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Offline RedKettle

camping has never looked less appealing  :vomit:

Looks like you could go camping with these
https://www.adultwork.com/2871281


I am not sure what is camp about her? No limp wrists but a great rear view in her profile free gallery.

Offline Davede

It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!


It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!


You could park a fucking Harley Davidson in that mate

It just a reference to the size of her knickers being big enough to be a tent

I recon I couls comfortably park my mountain bike in that crack!!



I think her knickers are big enough to be a parachute  :vomit:


is that middle aged spread or udders?


https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3056813

Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...


nope, no memory but she writes age 33, I suggest maybe 20 years older. Only services listed are her into big end!.

Offline raylondoner

nope, no memory but she writes age 33, I suggest maybe 20 years older. Only services listed are her into big end!.

Nice shirt!   :hi:

https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3056813

Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...


I was going to try TOFT and she has gone already

Offline Reiver

Pink joggers,  white sandals, painted toes , plastic handbag and photo from a graveyard you know she will be classy .

http://glasgow.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/classifieds/EnlargeImage?image=11839995&oid=11839996


https://www.adultwork.com/ViewProfile.asp?UserID=3056813

Any one remember this one?cause she is back? Does porno...


did you capture her phone number before she vanished?

http://london.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/anna-sexy-milf-all-me/11913831

I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
press enlarged against the photo after taking a deep breath.
HP
« Last Edit: July 05, 2015, 05:04:14 PM by Horizontal pleasures »

Offline yorkshire123

http://london.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/anna-sexy-milf-all-me/11913831

I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
press enlarged against the photo after taking a deep breath.
HP

Fucking hell HP, for all to see

Banning reason: Making false malicious allegations against admin

Offline Davede

There was someone asking about a girl with her head shaved on one side in the forums

Offline punk

did you capture her phone number before she vanished?

Big NO, not my time in the least.

There was someone asking about a girl with her head shaved on one side in the forums

this is not picture of a girl, it is nearly a granny.


Offline stevedave

https://www.adultwork.com/1917287 or https://www.adultwork.com/SexyMaddie

Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...


Offline punk

https://www.adultwork.com/1917287 or https://www.adultwork.com/SexyMaddie

Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...



sweet jesus thats rank.

Offline MrBridger

https://www.adultwork.com/1917287 or https://www.adultwork.com/SexyMaddie

Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...



Yes I'm sure she's appeared here once or twice before. I particularly like the tattoos of her & her OH on her back so when doing doggy you can see his face looking back at you. Mind you I'd have my eyes firmly shut at all times.

The decor in her bedroom would give me a migraine too.
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

Offline MrBridger

http://london.backpage.com/FemaleEscorts/anna-sexy-milf-all-me/11913831

I am not at all tempted, no TOFT this time
press enlarged against the photo after taking a deep breath.
HP

Christ, Phil Oakey's let himself go a bit... :D
Banning reason: Spreading allegations against another punter because of personal dispute

Offline Chuckman

https://www.adultwork.com/1917287 or https://www.adultwork.com/SexyMaddie

Apologies if she has already featured, but I can't get over how horrendous it is...



That third picture on her profile page. Wow, that is just slightly on the grim side.  :(


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