise that's a transexual?

yes but I call it a bloke dressing up in funny clothes

Daffodil · « **Reply #1026 on:** July 26, 2013, 04:37:14 pm »

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Yes, that is a tattoo of a scorpion......on her face!

hillingdonpete · « **Reply #1027 on:** July 26, 2013, 04:39:20 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on July 26, 2013, 04:37:14 pm

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Yes, that is a tattoo of a scorpion......on her face!

where did you find that sicko?

Daffodil · « **Reply #1028 on:** July 26, 2013, 04:39:56 pm »

Quote from: hillingdonpete on July 26, 2013, 04:39:20 pm

where did you find that sicko?

I was scrolling HP's hot list

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CurvyKinkyVixen · « **Reply #1029 on:** July 26, 2013, 05:43:14 pm »

Quote from: Ali Katt on July 24, 2013, 12:29:00 pm

"Babyfaced milf" - If the baby happens to be the zombie baby from the film Braindead.
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profile says accessing from Mozambique

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1030 on:** July 26, 2013, 05:43:52 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on July 26, 2013, 04:39:56 pm

I was scrolling HP's hot list

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Gorgeous
Too far away though, but I think I know her blond friend.
Thanks, never mind the sarcasm. Be tolerant.

Daffodil · « **Reply #1031 on:** July 26, 2013, 05:47:50 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 26, 2013, 05:43:52 pm

Gorgeous
Too far away though, but I think I know her blond friend.
Thanks, never mind the sarcasm. Be tolerant.

Plus she doesn't do bareback

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1032 on:** July 26, 2013, 05:51:12 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on July 26, 2013, 05:47:50 pm

Plus she doesn't do bareback

You never know that until the last minute but I am sure her friend does.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1033 on:** July 26, 2013, 06:33:31 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 26, 2013, 05:43:52 pm

Gorgeous
Too far away though, but I think I know her blond friend.
Thanks, never mind the sarcasm. Be tolerant.

the other lady with this one is Kimmy
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mh · « **Reply #1034 on:** July 26, 2013, 10:45:30 pm »

Quote from: Daffodil on July 26, 2013, 05:47:50 pm

Plus she doesn't do bareback

You mean she doesn't say she does bareback. HP appears to be persuasive as one of his reports on a BB encounter is with a WG in my area who "doesn't offer it".

Daffodil · « **Reply #1035 on:** July 26, 2013, 11:19:51 pm »

Quote from: mh on July 26, 2013, 10:45:30 pm

You mean she doesn't say she does bareback. HP appears to be persuasive as one of his reports on a BB encounter is with a WG in my area who "doesn't offer it".

I think I saw that review and I commented on it.

That's why my approach is to assume every prossie does bb and not get too hung up about the ones who say they do.

like_mature · « **Reply #1036 on:** July 27, 2013, 01:56:36 pm »

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Roll up, roll up !!!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1037 on:** July 27, 2013, 02:31:11 pm »

Quote from: like_mature on July 27, 2013, 01:56:36 pm

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Roll up, roll up !!!!

so have you met her?

like_mature · « **Reply #1038 on:** July 27, 2013, 02:39:32 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on July 27, 2013, 02:31:11 pm

so have you met her?

Despite my username she is a little old for my liking !!!! I draw the line at late 50's !!!

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1039 on:** July 27, 2013, 07:41:33 pm »

it'e her mouth that puts me off
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zig033 · « **Reply #1040 on:** July 28, 2013, 07:38:53 am »

OMFG!!! why why why? all pics are terrifying

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rnrn636 · « **Reply #1041 on:** July 28, 2013, 08:29:02 am »

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nowhere near the worst photo compared to some on here.

But no way is she only a size 16. I bet that doughnut behind her is just for starters

claiming to be size 16 here..

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1042 on:** July 28, 2013, 09:59:09 am »

Quote from: zig033 on July 28, 2013, 07:38:53 am

OMFG!!! why why why? all pics are terrifying

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you are easily frightened, take control and let her stiffen you up.

Rochdull lad · « **Reply #1043 on:** July 28, 2013, 10:38:50 pm »

I discovered this Profile External Link/Members Only External Link/Members Only when, erm, "researching" a response to the thread "Oldest Lady?" initiated by hp.

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Over to you, hp!!

Tailpipe · « **Reply #1044 on:** July 28, 2013, 10:39:48 pm »

What a sack shit that is

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #1045 on:** July 29, 2013, 07:43:34 am »

Quote from: Rochdull lad on July 28, 2013, 10:38:50 pm

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Over to you, hp!!

amazing, she even has a ring inside her. No idea when I can next get up to Manchester, never mind get it up in Manchester.
A pity about the pimples.