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Ali Katt · « **Reply #4450 on:** January 07, 2016, 01:55:59 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 07, 2016, 01:43:36 pm

thanks for the kind thought Alison, but you are too far away. Best stick to the worst pictures competition, as flirting is not encouraged on this forum.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4451 on:** January 07, 2016, 08:12:15 pm »

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fortunately for those who are eating their dinner the photos are small.

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4452 on:** January 07, 2016, 09:07:01 pm »

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ortunately for those who are eating their dinner the photos are small

unlike her girth.

is it possible to unsubscribe to this thread as it's hurting me emotionally?

Poopster · « **Reply #4453 on:** January 07, 2016, 09:27:31 pm »

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fortunately for those who are eating their dinner the photos are small.

Seriously stop it.

Fuck it, it's my own fault for clicking on this thread. It's like a car crash. An obese OAP prossie car crash.

Blackpool Rock · « **Reply #4454 on:** January 08, 2016, 01:54:44 am »

Quote from: Andyply on January 07, 2016, 09:07:01 pm

unlike her girth.

is it possible to unsubscribe to this thread as it's hurting me emotionally?

I've wondered the same myself but you can't help looking can you

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4455 on:** January 08, 2016, 10:54:45 am »

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I've wondered the same myself but you can't help looking can you

there must be some ladies suitable for this thread in Blackpool?
How about this one?
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4456 on:** January 08, 2016, 11:02:10 am »

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Seriously stop it.
Fuck it, it's my own fault for clicking on this thread. It's like a car crash. An obese OAP prossie car crash.

I think this one might provide some poopy for your motel? (She says she does it in hotel which is the closest I can find)
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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4457 on:** January 08, 2016, 06:42:01 pm »

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fortunately for those who are eating their dinner the photos are small.

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slightly larger photos and one or two more now, plenty of podge to podge

Poopster · « **Reply #4458 on:** January 08, 2016, 10:32:57 pm »

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slightly larger photos and one or two more now, plenty of podge to podge

I feel quite sorry for her, she just doesn't know how to do 'sexy'. Not that she could ever be described with that word anyway, but there's just no thought or effort put into such things as her pose. Bless her.

webpunter · « **Reply #4459 on:** January 08, 2016, 11:57:08 pm »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 08, 2016, 06:42:01 pm

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slightly larger photos and one or two more now, plenty of podge to podge

HP - a belated happy NY. Podge plenty - does 'it' take up two entries on your HL ? I do hope this one doesn't make the bottom end of your HL

tarkus · « **Reply #4460 on:** January 09, 2016, 12:51:21 am »

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This has to be one of the worst boob jobs ever....shame as she's a pretty girl

Chuckman · « **Reply #4461 on:** January 09, 2016, 01:42:22 am »

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This has to be one of the worst boob jobs ever....shame as she's a pretty girl

Damn. That is horrendous. Saggy, lumpy, placed far too high up her body with her nipples seemingly placed randomly on them.

As you say she is a pretty girl and this ruins her.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4462 on:** January 09, 2016, 07:13:17 am »

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link please, where is she?

Kyuss · « **Reply #4463 on:** January 09, 2016, 09:04:15 am »

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link please, where is she?

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HappyandLucky · « **Reply #4464 on:** January 09, 2016, 11:41:15 am »

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Oh bollocks. Was on my HL, but having seen this, the delete button was quickly used.

wannabe · « **Reply #4465 on:** January 09, 2016, 09:13:48 pm »

Perhaps we need a new thread - worst boob job ever!

cockneybstrd · « **Reply #4466 on:** January 09, 2016, 09:33:16 pm »

looks like a geezer's police mug shot for drunk driving

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cueball · « **Reply #4467 on:** January 09, 2016, 09:38:39 pm »

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This has to be one of the worst boob jobs ever....shame as she's a pretty girl

Them's a bad old pair of knockers

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4468 on:** January 09, 2016, 10:36:27 pm »

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looks like a geezer's police mug shot for drunk driving

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Full_Charlotte xxx

posted at 9.33, profile gone at 10.33

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4469 on:** January 09, 2016, 10:44:01 pm »

Mutton undressed as lamb

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Vivago · « **Reply #4470 on:** January 10, 2016, 05:31:22 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 09, 2016, 10:44:01 pm

Mutton undressed as lamb

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She got the sack from her last job as make-up artist for Coco the Clown!

Imagine what she looks like without her slap.

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yantob27 · « **Reply #4471 on:** January 10, 2016, 08:44:17 am »

Where did she get her makeup hints from - a drag queen?

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4472 on:** January 10, 2016, 10:38:51 pm »

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what is she alluring to? Her big end rear view?

Chuckman · « **Reply #4473 on:** January 11, 2016, 12:18:31 am »

Quote from: Horizontal pleasures on January 10, 2016, 10:38:51 pm

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what is she alluring to? Her big end rear view?

I think it's more to the fact that the picture was the centre spread of Gyno Shots Monthly June 2015 edition.

Badvicar · « **Reply #4474 on:** January 11, 2016, 02:15:15 pm »

Her/His 46 years have been none too kind!

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4475 on:** January 11, 2016, 02:29:16 pm »

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Her/His 46 years have been none too kind!

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I am lost for words it must be bad.

Vivago · « **Reply #4476 on:** January 11, 2016, 03:07:03 pm »

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I am lost for words it must be bad.

So is she/he apparently. Profile down.

Badvicar · « **Reply #4477 on:** January 11, 2016, 03:40:20 pm »

Link still works for me, sadly.

pong · « **Reply #4478 on:** January 11, 2016, 08:36:13 pm »

What is it?
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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4479 on:** January 11, 2016, 08:44:54 pm »

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Poopster · « **Reply #4480 on:** January 11, 2016, 08:50:35 pm »

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Meatspin.

Chuckman · « **Reply #4481 on:** January 11, 2016, 08:59:49 pm »

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Joycelyn Wildenstein's younger sister?

pong · « **Reply #4482 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:09:19 pm »

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Joycelyn Wildenstein's younger sister?

Early days than.

mikexxlong · « **Reply #4483 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:20:39 pm »

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Looks like a geriatric male has used his pension fund, for a trip to Bangkok for gender reassignment

Instead of spunking it away with all the bar girls etc. in pattaya

Badvicar · « **Reply #4484 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:35:00 pm »

One of his/her feedback says they have lovely soft tackle. I'm definately not James-gay after seeingthat profile.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4485 on:** January 11, 2016, 09:59:13 pm »

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What is it?

link please

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4486 on:** January 11, 2016, 10:07:58 pm »

who was it was looking forward to a chinwank?

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Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4487 on:** January 11, 2016, 10:11:02 pm »

May I Introduce you to Sonya from New York?

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4488 on:** January 11, 2016, 10:22:37 pm »

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link please

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bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4489 on:** January 11, 2016, 10:23:32 pm »

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who was it was looking forward to a chinwank?

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Wheres the neck?

bristolqwerty · « **Reply #4490 on:** January 11, 2016, 10:26:25 pm »

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May I Introduce you to Sonya from New York?

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This one upsets me, surely an EE trafficked girl - hooked on drugs by her pimp, the dark side of punting

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4491 on:** January 13, 2016, 10:16:35 pm »

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then Steely Dan's post:
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Yikes I clicked on the middle picture. My eyes! This is NOT the worst escort picture challenge thread - you have posted this in the wrong place.

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4492 on:** January 13, 2016, 10:20:44 pm »

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mutton not even dressed as lamb

Horizontal pleasures · « **Reply #4493 on:** January 13, 2016, 10:25:56 pm »

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at least she is happy

Ali Katt · « **Reply #4494 on:** January 13, 2016, 11:16:45 pm »

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at least she is happy

DD breasts and not a single picture. I'm disappointed.

punk · « **Reply #4495 on:** January 13, 2016, 11:17:26 pm »

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at least she is happy

Some ones having a laugh

Poopster · « **Reply #4496 on:** January 14, 2016, 12:38:17 am »

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at least she is happy

Saw that earlier, I wondered if she'd make an appearance here. That's the same lass with spina bifida I posted a week or so ago, she's made a new profile.

WelshMatt · « **Reply #4497 on:** January 15, 2016, 11:03:49 pm »

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Chunk from the Goonies is now escorting!

Poopster · « **Reply #4498 on:** January 15, 2016, 11:39:41 pm »

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Chunk from the Goonies is now escorting!

JUST TURNED 30????

What's the exchange rate from real years to prossie years these days??

WelshMatt · « **Reply #4499 on:** January 15, 2016, 11:54:04 pm »

Well she is from Merthyr the Dole capital of Britain and where the average life expectancy in some parts is just 50 (not joking) so that may well be her actual age...

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