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Author Topic: The worst escort picture challenge  (Read 501485 times)

Offline rpg

That is one awful profile :thumbsdown:
Everything about it is crap!
Rubbish pics, wtf were they taken with
And as for the description, I gave up trying to read that after the 1st line

That type of writing is becoming more common, how depressing.  :(

Offline markw

That type of writing is becoming more common, how depressing.  :(

Never punt with someone who can't spell "of"
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline markw

Hi,

I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/779470_1%2Ejpg&Description=old+pic

Royal

You may be the winner of the "scariest armpit on adultwork" thread.
Banning reason: Undesirable fluffy

Offline Lz-129

You may be the winner of the "scariest armpit on adultwork" thread.

Honestly..that is not an armpit!

Hi,
I have joined just to post a link. I think I am the winner.
https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewImage.asp?Image=http://84.244.135.41/f/779470_1%2Ejpg&Description=old+pic
Royal
I think she is potentially gorgeous, in that I might gorge myself on her,
Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/779470 or https://www.adultwork.com/strawberrys
but I cannot manage to see her as it is outcalls in Birmingham.
She writes that she is only a size 16, looks more than that to me
HP
« Last Edit: July 01, 2013, 12:08:46 PM by Horizontal pleasures »


1 review(s) found for the service provider linked to in above post (0 positive, 0 neutral, 1 negative)

Offline lovingfacials

HP

I bet you have never wanked as much, since  the pictures in this thread have become available its been pennies from heaven for you isnt it ..........and I bet your hot list is bulging?????

HP

I bet you have never wanked as much, since  the pictures in this thread have become available its been pennies from heaven for you isnt it ..........and I bet your hot list is bulging?????

I never do that, I prefer the real flesh of a lady.

Offline lovingfacials

I never do that, I prefer the real flesh of a lady.

Well you boat as truly landed coz one thing these girls have a plenty is flesh...............rolls of it!

And yes I know that flaots your boat

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2069688 or https://www.adultwork.com/slut4u76

the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

Offline Kram

Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2069688 or https://www.adultwork.com/slut4u76

the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

She's got a fanny like John Wayne's saddle bags 

Jeezus

Offline CatBBW

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Link to this Profile Page using https://www.adultwork.com/2069688 or https://www.adultwork.com/slut4u76

the first picture on the left, rear view might make you .....

FUCKING HELL! :scare: That has got to be a runner up! (to the sock lady's current first place)


and the photos are dated January 2011 so that is two and a half years ago so no doubt there is even more of her now.

Offline Tailpipe

I must stop clicking on those links  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Funny like a missile silo

Offline Tailpipe

I must stop clicking on those links  :vomit: :vomit: :vomit:

Fanny like a missile silo

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1767352

'spend a relaxing time with this one' ???????????????????????? WTF!


or for your consideration

https://www.adultwork.com/dlgViewGImage.asp?Image=3457225

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ouch? I cannot make this link work, please try again with full profile link. Thanks

Me neither, Sean Og.

If you'll give us the link from the bottom of her Profile page, we'll be able to follow it through.

Ouch? I cannot make this link work, please try again with full profile link. Thanks

try this one

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=1903226

you wont thank me for it, mind

Me neither, Sean Og.

If you'll give us the link from the bottom of her Profile page, we'll be able to follow it through.

chuckle.... you would not want to do any following through with this girl! :D

Offline Festisio

It's a sad indictment of the escort scene in general that this thread is consistently in the top 5 threads yet the opposite one regarding best looking escorts dropped off page 1 quite quickly - I couldn't find it when searching, anyone else?  Let's redress the balance.


Much more hp's cup of tea than mine, I think.


Offline Melb

She likes lagsana and jewlary.
Favourite position is on the floor.
 :D


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