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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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combine the price for an hour with the colour of her feet in the bottoms up picture and words fail me....

Offline CatBBW

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In her 50s who is she trying to kid.  Until I saw the boobs I thought it was a mid 80s man from her face

Me too!!! :lol:

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combine the price for an hour with the colour of her feet in the bottoms up picture and words fail me....

£40 per hour?  Is this negative inflation Japanese style?

Has a phone number so if it verifies to lose it's banner in a day or so it's got to be the lowest priced hour of (doubtless unpleasnt but cheap) sex ever offered on AW :)

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Who in their right mind would pay this £70 per hour ?

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single sword

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 :scare: Great thread! That often used review cliche "her photos don't do her justice" need not apply.

single sword

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Here's an idea,gather all these ladies(if that's what they are)onto one website called MuntersForPunters.com. Might take it to dragons den for finance,there's a couple of munters on there so should get a sympathetic hearing!

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Here's an idea,gather all these ladies(if that's what they are)onto one website called MuntersForPunters.com. Might take it to dragons den for finance,there's a couple of munters on there so should get a sympathetic hearing!

There will be a market for it!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Who in their right mind would pay this £70 per hour ?

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please give the link for the original profile on AW
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in Oldbury B68 ???

Lz-129

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please give the link for the original profile on AW

Didnt think it would be long before you asked that :thumbsup:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

please give the link for the original profile on AW
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here she is
great
but too far away

Lz-129

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Christ, what's she collecting in that spoon?

Wiltsboy01

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"Tempted" you must be fucking joking.  This actually make my cock shrivel, I could feel it :)

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Who in their right mind would pay this £70 per hour ?

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Cilla's piled on some pounds.

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Cilla's piled on some pounds.

"Surprise, surprise"?

 More like "heart attack inducing shock"

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"Tempted" you must be fucking joking.  This actually make my cock shrivel, I could feel it :)

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That's an anus that been bleached! It's pinker than her fanny!

Offline Horizontal pleasures

"Tempted" you must be fucking joking.  This actually make my cock shrivel, I could feel it :)

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It may make you Wilts but it makes me hard to look at this one, I like large hips.

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It may make you Wilts but it makes me hard to look at this one, I like large hips.

Jesus HP you are defiantly one of a kind  :cool:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Jesus HP you are defiantly one of a kind  :cool:

yep and I am even defiant about it ....

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After having this on top of you there is no way you would be able to move for a week

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After having this on top of you there is no way you would be able to move for a week

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They look like Man boobs  :scare: :scare:

Offline Horizontal pleasures

even I do not find this dustbin shaped torso attractive

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even I do not find this dustbin shaped torso attractive

You knows it a wrongun if HP doesn't like it  :lol:

Offline Tailpipe

even I do not find this dustbin shaped torso attractive


HP your line in the sand , excellent , love the dustbin description  :D


Offline LostInMackemLand

This may be someone's idea of heaven but it makes my dick shrink

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Offline Horizontal pleasures

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I agreed, almost seems anorexic until I saw the picture of her bum, VERY nice.

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Who in their right mind would pay this £70 per hour ?

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Jesus! I would not want to be in bed with that if you paid me. Not even for a LOT of money.

But she has 37 positive feedback???!!!

I dunno - maybe if she had paper bag over her head? And a paper bag over my head? No - still not.  :lol: 

Offline Horizontal pleasures

Jesus! I would not want to be in bed with that if you paid me. Not even for a LOT of money.

But she has 37 positive feedback???!!!

I dunno - maybe if she had paper bag over her head? And a paper bag over my head? No - still not.  :lol:

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a lady of beauty is a joy forever


Offline Horizontal pleasures

After having this on top of you there is no way you would be able to move for a week

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I decided to investigate dispassionately as the location is far from where I might roam. I looked at the gallery. Not expensive at £1.50. She looks delightful in that she has a kind face, decent hair, a well cared for clean and welcoming location which looks like home with nice ornaments, lovely bed, and her body is clean and well cared for. Her legs are not sagging with fat, just plump with nice ankles. her breasts are large but look small on her large middle. Yes she is clinically obese and will soon have, if she does not already, a major health problem. Her stomach and abdomen are very large and she has no waistline. She is shaven down below. But the photos chosen here, even allowing for her size, do not give a good impression. So anyone who likes huge, as distinct from just large or plump or curvy, ladies, should not run away. But maybe on here there is no one who likes them quite so huge.

And her face and skin look clear enough to be 27 years old as stated.
« Last Edit: June 24, 2013, 08:32:54 pm by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline LostInMackemLand

In my admittedly short time time on this site HP, you have managed to make me laugh, cringe, vomit in my mouth and applaud.

Well played Sir !

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I decided to investigate dispassionately as the location is far from where I might roam. I looked at the gallery. Not expensive at £1.50. She looks delightful in that she has a kind face, decent hair, a well cared for clean and welcoming location which looks like home with nice ornaments, lovely bed, and her body is clean and well cared for. Her legs are not sagging with fat, just plump with nice ankles. her breasts are large but look small on her large middle. Yes she is clinically obese and will soon have, if she does not already, a major health problem. Her stomach and abdomen are very large and she has no waistline. She is shaven down below. But the photos chosen here, even allowing for her size, do not give a good impression. So anyone who likes huge, as distinct from just large or plump or curvy, ladies, should not run away. But maybe on here there is no one who likes them quite so huge.

And her face and skin look clear enough to be 27 years old as stated.

I'd like to dispute part of your post, HP, the part I've bolded: Obesity doesn't mean a person WILL have a major health problem. Lifestyle and genetics determine most of that. However, she does carry a LOT round her waist, to the point that her tits are relatively 'small', so I agree that she is at increased risk of health issues.

I agree that this is a BAD picture, if she's trying to display her best wares as tempting as poss.

Offline LostInMackemLand

Take your pick from her free gallery ...

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I particularly enjoy the ones with the tractor, and the one where it looks like she is squeezing out a fart while a guy summons the courage to move closer.

Offline suffolkmark

But even in AW years 32 yo is pushing it looking ather face picks!!!!  :D

hollysbeenabadgirl

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But even in AW years 32 yo is pushing it looking ather face picks!!!!  :D

I'm 36 (genuinely, though I look younger*) and my mother looks younger than her. I will never understand lying about age.

*apparently

Offline Horizontal pleasures

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Ladies have been known to request gents not to send them a photo of their erect penis. In the same vein I see nothing attractive about two cucumbers stuck into her holes, no, it is ugly.

Not only that she lists bareback as an 'enjoy' and declares herself against it.

Berks Bloke 32

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Has Jo Brand changed career, well, she can't be any worse at this than she is at comedy   :sarcastic:

fredpunter

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Has Jo Brand changed career, well, she can't be any worse at this than she is at comedy   :sarcastic:

damn, you beat me to it

hollysbeenabadgirl

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Ladies have been known to request gents not to send them a photo of their erect penis. In the same vein I see nothing attractive about two cucumbers stuck into her holes, no, it is ugly.

Not only that she lists bareback as an 'enjoy' and declares herself against it.

FAQ taken from this profile External Link/Members Only so probably one to avoid even if you are not fond of cucumbers.

Offline Tailpipe

FAQ taken from this profile External Link/Members Only so probably one to avoid even if you are not fond of cucumbers.

Now we know why you are bad girl  :D :D

hollysbeenabadgirl

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Now we know why you are bad girl  :D :D

Shame I haven't got the face of an angel :p

Offline Rickrabbit

This has got to be the worst, I feel infected just looking at it...and she offers bareback: External Link/Members Only or External Link/Members Only


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Royal

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Hi,

I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.

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Royal

Lz-129

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Hi,

I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.

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Royal

Waste of time joining then! Some would think that was heaven and no where near the worst I've seen

Offline rpg

Hi,

I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.

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Royal

Nope, must try harder.

Offline WashingtonLad

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Probably the most useless profile pics I've seen in a while.  Hi, this is me 30 years ago...
Banned reason: Leech posting unfounded allegations.
Banned by: daviemac

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Probably the most useless profile pics I've seen in a while.  Hi, this is me 30 years ago...

That is one awful profile :thumbsdown:
Everything about it is crap!
Rubbish pics, wtf were they taken with
And as for the description, I gave up trying to read that after the 1st line