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Offline Tallchris

« Reply #6350 on: January 28, 2018, 07:53:42 pm »
Well she was thin when we married then had a few too many fray bentos. 

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« Reply #6351 on: January 28, 2018, 08:53:27 pm »
Quote from: Tallchris on January 28, 2018, 07:53:42 pm
Well she was thin when we married then had a few too many fray bentos.

Sadly a problem known so well to me too
When I married her she would have been a £200/hr girl with glowing reviews , now with the lights off maybe a tenner on a good day

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« Reply #6352 on: January 28, 2018, 09:52:18 pm »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6353 on: January 28, 2018, 10:37:16 pm »
Quote from: berksboy on January 28, 2018, 09:52:18 pm
link please

and no i am not

for the second time
here she is in Norfolk, no meetings, phone chat only as far as I can tell.

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6354 on: January 28, 2018, 10:37:50 pm »
Quote from: punk on January 28, 2018, 06:22:18 pm
You poor sod.
at least it is his ex.

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« Reply #6355 on: January 29, 2018, 12:29:22 am »

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6356 on: January 29, 2018, 11:58:29 am »

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« Reply #6357 on: January 29, 2018, 12:14:46 pm »

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« Reply #6358 on: January 29, 2018, 12:52:16 pm »

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« Reply #6359 on: January 29, 2018, 01:49:04 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on January 29, 2018, 12:52:16 pm
Looks like shes still in a nursing home. :scare:


That table could do with some work on the top, looks like its badly pitted.


Unless, it just    crumbs   :D :D :D .
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6360 on: January 29, 2018, 03:45:25 pm »
Quote from: The_Don on January 29, 2018, 01:49:04 pm

That table could do with some work on the top, looks like its badly pitted.


Unless, it just    crumbs   :D :D :D .
it is a Cadbury biscuit tin, she must have scoffed the lot.

Offline Faith Browns knockers

« Reply #6361 on: January 29, 2018, 04:34:10 pm »
It's a tin of Poor Quality Street

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« Reply #6362 on: January 29, 2018, 05:38:11 pm »

Offline finn5555

« Reply #6363 on: January 29, 2018, 06:21:05 pm »
Quote from: TPreston on January 29, 2018, 05:38:11 pm
Using her tits as arm rests  :lol: :lol: :lol:

I thought that was her gut  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Offline punk

« Reply #6364 on: January 29, 2018, 07:35:29 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 28, 2018, 10:37:50 pm
at least it is his ex.

True,but the years of hell.

Offline punk

« Reply #6365 on: January 29, 2018, 07:36:42 pm »
Quote from: TPreston on January 29, 2018, 05:38:11 pm
Using her tits as arm rests  :lol: :lol: :lol:

Looks more like her spare tire.

Offline bobdavid

« Reply #6366 on: January 30, 2018, 09:20:57 am »

Offline Thecunninglinguist

« Reply #6367 on: January 30, 2018, 11:57:00 am »
If she was £30 for 15 it would be worth it just to experience sticking your head between them  :D

Offline bobdavid

« Reply #6368 on: January 30, 2018, 12:31:17 pm »
Quote from: Thecunninglinguist on January 30, 2018, 11:57:00 am
If she was £30 for 15 it would be worth it just to experience sticking your head between them  :D

I reckon you could probably stick half your body between them to be honest. Why you'd want to, though, is anyone's guess  :vomit:

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« Reply #6369 on: January 30, 2018, 01:25:06 pm »
Quote from: finn5555 on January 29, 2018, 06:21:05 pm
I thought that was her gut  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

So did I  :scare: :scare:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6370 on: January 31, 2018, 03:07:25 pm »
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is the climbing in or escaping or advertising Velux?

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« Reply #6371 on: January 31, 2018, 04:49:19 pm »

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Offline PleadInsanity

« Reply #6373 on: January 31, 2018, 06:16:03 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2018, 04:49:19 pm
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Y U C K  (she has even got her socks on)

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Quote from: finn5555 on January 31, 2018, 05:52:01 pm
With the state of the carpet you need to keep them on  :scare:

So has he, but his look to be of the thermal variety :D
There's just nothing right/nice in that picture at all, she looks like a corpse propped up for the pic :)

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« Reply #6374 on: January 31, 2018, 07:07:15 pm »

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« Reply #6375 on: January 31, 2018, 09:58:58 pm »
Quote from: punk on January 31, 2018, 07:07:15 pm
It's gollum's sister.

Jesus that is tragic.

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« Reply #6376 on: January 31, 2018, 10:10:37 pm »
Quote from: punk on January 31, 2018, 07:07:15 pm
It's gollum's sister.
Thats not really fair on Gollum, my precious.....

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« Reply #6377 on: February 01, 2018, 12:35:45 am »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 31, 2018, 03:07:25 pm
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is the climbing in or escaping or advertising Velux?

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Maths doesn't seem to be her strong point - £70ph or two hours for £180 or three for £270.

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« Reply #6378 on: February 01, 2018, 01:54:17 am »
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« Reply #6379 on: February 01, 2018, 02:12:14 am »
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Offline Tallchris

« Reply #6380 on: February 01, 2018, 02:11:38 pm »
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Does BB and is located conveniently close to the hospital.  Not sure if it has a GUM clinic.  You'll probably need it.

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« Reply #6381 on: February 01, 2018, 02:15:21 pm »
Quote from: Tallchris on February 01, 2018, 02:11:38 pm
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Does BB and is located conveniently close to the hospital.  Not sure if it has a GUM clinic.  You'll probably need it.

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This thread ffs  :lol: :lol: :lol:

The thought process - yeah if i put on my IRA balaclava and use a couple of suit ties slammed into the bedroom door it'll look dead sexy  :wackogirl: :lol:

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« Reply #6382 on: February 01, 2018, 02:55:22 pm »
She looks more like an executioner. Cant believe people put this shit on AW and thinks they look good. :dash: :dash: :dash: :dash:

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« Reply #6383 on: February 01, 2018, 06:18:50 pm »
Quote from: MrMatrix on February 01, 2018, 02:55:22 pm
She looks more like an executioner. Cant believe people put this shit on AW and thinks they look good.
54 feedbacks! She must have eaten them all.

Offline NickA

« Reply #6384 on: February 01, 2018, 06:28:11 pm »
Quote from: finn5555 on January 31, 2018, 05:52:01 pm
With the state of the carpet you need to keep them on  :scare:


The couch isn't much better.

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Offline wannabe

« Reply #6385 on: February 01, 2018, 07:47:32 pm »
These last few remind me of the saying, "Its grim up north!"

Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #6386 on: February 01, 2018, 07:56:16 pm »
Quote from: NickA on February 01, 2018, 06:28:11 pm

The couch isn't much better.

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enlarge twice and you can see that it looks like spliffs in the ashtray

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« Reply #6387 on: February 01, 2018, 08:19:20 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on February 01, 2018, 07:56:16 pm
enlarge twice and you can see that it looks like spliffs in the ashtray

I'd need a good helping of heroin before I could get anywhere near that!

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« Reply #6388 on: February 01, 2018, 09:22:52 pm »
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Does BB and is located conveniently close to the hospital.  Not sure if it has a GUM clinic.  You'll probably need it.

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No wait there's 2 of them.

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« Reply #6389 on: February 01, 2018, 09:33:39 pm »

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« Reply #6390 on: February 01, 2018, 09:40:00 pm »
Quote from: Tallchris on February 01, 2018, 09:22:52 pm
No wait there's 2 of them.

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Would put you off walking the dog for life if you walked across those dumplings. Happily let Rover just shit in the back garden if meant not seeing that ever again  :lol:

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« Reply #6391 on: February 01, 2018, 10:10:08 pm »
Looks like the one on the right is taking a dump. :scare:
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Offline Tallchris

« Reply #6392 on: February 01, 2018, 10:16:21 pm »
Quote from: TPreston on February 01, 2018, 09:40:00 pm
Would put you off walking the dog for life if you walked across those dumplings. Happily let Rover just shit in the back garden if meant not seeing that ever again  :lol:

According to the ad its 400 notes for 2 hours of bareback with both of them together.  They also have a sloppy seconds service. This has to be a joke profile?

Offline punk

« Reply #6393 on: February 01, 2018, 10:50:25 pm »
Quote from: Tallchris on February 01, 2018, 09:22:52 pm
No wait there's 2 of them.

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Is the one on the right taking a piss or a dump?  :unknown:

Offline berksboy

« Reply #6394 on: February 02, 2018, 09:23:38 am »
They are now escort of the day !

Offline plums

« Reply #6395 on: February 02, 2018, 11:33:36 am »
Why am I looking at this thread on the same day I'm planning on punting?!  :scare:

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« Reply #6396 on: February 02, 2018, 11:49:49 am »
Quote from: Bogof60 on February 01, 2018, 10:10:08 pm
Looks like the one on the right is taking a dump. :scare:

 :vomit:

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« Reply #6397 on: February 02, 2018, 11:51:01 am »
This one is pretty harrowing - Sorry this device won't save pictures ......... that's probably for the best  :scare:

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« Reply #6398 on: February 02, 2018, 02:26:10 pm »
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This one is pretty harrowing - Sorry this device won't save pictures ......... that's probably for the best  :scare:

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« Reply #6399 on: February 02, 2018, 06:04:15 pm »
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Was literally just on my way to post this!
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