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WOP

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It's rare to laugh out loud at a photo, but this one did it for me, behold lads, the smoking vagina:


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It's rare to laugh out loud at a photo, but this one did it for me, behold lads, the smoking vagina:


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WTF. I suppose it's better for ones health :) Not sure i'd like to chip her on it.
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Berks Bloke 32

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It's rare to laugh out loud at a photo, but this one did it for me, behold lads, the smoking vagina:


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Wow, that's just sheer class that is!!  :vomit:

RustyShackleford

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One for fans of Super Furry Animals, mayhap??!!

I think I may have found my bank holiday punt.  :yahoo:

zootie

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It's rare to laugh out loud at a photo, but this one did it for me, behold lads, the smoking vagina:


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 :lol: :lol: Pure Class!


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It's rare to laugh out loud at a photo, but this one did it for me, behold lads, the smoking vagina:


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I suppose it will appeal to the smokers who want to smoke and eat at the same time - and they say men can't multitalk!   :)

Melb

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I suppose it will appeal to the smokers who want to smoke and eat at the same time - and they say men can't multitalk!   :)
Well there's evidence that says we can't.

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Lock the thread, the search is over. Check out the black & white photo in her gallery.
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proudlockscock

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Have I come to the right place or mistakenly found myself in the Walking Dead thread

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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her first pic from behind is not bad and then you see her face ...
surprise no drug tracks on her arms
pity she has not logged on for some months, no chance to meet her ... sound effect of evil laugh ...
I think she used to ply her self-degrading trade in Harrow

Melb

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Blood and sand. A new depth has been plumbed.

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Looks like a gremlin in that B&W shot

(still haven't learned how to attach pics)
« Last Edit: May 26, 2013, 11:43:40 pm by zootie »

Lz-129

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Says on her profile that more pics are coming soon but she's been a member for 7 months and this is the only pic!

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Berks Bloke 32

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Says on her profile that more pics are coming soon but she's been a member for 7 months and this is the only pic!

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if she was going to post a leg shot she could have shaved it first, look at the stubble on that  :vomit:



Offline Marmalade

I've found a bad profile on AW, the pictures of the woman are bad enough. The pictures of the hubby look like an addict and check out the cans of super strength lager in the background.
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Can you find a more unappealing picture?  :vomit:


I'm wondering if there's a gene in us that makes us seek out the gross. In most cases, just to gump and stare (and maybe vomit). Though women don't seem to find such objects of yuck so fascinating ...

It's like the challenge (I've yet to have a taker) "Let's down some vitamin V, find a multi-storey cheap brothel* and each try to shag the ugliest two chicks on each floor. One who chickens out first pays for the lot."



*these places are more common abroad where you can have a four-storey shagblock with twenty or so on each floor and about £5 to £10 for a 10-120minute pop. So not talking big cash, just yeuck factor!

zootie

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Any clear winners yet?
is there a way to take a vote
could send a trophy to the winning entry  :D

Lz-129

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Any clear winners yet?
is there a way to take a vote
could send a trophy to the winning entry  :D


That would be kinda funny, ukp shite picture trophy

Could set up a poll to find a winner

jasmine

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Any clear winners yet?
is there a way to take a vote
could send a trophy to the winning entry  :D

Could maybe ask the winner if they'd like to partake in the next (if there is one) free punt competition

zootie

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Could maybe ask the winner if they'd like to partake in the next (if there is one) free punt competition

great idea  :rose:

Lz-129

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Poll setup, 15 nominations, let Adam decide the prize if any :thumbsup:

Offline Tailpipe

Could maybe ask the winner if they'd like to partake in the next (if there is one) free punt competition


May me you could put your name forward for a free punt.  :D

Offline Horizontal pleasures

I might volunteer to meet the winner ... ? And do a FR, well I met one lady in Southend already.

(It would also depend on geography)

Offline Tailpipe

I might volunteer to meet the winner ... ? And do a FR, well I met one lady in Southend already.

(It would also depend on geography)


You brave man


zootie

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brave? foolish more like it.

Seriously HP I've read your posts and seen examples of 'women' you find attractive - example sock woman
I've never come across a chap with tastes such as yours
Enlighten this fool and tell us what the appeal is  :unknown:



Offline Horizontal pleasures

I like ladies who are larger but not exclusively. Even a slim one can turn me on if she is randy. Large hips are a turn on.
I like ladies who will not turn up their noses at a gent aged 71 although for my age I am OK, genial, smiling, middle class voice but not a snob, and the dangly bits work and I know how to wind up a lady's energy, love a good snog, give a good massage. No poo or pee for me.
So I like more mature ladies, maybe experienced at sex but not too long on the game, genuinely looking for affection and passion, if they pretend, they are good at it, but so am I.

So the so called young fit birds will not always suit me. I do not object to disability or for example a poor skin quality as long as breath is sweet. Hate tobacco, avoid perfume.

I quite like what some of you might think of as sordid, although I like a lady who washes as I do. I understand that some may live in deprived neighbourhoods and themselves have sparse furnishings as long as clean.
I often find them outside of London, smaller town or village, sometimes in a suburb. Sometimes not English.
Carly was great fun.
Will that do?

zootie

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Thanks HP for your frankness
Never hurts to try to see things from another perspective
As for Carly, I'll take your word for it. You don't need to worry about bumping into me if you're thinking about visiting her again.  :D
« Last Edit: May 27, 2013, 10:16:34 pm by zootie »

Offline Tailpipe

HP


Each to ther own , as they say, but very well put  :hi:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

HP


Each to ther own , as they say, but very well put  :hi:

and I am scared of dogs, if a lady has one it has to be placed into another room with the door shut so I go past your avatar at speed hehe,

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Enlighten this fool and tell us what the appeal is  :unknown:
your turn, what appeals to you?
this needs a new thread

Offline Marmalade

your turn, what appeals to you?
this needs a new thread

Not really. But when I saw the title of the thread, I thought, why bother? We could just have pictures of some of HP's better ones.


Easy :cool:


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I don't mean to sound nasty but how do some of these women get business? I have paid the odd time whilst not being attracted at all to the girl, but that was usually on a walk in and there was nobody else available.

Offline Horizontal pleasures

not as bad as some but still terribly useless

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Melb

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not as bad as some but still terribly useless

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I think Sonam Rai is a type of Indian stodgy pudding made with rye bread  :D

victor407

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I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"


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Offline Marmalade

I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"
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It's amazing how the pussy-whipped feedback fluffies break their backs to say sweet things. Such as "Nice body" rather than saying "face like fuck, thought all my Halloweens had come at once."

Offline hillingdonpete

I think this one would beat any on here. Infact, if I booked this girl and she opened the door, I would just instantly ask "Trick or Treat"


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that is horrific