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Offline stevedave

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"This cucumber sandwich tastes different dear"  :scare:

Tuna and cucumber do work quite well together  :sarcastic:

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Tuna and cucumber do work quite well together  :sarcastic:
Plus a bit of mayonnaise of course. :lol: :lol: :lol:

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Tuna and cucumber do work quite well together  :sarcastic:
Is that tuna in water or tuna in oil?  Chunked or light?  :cool: :D

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im sure these pics are getting worse  :vomit:

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 There are only two sentences on her page, and neither of them make any sense at all .


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I was about to call her Nora Batty, but then realised she looks more like Compo.

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She looks foxy alright, like one licking shit of a wire brush :lol:


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« Last Edit: February 24, 2017, 09:10:46 pm by The_Don »

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Ha! I love the little willie pouch in the middle photo.


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Hate to say it but quite like a woman like that who dodges the salad!

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Come on HP,  she's largely passable.  Your standards are dropping (or in the context of this thread,  rising)

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Come on HP,  she's largely passable.  Your standards are dropping (or in the context of this thread,  rising)
it was the hair and posture as well as the (yummy) size, I thought she must be tied up, and there is a hint of hairyness!


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I wonder how many years ago she last saw her genitals. Cant imagine any bloke wants too. :scare:


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« Last Edit: March 07, 2017, 07:47:24 pm by FCB »


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I wonder how many years ago she last saw her genitals. Cant imagine any bloke wants too. :scare:

lol. yep throw a bag of flour in the general region and look for  a damp spot . :lol: :lol: :lol:
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"Sorry to do this to you all, but I'm taking time away. I have found the love of my life..." :wacko: :lol:

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How could she do this to us. Heartbroken.
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Are you legally allowed to marry a pie?

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There is probably a queue waiting to eat her out aswell  :sarcastic:
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Don't know :scare: but unfortunately what has been seen can never be unseen. I can see that image everytime i blink, take it away :lol:


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Don't know :scare: but unfortunately what has been seen can never be unseen. I can see that image everytime i blink, take it away :lol:

Off to buy some brain bleach   :lol:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

And the winner is

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" Being sexy comes natural to me " writes madam in a lampshade which does not match her leggings making it even more incongruous and equally DAFT

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