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Offline od13218

« Reply #4550 on: January 21, 2016, 10:33:18 am »
Some guys are into this. Not my bag though I do like a strap-on. She does advertise as a domination/fetish specialist to be fair!

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« Reply #4551 on: January 21, 2016, 04:24:18 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on January 20, 2016, 09:01:15 pm
Apologies if you are about to eat  :thumbsdown: - how is this, in anyway meant to entice me to pick up the phone and call?
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Thought the guy was taking a dump or was a mutant with a arm growing out of his arse.

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« Reply #4552 on: January 21, 2016, 04:25:41 pm »
Quote from: Andyply on January 20, 2016, 09:01:15 pm
Apologies if you are about to eat  :thumbsdown: - how is this, in anyway meant to entice me to pick up the phone and call?
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May be she is applying pile cream.  :unknown:

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« Reply #4553 on: January 22, 2016, 12:27:23 am »
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May be she is applying pile cream.  :unknown:

I hope I never get piles then matey

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« Reply #4554 on: January 22, 2016, 01:30:55 am »
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thanks a bunch
My pleasure - just looking out for you matey.  Trying to be of assistance for a fellow UKP'er.  Regards - JesterWP  :lol:

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« Reply #4556 on: January 22, 2016, 08:06:21 am »

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« Reply #4557 on: January 22, 2016, 09:57:47 am »

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« Reply #4559 on: January 22, 2016, 01:21:12 pm »
I'm torn between the two!  :drinks:

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« Reply #4560 on: January 22, 2016, 03:50:26 pm »
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I'm torn between the two!  :drinks:

Spoil yourself have a threesome  :scare:

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« Reply #4561 on: January 22, 2016, 04:57:27 pm »
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I'm torn between the two!  :drinks:

What ever rocks your boat.

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« Reply #4562 on: January 23, 2016, 07:21:08 pm »
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Shocked to see how much she has changed. 
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Q. I see in your pics & vids you do bareback do you prefer this?   A. Yes I prefer skin on skin when having fun, I always go bare as you will see.... there's no better feeling & I love the feeling of hot cum filling all my holes, after all the last time I checked it's not against the law haha it's a totally natural normal feeling to want :D
  are you gonna argue...... :cry:
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« Reply #4563 on: January 23, 2016, 07:31:23 pm »
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Shocked to see how much she has changed. 

Look at the link for a duo partner, he is an incredible hulk and must have had some influence and presumably is now the pimp.
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« Reply #4564 on: January 23, 2016, 07:43:35 pm »
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Look at the link for a duo partner, he is an incredible hulk and must have had some influence and presumably is now the pimp.
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Pimping twat. :dash:  She were alright when she used to look like this -

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or this -

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« Reply #4565 on: January 23, 2016, 07:47:06 pm »
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Pimping twat. :dash:  She were alright when she used to look like this -

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or this -

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Perhaps shes swallowed so much jizz shes mutated into a dude.  :unknown:
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« Reply #4566 on: January 23, 2016, 07:51:57 pm »
Barebacking nearly six years... Lots of feedback but I agree, she was cute before the bodybuilding

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« Reply #4567 on: January 23, 2016, 07:54:17 pm »
WHAT THE HELL! :scare: She used to be so pretty.

(Although she's not an escort now, so the BB thing is for the guys out there who like the fantasy etc on cam.)

Is she JUST trying to build up her legs? Cos they are MAHOOSIVE compared to her torso and arms :unknown:
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« Reply #4568 on: January 23, 2016, 07:58:09 pm »
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WHAT THE HELL! :scare: She used to be so pretty.

(Although she's not an escort, so the BB thing is for the guys out there who like the fantasy etc on cam.)

Yep in the days when she was proper prossying.  :thumbsup: A circus show freak now IMHO.  :scare:

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« Reply #4569 on: January 24, 2016, 12:11:40 am »
Quote from: CatBBW on January 23, 2016, 07:54:17 pm
WHAT THE HELL! :scare: She used to be so pretty.

(Although she's not an escort now, so the BB thing is for the guys out there who like the fantasy etc on cam.)

Is she JUST trying to build up her legs? Cos they are MAHOOSIVE compared to her torso and arms :unknown:
Must be workouts and drinking protein jizz. A warming to all WG that swallow.  ;)
Who on earth would pay to cam her unless she puts her green paint on  :unknown:

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« Reply #4570 on: January 24, 2016, 01:10:57 am »
In this picture if you didn't know any better you would think it was a bloke. I noticed in some pictures she has a spotty arse, must be a side effect from the roids.
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« Reply #4571 on: January 24, 2016, 01:17:14 am »
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In this picture if you didn't know any better you would think it was a bloke. I noticed in some pictures she has a spotty arse, must be a side effect from the roids.
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Fuckind sad but it does look like a bloke.  :( Seemingly in prossie years she's 25 and her partner/pimp is 47.  Says it all really.  :(

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« Reply #4572 on: January 24, 2016, 09:55:18 am »
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the single photo in her public gallery is very revealing - it shows her off to ..... ?

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« Reply #4573 on: January 25, 2016, 06:55:20 pm »
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Some truly dreadful Photoshopping on this profile, not to flatter or deceive, simply to titivate.  :thumbsdown: looks an alright escort though.  :thumbsup:
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The free intro video is pretty shocking too  :scare:
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« Reply #4574 on: January 25, 2016, 08:47:05 pm »
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Perhaps shes swallowed so much jizz shes mutated into a dude.  :unknown:
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Fucking hell that would be scary, the stuff nightmares are made of, if you just so happened to have a thing for muscular women, you go for a punt and……………………………………….
Down goes the g string & out flops mister Rogers  :vomit:
Would you dare Ask for a refund, from the muscle bound freak :(
Risky you Might upset “her” send it into red faced, vain popping, eye bulging foaming at the mouth.  Roid rage, :scare:
And it starts threatening to rip your head off and spunk down your neck, while insisting it’s just an enlarged clit and it’s perfectly normal :sarcastic:

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« Reply #4575 on: January 25, 2016, 09:00:41 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 23, 2016, 07:31:23 pm
Look at the link for a duo partner, he is an incredible hulk and must have had some influence and presumably is now the pimp.
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HIs cock looks red raw in the pic on the right!  :scare:

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« Reply #4576 on: January 25, 2016, 09:01:33 pm »
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« Reply #4577 on: January 25, 2016, 09:03:47 pm »
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Some truly dreadful Photoshopping on this profile, not to flatter or deceive, simply to titivate.  :thumbsdown: looks an alright escort though.  :thumbsup:

Look at the snooker table pic and notice a hand on the right......  :crazy: :wacko: Seems she must be very bendy for her arm to stretch out then come back in?

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« Reply #4578 on: January 25, 2016, 09:06:59 pm »
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looks an alright escort though.  :thumbsup:
I'm retracting my statement, new contact lenses in today. :angry:

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« Reply #4579 on: January 25, 2016, 09:29:12 pm »
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I'm retracting my statement, new contact lenses in today. :angry:

S(he) used to look al-right (not any more)

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« Reply #4580 on: January 28, 2016, 04:09:36 pm »
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For your consideration gentleman

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« Reply #4581 on: January 28, 2016, 04:23:21 pm »
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Bareback
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Ugly as Fuck!

I believe this qualifies as a trifecta!

Form an orderly queue!

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IM A BBW WITH A BIG BOOTY SO IF YOURE LOOKING FOR AN 18 YEAR OLD BROOMHANDLE IN 6" HIGH HEELS YOU'D DO BEST TO LOOK AROUND OK?

Understatement of the century!
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Offline Horizontal pleasures

« Reply #4582 on: January 28, 2016, 04:59:11 pm »
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She is usually in Leeds and occasionally in London (this week).
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« Reply #4583 on: January 28, 2016, 05:19:40 pm »
Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 28, 2016, 04:59:11 pm
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She is usually in Leeds and occasionally in London (this week).

I have noted that you have also had the pleasure! Props

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« Reply #4584 on: January 28, 2016, 05:28:49 pm »
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I have noted that you have also had the pleasure! Props

more than once

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« Reply #4585 on: January 28, 2016, 05:33:19 pm »
Quote from: KentAde on January 25, 2016, 09:03:47 pm
Look at the snooker table pic and notice a hand on the right......  :crazy: :wacko: Seems she must be very bendy for her arm to stretch out then come back in?

I suspect it's not bad photoshopping at all but another woman entirely. Maybe took this photo with another woman and simply failed to photoshop out the extra hand ! It's also a left hand but minus a ring so probably belongs to someone else. Nail varnish even a different colour ! I rest my case M'Lord !!

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« Reply #4586 on: January 29, 2016, 12:23:20 pm »
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please see second picture  :lol:  :crazy:  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #4587 on: January 29, 2016, 12:28:53 pm »
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please see second picture  :lol:  :crazy:  :sarcastic:

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where it looks like she has a tiny cock but its her hand ?

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« Reply #4588 on: January 29, 2016, 12:34:35 pm »
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where it looks like she has a tiny cock but its her hand ?
Yeah, highly likely is just a finger. Certainly it is an ambiguous picture  :sarcastic:

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« Reply #4589 on: January 29, 2016, 06:20:02 pm »

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« Reply #4590 on: January 29, 2016, 06:55:34 pm »
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« Reply #4591 on: January 29, 2016, 06:58:52 pm »
 :) No way, which one?  :unknown:
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« Reply #4592 on: January 29, 2016, 07:02:00 pm »
Strangest thing the bloke in the middle looks pregnant  :lol:

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« Reply #4593 on: January 29, 2016, 07:47:49 pm »
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Strangest thing the bloke in the middle looks pregnant  :lol:
:vomit: Who knows whats going on inside his f*****g head  :scare: :wackogirl:

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« Reply #4594 on: January 29, 2016, 07:49:43 pm »

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« Reply #4595 on: January 29, 2016, 08:05:41 pm »

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« Reply #4596 on: January 29, 2016, 08:11:27 pm »
I admit she's a looker in comparison to some pictures on this thread

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« Reply #4597 on: January 29, 2016, 09:17:34 pm »
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Well, for 72 she don't look that bad, not saying I would but she looks just as good as some 50 year olds.

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« Reply #4598 on: January 29, 2016, 09:53:44 pm »
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Well, for 72 she don't look that bad, not saying I would but she looks just as good as some 50 year olds.
Fair play to her. I'm not a fan of her body shape, but she's the oldest swinger in town.

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« Reply #4599 on: January 29, 2016, 10:12:10 pm »
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Fair play to her. I'm not a fan of her body shape, but she's the oldest swinger in town.

I would be careful Alison... HP will be after a 3 some with you both
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