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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #600 on: May 20, 2013, 09:22:59 am »
Quote from: DH on May 20, 2013, 05:37:01 am
sweetie22    <<<<< indeed

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thanks, how about a full link to the profile, and yes, it is awful.

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« Reply #601 on: May 20, 2013, 09:23:31 am »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 08:21:10 am
I just don't know where to begin with this one...

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another one, thanks, how about a full link to the profile, and yes, it is awful.

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« Reply #602 on: May 20, 2013, 01:20:25 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 08:21:10 am
I just don't know where to begin with this one...

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Looks like a man with a beer belly, hernia op included! :scare:

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« Reply #603 on: May 20, 2013, 02:46:47 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 20, 2013, 09:23:31 am
another one, thanks, how about a full link to the profile, and yes, it is awful.

Fucking hell, if even hp thinks it's awful  :scare:

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« Reply #604 on: May 20, 2013, 03:00:42 pm »
Quote from: Daffodil on May 20, 2013, 02:46:47 pm
Fucking hell, if even hp thinks it's awful  :scare:
yes but I should like to read the full profiles and cannot make the connections.
thanks

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« Reply #605 on: May 20, 2013, 03:37:47 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 20, 2013, 09:23:31 am
another one, thanks, how about a full link to the profile, and yes, it is awful.

Here you go HP enjoy!!

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« Reply #606 on: May 20, 2013, 03:49:26 pm »

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« Reply #607 on: May 20, 2013, 03:56:21 pm »
Quote from: Daffodil on May 20, 2013, 03:49:26 pm
Shit, that has to be a piss take?
A pet hate of mine is tattoos on the tits, especially if they are fucking awful. Smoking in one picture as well, which a lot of punters don't like. In her defense at least she didn't describe herself as classy or sophisticated like many less than salubrious escorts.

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« Reply #608 on: May 20, 2013, 04:04:09 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 20, 2013, 03:56:21 pm
A pet hate of mine is tattoos on the tits, especially if they are fucking awful. Smoking in one picture as well, which a lot of punters don't like. In her defense at least she didn't describe herself as classy or sophisticated like many less than salubrious escorts.

nope not classy and not sophisticated but she does name herself "SEXYmaddie" I can't think of much that is less sexy  :vomit:

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« Reply #609 on: May 20, 2013, 04:26:37 pm »
Quote from: Ali Katt on May 20, 2013, 03:56:21 pm
A pet hate of mine is tattoos on the tits, especially if they are fucking awful. Smoking in one picture as well, which a lot of punters don't like. In her defense at least she didn't describe herself as classy or sophisticated like many less than salubrious escorts.

how about this one... :vomit:

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can't figure out how to attach image but its 3rd pic on profile

Why did I have to look on aw today  :dash:
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« Reply #610 on: May 20, 2013, 04:37:08 pm »
Quote from: zootie on May 20, 2013, 04:26:37 pm
how about this one... :vomit:

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can't figure out how to attach image but its 3rd pic on profile

Why did I have to look on aw today  :dash:

Certainly not everyone's cup of tea but I think she looks amazing for her age and wish I'd look like that when I'm her age.

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« Reply #611 on: May 20, 2013, 04:39:02 pm »
Quote from: lovelysofia92 on May 20, 2013, 04:37:08 pm
Certainly not everyone's cup of tea but I think she looks amazing for her age and wish I'd look like that when I'm her age.

Errm it wasn't her age that struck me but the pussy shot  :vomit:

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« Reply #612 on: May 20, 2013, 04:40:24 pm »

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« Reply #613 on: May 20, 2013, 04:48:12 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 03:37:47 pm
Here you go HP enjoy!!

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Bareback? Well who would have forseen that?!

On your marks, HP; get set;   GO!

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« Reply #614 on: May 20, 2013, 06:52:11 pm »

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« Reply #615 on: May 20, 2013, 10:02:57 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 03:37:47 pm
Here you go HP enjoy!!

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Cunt lips pierced, nipples pierced, tattoos...I should love this but strangely I dont :vomit:
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #616 on: May 20, 2013, 10:45:59 pm »
Quote from: DH on May 20, 2013, 06:52:11 pm
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her gallery of 85 pictures could be added to this challenge thread in its entirety, as an insight into the domestic life of a lady of ill repute, as they used to say, as an exercise in lack of taste and lack of awareness of the erotic, as an exercise in banality.

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« Reply #617 on: May 20, 2013, 10:48:50 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 20, 2013, 03:37:47 pm
Here you go HP enjoy!!

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well I do not fancy licking that butterfly, but as she is 250 miles away I have no decision to make, I admire her bravery, stamina and that she is up for it, I like a bit of the sordid,  I am sure she has great orgasms, but maybe not with me.

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« Reply #618 on: May 20, 2013, 11:42:17 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 20, 2013, 10:45:59 pm
her gallery of 85 pictures could be added to this challenge thread in its entirety, as an insight into the domestic life of a lady of ill repute, as they used to say, as an exercise in lack of taste and lack of awareness of the erotic, as an exercise in banality.

I did not dare to look there  :vomit:

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« Reply #619 on: May 21, 2013, 01:12:03 am »
Here's an original idea for a photo. Lying on her side, gash out, overlooking the M40 motorway!  :scare:

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« Reply #620 on: May 21, 2013, 07:40:39 am »
How do know its the M40?

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« Reply #621 on: May 21, 2013, 09:59:33 am »
Quote from: zootie on May 20, 2013, 04:26:37 pm
how about this one... :vomit:

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can't figure out how to attach image but its 3rd pic on profile

Why did I have to look on aw today  :dash:

does she use lipstick on her pubes?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #622 on: May 21, 2013, 10:01:29 am »
Quote from: Stiltskin on May 21, 2013, 01:12:03 am
Here's an original idea for a photo. Lying on her side, gash out, overlooking the M40 motorway!  :scare:

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nice one, most incongruous, but how about the link please?

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« Reply #623 on: May 21, 2013, 01:58:59 pm »
The photo caption was ''playing on the hills by the M40".

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« Reply #624 on: May 21, 2013, 02:44:20 pm »
Quote from: Stiltskin on May 21, 2013, 01:58:59 pm
The photo caption was ''playing on the hills by the M40".

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HP always wants the link, they are all possible punts  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #625 on: May 21, 2013, 06:51:27 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 21, 2013, 02:44:20 pm
HP always wants the link, they are all possible punts  :sarcastic:
actually I think this lady looks like fun, thanks for the link. Not sure how or when I could get there.

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« Reply #626 on: May 21, 2013, 07:14:19 pm »
HP

I would get to Spec-Savers first :lol:

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« Reply #627 on: May 21, 2013, 08:36:26 pm »
Quote from: lovingfacials on May 21, 2013, 07:14:19 pm
HP

I would get to Spec-Savers first :lol:

but I like muffin tops and unsophisticated enthusiastic ladies who are not young enough to be my grandchild.
and look at this: not cheap but yummy.
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« Reply #628 on: May 21, 2013, 08:41:55 pm »
The brunette is cute but I'm afraid I'd have to paper bag the "blonde", looks a bit too horsey for my liking

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« Reply #629 on: May 21, 2013, 08:47:08 pm »
Quote from: Berks Bloke 32 on May 21, 2013, 08:41:55 pm
The brunette is cute but I'm afraid I'd have to paper bag the "blonde", looks a bit too horsey for my liking

Yeah Mel is hot:

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Nice wedding ring - be a buzz to meet her hubby on the way upstairs knowing I was soon gonna be balls deep in his Mrs :)

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« Reply #630 on: May 21, 2013, 08:53:56 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 21, 2013, 08:36:26 pm
but I like muffin tops and unsophisticated enthusiastic ladies who are not young enough to be my grandchild.
and look at this: not cheap but yummy.
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HP

Good luck to you then, whats that saying 'life would be dull if we all liked the same thing'

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« Reply #631 on: May 22, 2013, 06:36:38 am »
What's wrong with this picture?

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« Reply #632 on: May 22, 2013, 08:39:50 am »
Quote from: DH on May 22, 2013, 06:36:38 am
What's wrong with this picture?

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I give up what is wrong with that one??

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now this one looks bad!! and as for the blog, I hate it when the girls have nothing much to say in the blog so fill it with lines of XXXXXXX

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #633 on: May 22, 2013, 10:40:58 am »
Quote from: DH on May 22, 2013, 06:36:38 am
What's wrong with this picture?
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I do not know what is wrong with the picture unless it is Photoshop, it does not look gruesome but ... Google Images produced this:


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« Reply #634 on: May 22, 2013, 01:44:18 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2013, 10:40:58 am
I do not know what is wrong with the picture unless it is Photoshop, it does not look gruesome but ... Google Images produced this:


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None of these links work... comes up '404' error?

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #635 on: May 22, 2013, 01:51:28 pm »
Quote from: zootie on May 22, 2013, 01:44:18 pm

None of these links work... comes up '404' error?

so sorry, I just put the photo through Google images

so what is wrong with that photo?

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« Reply #636 on: May 22, 2013, 02:06:30 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2013, 01:51:28 pm
so sorry, I just put the photo through Google images

so what is wrong with that photo?

if you mean the one of the chubby lass in the black corset - no idea
aside from looking a bit manly, i can't see anything off with it
we'll have to wait for DH to fill us in

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« Reply #637 on: May 22, 2013, 02:14:55 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2013, 01:51:28 pm
so sorry, I just put the photo through Google images

so what is wrong with that photo?

well if you look at the profile that all those point to you find :-

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and under Location she has a long list of locations and dates she will be there

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both her Selectanescort and Adultwork profiles are under the same name, using pictures of the same girl and she has what looks like genuine feedback on AW.

So no HP, I still don't see whats wrong with that picture

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« Reply #638 on: May 22, 2013, 02:37:33 pm »

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« Reply #639 on: May 22, 2013, 04:16:34 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on May 22, 2013, 02:37:33 pm
well DH? this is a WG chase?

She's no model but if she turned up looking like this I'd happily get it on :)

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« Reply #640 on: May 22, 2013, 04:31:43 pm »
Quote from: Wiltsboy01 on May 22, 2013, 04:16:34 pm
She's no model but if she turned up looking like this I'd happily get it on :)

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i think DH is messing with us i really can't see whats wrong with her pics!!  :unknown:

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« Reply #641 on: May 22, 2013, 05:34:26 pm »
Quote from: zootie on May 22, 2013, 04:31:43 pm
i think DH is messing with us i really can't see whats wrong with her pics!!  :unknown:

Sorry lads; I can't copy the picture to here; but if you have a look at the right-hand photo on the fifth row of her Gallery, she looks nothing like the lass in this photo: External Link/Members Only .

And if the woman in the right-hand photo on the fifth row of her Gallery is a size 14, then I'm a Dutchman!

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« Reply #642 on: May 22, 2013, 05:38:47 pm »
This girl looks ok

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Until you see...

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Arrrghhhh run away run away

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« Reply #643 on: May 22, 2013, 05:44:20 pm »
Dear god that's hairy!!!  :vomit:

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« Reply #644 on: May 22, 2013, 05:46:34 pm »
Shit - how long does that take?

Wiltsgirl gets twitchy when she's a tiny bit stubbly - that must be 5 years of fur. 

Horses for courses I guess.

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« Reply #645 on: May 22, 2013, 05:51:15 pm »
Quote from: Wiltsboy01 on May 22, 2013, 05:46:34 pm
Shit - how long does that take?

Wiltsgirl gets twitchy when she's a tiny bit stubbly - that must be 5 years of fur. 

Horses for courses I guess.

I think most horses would refuse to jump that hedge!!  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #646 on: May 22, 2013, 05:56:16 pm »
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What's wrong with this picture?

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A photoshop chin job that went wrong  :hi:

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« Reply #647 on: May 22, 2013, 06:24:57 pm »
Quote from: Rochdull lad on May 22, 2013, 05:34:26 pm
Sorry lads; I can't copy the picture to here; but if you have a look at the right-hand photo on the fifth row of her Gallery, she looks nothing like the lass in this photo: External Link/Members Only .

And if the woman in the right-hand photo on the fifth row of her Gallery is a size 14, then I'm a Dutchman!

What fifth row? I can only see 6 photos (and 10 in PG).

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« Reply #648 on: May 22, 2013, 06:43:53 pm »
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This girl looks ok

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Until you see...

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Arrrghhhh run away run away

One for fans of Super Furry Animals, mayhap??!!

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« Reply #649 on: May 22, 2013, 06:55:14 pm »
Quote from: sucky2dollar on May 22, 2013, 05:56:16 pm
A photoshop chin job that went wrong  :hi:

Bloody eck its so obvious once its pointed out
thanks for clearing that up
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